Gaming

Check Out the New and Improved Badassery of ‘Doom Reborn’ (VIDEO)

News | September 17, 2014, 9:15 am

Check Out the New and Improved Badassery of ‘Doom Reborn’ (VIDEO)

Doom, as we all know damn well, is the ultimate in man-tastic manly gaming. With its studly space marine and relentless gung-ho blood-leaky action, this is as masculine as it gets. Players have been known to grow huge effing Game of Thrones beards, or lose the ability to admit they’re lost and ask... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Alone in the Dark

News | September 16, 2014, 10:15 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Alone in the Dark

Before there was Resident Evil, before there was Silent Hill or Fatal Frame or any of the other ball-busting horror superstars, there was Alone in the mothereffing Dark. If you’re of stout heart and steely scrote, join us in the most piss-poor looking little slice of hell you ever saw. Back in... Read More

‘GTA V’ on PS4: Now With Extra Creepy Mimes and Crap on the Radio (VIDEO)

News | September 15, 2014, 11:37 am

‘GTA V’ on PS4: Now With Extra Creepy Mimes and Crap on the Radio (VIDEO)

For many of us, the PC edition of Grand Theft Auto V has been the big effing deal of late. Well, screw many of us, because that particular release has been bumped back to 2015. January 27, if you want to get all technical and precise date-y. In the interim, the spangly new next-gen edition is hitting... Read More

Grisly, Blood-Leaky Deaths Await in ‘Alien Isolation’ (VIDEO)

News | September 10, 2014, 11:52 am

Grisly, Blood-Leaky Deaths Await in ‘Alien Isolation’ (VIDEO)

Alien, as we know, makes for a great movie franchise but an utterly wanktacular video game. Usually. Remember Aliens: Colonial Marines? The game that pledged to bring us the full badass space marine experience? It was balls. But hey, let’s not bitch about Alien: Isolation just yet. It has a chance.... Read More

The New Godzilla Movie, Retold as a Craptacular Retro Video Game (VIDEO)

News | September 10, 2014, 9:30 am

The New Godzilla Movie, Retold as a Craptacular Retro Video Game (VIDEO)

You know how it can be with Godzilla movies. There isn’t enough mothereffin’ Godzilla in them, and you wind up with an hour or so of padding and prattle. You just want somebody to wake you when he starts using the Chrysler Building as a chewtoy, and/or pouring busloads of passengers into his gaping... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Hogs of War

News | September 9, 2014, 9:49 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Hogs of War

Hogs of War is a brilliant amalgamation of three of our favorite things: crazy-ass Worms-esque cartoon violence, bacon, and shitty puns. You’re going to want to put your pants back on and pay attention for this one. This is great stuff, right here. Have you ever wanted to play an odd kind of spin-off... Read More