No, seriously. Which is it? We can’t effing tell. Both of the much ballyhooed next generation consoles have arrived now, and there’s one thing that’s plain: technically, there’s little to choose between them. As Mr. Resident Evil, Shinji Mikami, told Edge Magazine: “We only need one... Read More
You may be familiar with Sup Holmes. You may also not. After all, not everyone can be expected to be as knowledgeable, witty, urbane, well-informed and well-hung as us. So, just to be sure, let’s have an overview. This podcast, from our nerdly friends at Destructoid, is fresh from the lunatic mind... Read More
Holy balls, it’s Pong! This decrepit slice of shite from the seventies is the very last word in retro gaming. Buckle up, all, shield your eyes from its visual splendor, and let’s take a closer look at this craptastic relic. Pong was released in 1972, one of the first chunky cabinet games to hit... Read More
Console wars, as we know, are a terrifying prospect. The term brings back all manner of bad memories from the Nineties. In the schoolyard, sexuality was questioned, mothers’ weight problems were mocked and the small size of genitals was grossly exaggerated for comic effect. All because we supported... Read More
Now, the Sun isn’t England’s finest export. That raving drunk with all the cats who keeps getting busted for crapping on the sidewalk would probably be a better source of daily news (or so the Sun-bashers will tell you). Still, they know what they like. And what do they like most of all? Boobs. Yes,... Read More
Dogs are man’s ever-amiable best friend. However many times you throw that damn stick, they’ll bust a ballbag to retrieve it, out of pure lovely loving love. Cats, meanwhile, are the renegade badasses of the animal kingdom. You want that tennis ball back? Go and get it your ‘effing self. With a... Read More
Somewhere among the Internet’s vast repertoire of animal JPEGs, you’ll find Toilet Paper Kitty. Toilet Paper Kitty has clawed the hell out of someone’s two-ply supply, and left the remains strewn all over their hall. The picture is captioned because ‘eff you, that’s why. No, we’re not... Read More
Turkeys get a hell of a rough deal. These poor bastards are notorious dumbasses, they have what appears to be a crimson ballsack dangling from their faces, and they taste delicious. As such, it’s no surprise that a holiday known as Turkey Day is not a time to celebrate these birds. Having assorted... Read More
As we all know damn well, there are some things modern man just doesn’t have time for. Waiting for a replacement for a faulty console is one of those things. Who wants to spend an hour trying to articulate their problem to a non-English-speaking customer support staffer? No bastard, that’s who. Nuts... Read More
Yes indeed. The nerdly sci-fi aficionados among us (yes, you in the Battlestar Galactica-branded undercrackers, we mean you) had quite a event to celebrate last weekend: Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary. This obscure, quaint slice of television from Merry Old England has become a global phenomenon,... Read More
Arcades, with their truanting schoolchildren, lingering stench of piss and chunky ol’ lightgun games, are a dying breed. They are still to be found across the world, but as neglected shadows of their former glory. Like Elvis during his ‘cheeseburger fatass’ phase. Fear not, though, because the... Read More
