Coachella Music Festival Posts:

Ketty Perry Cleavage at Coachella

If you haven't heard of it, Coachella is a music festival in California that has basically become famous for attracting all the "hip," "happening," and "high" celebrities in Hollywood. You literally can't throw a rock without hitting a celebrity at Coachella. Which is good, because if you're throwing rocks, you probably want to hit celebrities the most. Anyways, all that to say that Katy Perry was at Coachella on the weekend, and she brought her amazing cleavage with her. Yes, that was a very roundabout way to get to talking about Katy Perry's boobs.

Scarlett Johansson Sings… Badly

So if you were at all anticipating Scarlett Johansson's album (though, who really was?), then you might want to reevaluate your expectations. You see, this past weekend, at the Coachella Music Festival, someone thought it would be a good idea to have Scarlett Johansson sing backing vocals for The Jesus and Mary Chain as they performed their song "Just Like Honey." Problem is, Scarlett Johansson can't sing.

I mean, it's actually really bad. She only had one word to sing, "honey," and she couldn't even stay in the right key. Sure the audio quality of the video below may not make it very clear, but you can't blame being tone deaf on fuzzy YouTube audio. Now's probably a good time for Scarlett to get in touch with Paris Hilton's album producers. Or maybe Madonna's.

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Madonna Plays Coachella

Well, this is an odd one. Rolling Stone reports that Madonna will be playing at the Coachella music festival this summer.

"I've never performed at a festival," said Madonna. "And I'm especially excited about playing at Coachella before I start my own tour." She joins a massive bill that includes industrial act Tool, dark pop-rockers Depeche Mode, post-punk act Franz Ferdinand, rapper Common, and buzzed-about reggae newcomers Matisyahu and Damian Marley.

Now, I may be wrong here, but I thought Coachella was the festival for all those Emo-loving, Seth Cohen wannabes, not Madonna groupies. Of course, Madonna is all about coopting anything remotely cool, so I guess it makes sense.

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