Gaming

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mortal Kombat

News | June 17, 2014, 9:46 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mortal Kombat

Hold on to your butts, gentlemen. Spines will snap, livers will be punched right in the damn liver and stray limbs will be used as chew toys for hellhounds. This is Mortal-effing-Kombat, right here. If you have a strong stomach and balls of steeliest, steely steel, join us as we party like it’s 1992... Read More

IGN Brings Us a Crash Course in Carnage, ‘Destiny’ Style

News | June 16, 2014, 11:38 am

IGN Brings Us a Crash Course in Carnage, ‘Destiny’ Style

By now, everyone in the gamingverse is fairly familiar with Destiny’s whole deal. Its Halo-esque spacetacular shooting, the dudes in their sci-fi armor, all of that fancy stuff. Last week at E3, we saw the latest trailer, which thrust the backstory into our damn faces yet again. The Traveler, the... Read More

‘Madden 15’ Promises to Up the Badassery and Drop the Suck-age (VIDEO)

News | June 9, 2014, 11:47 am

‘Madden 15’ Promises to Up the Badassery and Drop the Suck-age (VIDEO)

I failed before, but I am different now. I won’t fail again. Whether our ol’ buddy here is talking about his own situation or the Madden games’ less glorious moments is unclear. Well, judging by those extreme close-ups and manly growl-y facial expressions, it’s probably that first one. One... Read More

Behold the Evel Knievel of 'GTA V' and his Crazy-Ass Bike Skills (VIDEO)

News | June 6, 2014, 11:34 am

Behold the Evel Knievel of 'GTA V' and his Crazy-Ass Bike Skills (VIDEO)

Most of us don’t do anything particularly fancy with our wheels in Grand Theft Auto. Sure, we’ll buy the most spangly vehicle our ill-gotten gains can buy. And sure, we’ll decorate it as ostentatiously as those mad bastards on Pimp My Ride do. But do we really harness the inner badassery of our... Read More