Gaming

Our Final Slice of ‘Battlefield 4’ DLC is on its Way

News | November 17, 2014, 10:03 am

Our Final Slice of ‘Battlefield 4’ DLC is on its Way

We might have the spangly new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare and less-spangly-new-but-still-newer-than-this-effer Destiny entertaining us, but let’s spare a thought for Battlefield 4. The game’s first birthday has just passed, a year’s worth of sweet, sweet firearm-centric violence behind... Read More

Goddamn, ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Enough With the Links Already

News | November 14, 2014, 9:36 am

Goddamn, ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Enough With the Links Already

Turns out, the Wii U does still exist. Who the hell knew? Traditionally, ultra-studly dudes like ourselves aren’t big on the whole Wii thing. Sure, we had a curious waggle of the Wiimote during the Wii Sports hype phase (circa 2006), and made all kinds of embarrassing wanking motions with it in... Read More

Yep, Eight Player ‘Smash Bros.’ Really is Effing Crazy

News | November 10, 2014, 10:14 am

Yep, Eight Player ‘Smash Bros.’ Really is Effing Crazy

Super Smash Bros. isn’t for the faint-hearted. Or those with motion sickness, or an aversion to freaking balls-out crazy. It’s not technically a fighting game, more of a party game with Mario punching Bowser in his big green gonads and suchlike. A four-player match is pretty freaking ridiculous... Read More

Yep, 'Mortal Kombat X' is Pretty Damn Nasty; Just the Way we Like it (VIDEO)

News | November 7, 2014, 11:55 am

Yep, 'Mortal Kombat X' is Pretty Damn Nasty; Just the Way we Like it (VIDEO)

What happened to the days when studly dudes would settle their disputes honorably? Over Europe way in the Middle Ages, nerdly knights had a thing called chivalry. This meant, sure, wreck each others’ shit if you must, but do it respectfully. Have a gentlemanly joust, and invite the loser over to your... Read More