Lisa Opie

Lisa Opie and Ana Braga Bikini Pictures Go Four Hot Cheeks Wide in Miami

I'm not sure how to feel when I see two of my favorite bikini models from Miami joining asstastic forces on the beach for a bikini booty display of tingly proportions. I'm going to choose thankful, followed by elated, quickly followed by exhausted.

Lisa Opie and Ana Braga got together on the beach in their respective thumper baring thong bottoms to show the world of gentleman oglers the true power of the bare sun-drenched bottom. As if we needed any reminder of such power. Still, like spankings from hot girls in leather dominatrix suits, we can never learn our lesson often enough. I mean, that mine be more of my own personal experience. But Lisa and Ana bikini sextastic, that's a universal appeal. Oh, to have these girls strutting around my own private beach, the sand I truck into my bedroom, that is the dream. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie Shows Off Her Bikini Curves On Miami Beach

The lovely Lisa Opie was spotted on Miami Beach wearing a ridiculously revealing snakeskin bikini. Lisa has what we in the business call ginormous funbags. There is some pretty spectacular cleavage shots through a see-through spot in her boob valley. She's also got some fairly outstanding long legs that are nicely toned. But I think what really makes this particular set of pictures stand out is how amazing her booty looks. First of all, the bottoms are so small that they give an almost complete view of her pert round derriere. It's pretty much perfect. Like, it belongs in the booty hall of fame. I know that isn't something that actually exists but it should. Maybe I'll start a Kickstarter campaign to open one and Lisa will be in the first group of inductees along with Kim Kardashian and Beyonce.

Where are the Lisa Opies whenever I go to Miami Beach? All I see when I'm there is old retirees and my middle-aged Cuban relatives. Maybe I'm going to the wrong beach?

Lisa Opie Bikini Asstastic Wild and Scorpion Yoga Hot in the Park

There has been an explosion of hot arse in Miami that won't be spotted by any satellite or drone, but be assured, this combustion has occurred this past week. So much fine derriere, I want to retrieve my old Ass Inspector license from my teen days and pick up my official duties once more. Perhaps it's fitting, perfectly fitting, that we wind up the week on a Friday with the bikini clad thumper of Lisa Opie, a regular hot body contestant on the Egotastic! wheel of South Beach lust.

Lisa felt a little top and bikini bottom was the perfect wardrobe for stretching, preening, and scorpion positions in the park and I have to agree with her fashion decisions. Holy hotness, Batman! If yoga was more of this, and less of sweaty dudes with stinking feet talking about their colons, I'd go more often. In fact, I'd go daily just to watch Lisa Opie do her yoga. I do believe I can get fit just leering. I know I can raise my heart rate. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie Bikini Pictures Bootylicious, Body Hot, and All Around Beachy Sweet

Oh, how excited do I get when Lisa Opie hits the beach in one of her perfectly fitting bikinis? In case you cared about the actual answer, it's an immense quantity. The former beauty pageant queen and current model and Miami Beach sextastic bikini figure always manages to stroll and strut with utter perfection along the sandy shores of South Florida. Her booty, a constant reminder that someday I need to get a real job if I'm ever to be a carresser as opposed to an ogler.

Lisa Opie, I will make you a deal. you keep on flashing your thong uncovered booty, and I will keep salivating. Nature requires order to thrive. Let us thrive together in this eco-friendly manner. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie BIkini Hotness Steams and Sizzles from All Directions.

Sometimes I feel a bit neglectful just talking about Lisa Opie and her wicked hot behind all the time. What about her blessedly bosomy and passion inducing frontal goodness? Am I really that parent who favors one child over the other simply out of thoughtlessness. I mean, sure, I will be someday, but for now, I'm going to throw some loving to the boobtastic bikini allure of Lisa Opie, one of our favorite beachy keen girls down Miami way.

Lisa routinely wows us with her thumper, today, she's doing double duty with her perfectly bodacious summer melons. I couldn't be more happy for the young model as she deserves all the awkward leering attention from prurient souls she gets. Lisa, I'm sorry if it's been a couple days since I last told you how badly I'd like to play with you in your sandbox. It won't happen again. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie’s Bikini Asstastic Hypnotizes Me Like a Shiny Watch

I used to watch those instant hypnotists who wave their hand and their mustaches at folks on stage and in a second turn them into walking zombies. I always thought it was kind of bullshit stage craft, until I came across the perky fine cheeky asstastic of Lisa Opie. I look at those twin cans of lust inducement and within a couple or three nanoseconds I am whisked away to some distant subconscious strata where all my defenses are stripped away.

Lisa could ask me to cluck like a chicken or pretend my hair was on fire and I'd probably oblige. Naturally, I'd hope she'd use her dark magic to turn me into her sexual slave doing all sorts of degrading intimate tasks upon her ridiculously hot body. Please, let this dream come true. Enjoy.

Lisa Opie and Stefania Sita Preening Yoga Hot in the Park

Not only is the beach a tough place to show off in Miami, now include the local parks where the resident hottie models are routinely taking their workouts out into the public eye. We do so lust Lisa Opie, and she brought along a friend today, Stefania Sita, the two models determined to raise their dogs upward in the air to feel their chakras flowing and do similar to the blood flow of the gentleman oglers within eyeball distance.

Hey, you don't get a sweet booty and tight bikini body by eating, well, what I eat. You've got to watch the calories and burn, burn, burn, in tight Spandex out in the town square. It's a law or something like that in Miami. I wholeheartedly approve. And make tiny whimpering sounds as Lisa Opie stretches. Like an injured cat in heat. I've been more manly at times. Enjoy.