As with its fellow ball-busting blockbuster coming at the ass-end of 2013, Grand Theft Auto V, Batman: Arkham Origins does like firing out the subtle info-nuggets. In our last visit to the world Warner Bros. Games is creating, we saw a succinct summary of everything Origins-related to date. From what... Read More
As you give another craptacular working week a vigorous mental middle finger, you’ll probably decide to celebrate by retiring to the local drinkatorium. This is no time to dick around with fancy-ass coffees with Kenyan names grown in remote mountainous regions of Italy (or vice versa, as the case may... Read More
Yes indeed. Many of the Vita-ers among us have surely been reveling in the ghastly, macabre delights of Soul Sacrifice, a co-op action RPG which lends its own twisted take on the Monster Hunter premise. Alone or in a team, it tasks sorcerers with dispatching a whole smorgasbord of lumpen demon-nasties... Read More
The realm of the ancient, decrepit scroll-y shooter is a bizarre one indeed. In the Eighties, awful arcade ballache Twinbee saw us piloting an odd little craft with stumpy Tyrannosaurus Rex-esque arms; shooting several shades of shit out of marauding fruit and/or kitchen implements. It was a little like... Read More
Much like video games’ own bizarre sentient testicle, Pac-Man, Sonic is a superstar. He never quite got his shit together in recent outings (there have been some major gimmicky ballaches of late. Why in the name of Satan’s scrote does he have a talking sword? WHY?), but the blue dude with the -usually... Read More
How does an impending ball-busting video game juggernaut of Grand Theft Auto V’s caliber keep our attention during the long haul to release? We can’t all hibernate until September, after all. Taking off in the neighbors’ Winnebago -without permission and/or I.O.U, of course- to engage in an actiontacular... Read More
So we’ve dispensed our wine bottle/box of chocolates. We may even have -for the, y’know, A+ asskissing sons among us- added a card with a vom-tacular poem inside to the offering. We’ve apologized for not getting our shit together and visiting and/or calling more frequently. We’ve assured dear... Read More
For the less observant among the Ego-ranks, it’s Friday! Congratulations for surviving to the ass-end of another week without shitting in your boss’s wastebin, raising your fists heavenwards and exclaiming, Nuts to this, I’m going to travel to a snow-capped mountain and spend several painstaking... Read More
There are certain things that you can wager your wang will always surface at any comic convention. Inscrutable bespectacled Asian guys, small children being buffeted and/or trampled on by the crowd, general geektacular camararderie... we can (oftentimes) take this all as read. Sadly, on a scale of... Read More
You’ve probably heard the legend that Pac-Man’s appearance was inspired by a sans-a-slice pizza. First thing you learn in Video Game Anecdote-ery 101, that is. What may be unclear is just how in the name of Satan’s baggy balls he made the transition from fat-tacular Hey, Ma! I can’t see my wang... Read More
Arkham aficionados (if you’re sitting in your Batman undercrackers -and, presumably, other attire- at the office as we speak, that’s you. Bonus points if you have a tattoo of the vengeful vigilante’s face on your scrote, and have named ‘him’ Bruce Wang) are surely aware of the impending October... Read More
