Gaming

Wait, Video Games WON’T Turn Our Children Into Homicidal Maniacs?

News | August 4, 2014, 11:17 am

Wait, Video Games WON’T Turn Our Children Into Homicidal Maniacs?

If there’s one thing our ol’ buddies in the media like to bitch about, it’s every freaking video game ever (which isn’t so much one thing as several hundred things, but we shan’t be pernickety about that). If it turns out that the latest crazy-ass killer once played Doom or Resident Evil or... Read More

Choose Your Own Little Slice of Creeptastic in ‘The Evil Within’

News | August 1, 2014, 11:50 am

Choose Your Own Little Slice of Creeptastic in ‘The Evil Within’

The Evil Within is an intriguing prospect. The involvement of Shinji Mikami, Mr. Resident Evil, is enough to make anyone put their pants back on and pay attention. After all, his last series installment was the much ballyhooed Resident Evil 4. We don’t know what in the name of balls ‘ballyhooing’... Read More

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Gah! It’s ‘Sharknado: The Game’

News | August 1, 2014, 10:35 am

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Gah! It’s ‘Sharknado: The Game’

Why? Why in the name of Satan’s shriveled scrote is this a thing? Ah, Sharknado. In the piss-takey animal-based ridiculousness stakes, it’s right up there with Snakes on a Plane and Black Sheep. We may have had enough of those mothereffin’ snakes on that mothereffin’ plane, but Sharknado... Read More

The Weekly WTF: Yep, The Mainliners Are Still Utterly Creepy-Ass

News | July 31, 2014, 9:16 am

The Weekly WTF: Yep, The Mainliners Are Still Utterly Creepy-Ass

GAH! Grand Theft Auto may give us a rather romanticized, check-out-my-badass-car view of the criminal life, but this is the harsh reality right here. You’ll be abused in the pants area by ghastly mutants. You may not be familiar with 2004's The Suffering, a slightly obscure psychological horror... Read More

‘LittleBigPlanet 3’ to Bring the Sacktastic to PS4

News | July 30, 2014, 9:01 am

‘LittleBigPlanet 3’ to Bring the Sacktastic to PS4

Not that it wasn’t as inevitable as our morning boner, but still: huzzah! Or something. Now, the console has been doing relatively well for itself of late. It hasn’t gloriously ascended into the stratosphere on a success-sleigh pulled by magical reindeer that shit money, but sales and momentum... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Resident Evil 2

News | July 29, 2014, 1:24 pm

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Resident Evil 2

Where do you go after Resident Evil? It was the game that gave birth to survival horror, freaky-ass mutant baby with six asses as it was. Capcom’s 1996 classic needed a great follow up. More monsters lurking in dingy corridors, more dogs suddenly careening through windows to make you foul yourself.... Read More

Behold the Spangly New Cutscenes of the Revamped ‘Halo 2’ (VIDEO)

News | July 28, 2014, 11:50 am

Behold the Spangly New Cutscenes of the Revamped ‘Halo 2’ (VIDEO)

If you know your Halotastic, you’re surely aware of the upcoming Master Chief Collection. This Xbox One exclusive will bundle the four main series titles in a fancy-ass package, and is one that many of us are rabidly anticipating. Some fans have actually contracted rabies just thinking about it. That’s... Read More

‘Tekken 7’ Promises Answers, More Happy Funtimes With the Devil Gene

News | July 28, 2014, 9:14 am

‘Tekken 7’ Promises Answers, More Happy Funtimes With the Devil Gene

Tekken, as we know, is quite the gaming stalwart. This ol’ bastard has been going strong since 1994, bringing us craptastic hairstyles (that's you, right there, Paul and Heihachi) and a heaping helping of punchy violence. Two decades’ worth of it. Much of that time has been consumed by intrigue... Read More