Egotastic
So if you were at all anticipating Scarlett Johansson's album (though, who really was?), then you might want to reevaluate your expectations. You see, this past weekend, at the Coachella Music Festival, someone thought it would be a good idea to have Scarlett Johansson sing backing vocals for The Jesus and Mary Chain as they performed their song "Just Like Honey." Problem is, Scarlett Johansson can't sing.
I mean, it's actually really bad. She only had one word to sing, "honey," and she couldn't even stay in the right key. Sure the audio quality of the video below may not make it very clear, but you can't blame being tone deaf on fuzzy YouTube audio. Now's probably a good time for Scarlett to get in touch with Paris Hilton's album producers. Or maybe Madonna's.
Ketty Perry Cleavage at Coachella
If you haven't heard of it, Coachella is a music festival in California that has basically become famous for attracting all the "hip," "happening," and "high" celebrities in Hollywood. You literally can't throw a rock without hitting a celebrity at Coachella. Which is good, because if you're throwing rocks, you probably want to hit celebrities the most. Anyways, all that to say that Katy Perry was at Coachella on the weekend, and she brought her amazing cleavage with her. Yes, that was a very roundabout way to get to talking about Katy Perry's boobs.