i-D magazine Posts:

Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, and Other Topless Hotties for i-D Magazine’s Spring Fling

By Bill Swift | May 17, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless in i-D Magazine Spring 2013

I have this dream where I invite several of my very favorite British style glamour models to my abode for an afternoon of Earl Grey and raunchy stripping. Then I snap back to reality to find the BBW sisters from down the hall eating all my Cool Ranch Doritos and sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet. Real life can be such a harsh slap in the face.

Thankfully, I have i-D magazine and their glorious tribute to all things hot and boobtastic and British with a topless complication pictorial of Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, Nicole Neal, Lacey Bangard, and Sabine Jemeljanova as a virtual lust-filled escape hatch from the doldrums of my apartment complex living. It's quite the array into the foray of all things plump and juicy in the chest puppy department. Yet, classy, cool, and chic. I think I dig. I dig very much. Enjoy.

Karlie Kloss Has Legs and She Knows How To Use Them

By Bill Swift | April 5, 2013 @ 10:52 am

Karlie Kloss Long Legs in i-D Magazine Spring 2013

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Our bias in favor of the Windy City only has a very small part to do with our lust-filled support of model Karlie Kloss and her continuing rise of the modeling ranks. Featured in the new edition of i-D magazine, young Karlie shows how she makes money pimping to women, while still captivating the hearts and other organs of the male of the species.

And that right there is your foundation for meteoric rise and success in the modeling world. Every girl wants to be you, every guy wants to put you in silky handcuffs and secure you to the headboard in the Motel 6 honeymoon suite. A winning formula. And Karlie Kloss is very much winning. Enjoy.

Lara Stone Bares Her Nekkid Wares for i-D Magazine

By Bill Swift | November 20, 2012 @ 12:43 pm

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Lara Stone Peep Show in i-D Magazine #322 Winter 2012

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You know what we love most about European supermodels? Well, yeah, they're hot and we want them to rub our bellies while we drink Northern European lagers, but, beyond that, is their willingness to show off their bare skin for the sake of the shoot. Even an artsy stylish shoot we don't understand, we still feel them, as it were, when it comes to exhibiting their nekkid forms.

All of which leads us to super hot Dutch model Lara Stone, who routinely dares to bare, this time in i-D magazine for their Winter 2012 edition, flashing some of her world class chest puppies as well as some see-through views to her lady nest, all in all what we like to call a high-brow ogle worthy bit of nekkidness we totally dig. Enjoy.

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Stephanie Seymour Strangely Flashes Her MILFtastic Knockers for i-D Magazine

By Bill Swift | September 20, 2012 @ 1:08 pm

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Stephanie Seymour Strips Down in i-D Magazine Fall 2012 Photoshoot

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We really have missed our favorite son-loving mom, Stephanie Seymour, who we see little of outside of her family fun vacations down in the Caribbean. And while we often lose intellectual track of the various highly artsy new-wave themes Stephanie Seymour photoshoots tend to fall to, we still never ever want to stop ogling the bare chest of this 40-something MILFtastic model phenom, who never seems to age (perhaps it's intra-family coupling that keeps her looking so youthful?)

Stephanie Seymour goes high-concept once more flashing her oddly fastened funbags in the Fall edition of i-D magazine. It's strange, it's odd, but it's ultimately hot Stephanie, the mom we all want to have tucking us in at night. Enjoy.

Liberty Ross Topless Hotness Defeated by Kristen Stewart’s Very Angry Vagina

By Bill Swift | July 26, 2012 @ 1:48 am

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Okay, let me be the first to say, even in my wildest 'I married a supermodel' fantasies, I'm grounded enough to know that after the honeymoon of seeing my own sweaty slobby self in the mirror knocking the stuffing out of a real life world class hottie, well, there's a solid chance there's going to be a lifetime of painful model-wife times dead ahead. Not saying the old song about marrying an ugly girl and being blindly blissful sounds all that great, but finding yourself til-death-do-you-part with a woman who's been spoiled rotten her whole life to look hot and stare blankly into space, I can see that coming back to haunt you, and those sweaty times in the mirror becoming further and further apart.

None of this is to excuse the cad-like behavior of Rupert Sanders, the director of Snow White and The Huntsman and the married diver in the Kristen Stewart muff diving in flagrante. But who knows the true power of K-Stew's very angry vagina; it holds sway over men like nobody's business. It seems to be powerful enough to turn Robert Pattinson straight; that's some might sorcery there.

All I'm saying is, just because you're married to a super hot chick like Liberty Ross doesn't mean you have the power to resist beaver bombing your favorite starlet if she's stems akimbo in the front seat of your automobile and whimpering like a cat on a hot tin roof. The rules of nature always trump the rules of man.

Victoria Beckham Still Won’t Smile, Still Needs a Sandwich, But Still Hot in i-D Magazine

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2012 @ 9:47 am

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Posh Spice Topless

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We're not sure what happened to Posh exactly, but somewhere along the line the hottest Spice Girl (yeah, we said it, we own it) decided that marriage to the world's most famous soccer player (who Gretchen here tells me is one hunky dude), tons of money, beautiful houses, vacation homes, jet travel, successful commercials, and a baby, could still not make her smile, let alone eat a sandwich, but it did happen. And it's kind of unfortunate in the way that seeing otherwise seemingly have-it-all hotties in a constant state of glumness always is.

But then there's this i-D magazine pictorial, and it rekindles my lower-half-of-the-body interest in Victoria Beckham, with all her hotness potential, still no smile, still way too skinny, but so much there there that... well, I'd love to lock Victoria and Angelina Jolie up in my basement for a few weeks and feed them like a turkey farmer does his stock in the weeks before Thanksgiving. I think that sounds kind of almost legal. Enjoy.