Lisa Opie

Lisa Opie Bikini Asstastic Wild and Scorpion Yoga Hot in the Park

There has been an explosion of hot arse in Miami that won't be spotted by any satellite or drone, but be assured, this combustion has occurred this past week. So much fine derriere, I want to retrieve my old Ass Inspector license from my teen days and pick up my official duties once more. Perhaps it's fitting, perfectly fitting, that we wind up the week on a Friday with the bikini clad thumper of Lisa Opie, a regular hot body contestant on the Egotastic! wheel of South Beach lust.

Lisa felt a little top and bikini bottom was the perfect wardrobe for stretching, preening, and scorpion positions in the park and I have to agree with her fashion decisions. Holy hotness, Batman! If yoga was more of this, and less of sweaty dudes with stinking feet talking about their colons, I'd go more often. In fact, I'd go daily just to watch Lisa Opie do her yoga. I do believe I can get fit just leering. I know I can raise my heart rate. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie Bikini Pictures Bootylicious, Body Hot, and All Around Beachy Sweet

Oh, how excited do I get when Lisa Opie hits the beach in one of her perfectly fitting bikinis? In case you cared about the actual answer, it's an immense quantity. The former beauty pageant queen and current model and Miami Beach sextastic bikini figure always manages to stroll and strut with utter perfection along the sandy shores of South Florida. Her booty, a constant reminder that someday I need to get a real job if I'm ever to be a carresser as opposed to an ogler.

Lisa Opie, I will make you a deal. you keep on flashing your thong uncovered booty, and I will keep salivating. Nature requires order to thrive. Let us thrive together in this eco-friendly manner. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie BIkini Hotness Steams and Sizzles from All Directions.

Sometimes I feel a bit neglectful just talking about Lisa Opie and her wicked hot behind all the time. What about her blessedly bosomy and passion inducing frontal goodness? Am I really that parent who favors one child over the other simply out of thoughtlessness. I mean, sure, I will be someday, but for now, I'm going to throw some loving to the boobtastic bikini allure of Lisa Opie, one of our favorite beachy keen girls down Miami way.

Lisa routinely wows us with her thumper, today, she's doing double duty with her perfectly bodacious summer melons. I couldn't be more happy for the young model as she deserves all the awkward leering attention from prurient souls she gets. Lisa, I'm sorry if it's been a couple days since I last told you how badly I'd like to play with you in your sandbox. It won't happen again. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie’s Bikini Asstastic Hypnotizes Me Like a Shiny Watch

I used to watch those instant hypnotists who wave their hand and their mustaches at folks on stage and in a second turn them into walking zombies. I always thought it was kind of bullshit stage craft, until I came across the perky fine cheeky asstastic of Lisa Opie. I look at those twin cans of lust inducement and within a couple or three nanoseconds I am whisked away to some distant subconscious strata where all my defenses are stripped away.

Lisa could ask me to cluck like a chicken or pretend my hair was on fire and I'd probably oblige. Naturally, I'd hope she'd use her dark magic to turn me into her sexual slave doing all sorts of degrading intimate tasks upon her ridiculously hot body. Please, let this dream come true. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie and Stefania Sita Preening Yoga Hot in the Park

Not only is the beach a tough place to show off in Miami, now include the local parks where the resident hottie models are routinely taking their workouts out into the public eye. We do so lust Lisa Opie, and she brought along a friend today, Stefania Sita, the two models determined to raise their dogs upward in the air to feel their chakras flowing and do similar to the blood flow of the gentleman oglers within eyeball distance.

Hey, you don't get a sweet booty and tight bikini body by eating, well, what I eat. You've got to watch the calories and burn, burn, burn, in tight Spandex out in the town square. It's a law or something like that in Miami. I wholeheartedly approve. And make tiny whimpering sounds as Lisa Opie stretches. Like an injured cat in heat. I've been more manly at times. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie Bikini Fun Time Is My Time to Leer Happily

Beauty queen Lisa Opie and I have a classic synergistic relationship going on. She likes to strip down to her tiny little stripety bikinis on the beach and roll around, prance, and pose with her booty in the air. For my part, I like to recline my La-Z-Boy and sip slowly on a vegan malt liquor and make squeaky animal sounds. It seems to be working out perfectly, with supplier and ogler existing in perfect natural harmony.

I have to admit, Lisa might be doing most of the work. Her stellar bikini body just looks good in and out of everything she dons along the shore in Miami, willing all men within peeking distance to peek away. Go on, she won't bite. Unless you're the luckiest man in the world. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie’s Bikini Body and I Have an Imaginary Love Affair Going On

I can't help that Lisa Opie and her tantalizing bikini body feel as strongly about my primal urges and I feel for her in regard to giving an all-over body massage without using my hands. This wicked hot brunette beach girl is just motoring out to the beach in Miami routinely with epic bikini female forms that will linger in my libido until I'm well past the age of Moses.

We've been talking for a while now about the competitive landscape along this particular several miles of shoreline. It's like lifting weights at Muscle Beach or playing street ball in Brooklyn. You don't just show up without skills and expect to make a name for yourself. You've got to have the goods. Lisa Opie's goods are so good they're great. Enjoy.