Lisa Opie Bikini Pictures and Yoga Tricks in Miami

Yoga in the park. It really is the new best thing since blessed stretch pants and Pilates classes in the window of storefronts. Especially when the ancient arts are practiced by the likes of beauty pageant winner Lisa Opie and her stellar flexible bikini body in a Miami Park.

I don't doubt that this kind of mystical stretching and contorting is absolutely amazing for your body health. I also don't doubt that I consider touching my toes twice to be the sum total of my daily physical regimen. I leave the serious stuff to the serious hotties willing to assume various suggestive positions for the benefit of gentleman oglers everywhere. Lisa Opie, as your leering yogi in the bushes, I give you four stars, or however they rank such maneuvers. Three goats or such. Enjoy.

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