Egotastic
Hallelujah!
Kristen Stewart broke her three year long no-smile tenure this weekend at Coachella. While she could not bring herself to open her mouth, there is a clear cheek bone pattern indicative of a feeling of elation and and upturning of the lips that our judges felt qualified as a smile, leaving Victoria Beckham and her four years, five months, and eleven days and counting no-smiling record intact.
And, to be honest, we smiled too as we saw the dramatically indie hottie Kristen Stewart in some shorts and a loose fitting little shirt that gave us more skin than we typically ever see from the brunette thespianic, outside of being forced to witness her onscreen in a Twilight film. It was all good, and a record breaking day, the day K-Stew smiled, almost kinda sorta. Mark it down. Enjoy.
Coachella Roundup: Katharine McPhee Bikinis, Katy Perry Cleavage, Tallulah Willis Crotch Shots
I no longer begrudge people who attend Coachella every year, because even though the annual music festival has gone from indie to corporate sell-out-supreme, everybody who goes seems to have a good time, and who am I to piss on someone else's party. Unless they're celebrities, then fair game, both the sextastic sightings at the concert and the general observation that the festival has become a giant pimp fest for celebrity couples who look entirely out of place, even roaming the V.I.P. restricted areas.
Celebrities just don't do pop culture events well. Their wardrobe assistants don't know how to dress them, they don't handle their booze and drugs well when not being the wheel of their imported sports cars, and they can't keep rhythm.
Still, there was Katharine McPhee in a bikini, even though technically she was at a Palm Springs corporate party fifteen miles away, she certainly was our highlight of Coachella. And, along with a bunch of celebs in bikini tops such as Katy Cocktease, the Willis Sisters, and Francesca Eastwood, they made the weekend outdoor event visually palatable. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S COACHELLA ROUNDUP OF CELEBRITIES DOING THEIR THING