Gaming

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Ikaruga

News | October 21, 2014, 10:39 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Ikaruga

If you’re well-versed in the gamertastic, you’ll know one thing: Treasure are the masters of effing incredible shooters. Whether it’s cult classic Gunstar Heroes or the balls out, look-at-me-I’m-a-freakish-bird-dude-in-a-spacesuit-with-a-laser madness of Alien Soldier, you can’t argue with... Read More

Man, ‘Sims 4’ Modders Sure Like Their Sim-Cooches and Sim-Wangs

News | October 20, 2014, 11:55 am

Man, ‘Sims 4’ Modders Sure Like Their Sim-Cooches and Sim-Wangs

Now, as every ogling gentleman knows, there’s a good time and a bad time to get your leer on. When your wife’s in the vicinity, and isn’t the leer-ee, that’s the wrong damn time. Remember: formidable ogling powers were bestowed upon us, and we have to use them with care. As Spider-Man’s uncle... Read More

The Weekly WTF: The Boobs, Booze and Swearing Sheep of ‘Catherine’

News | October 16, 2014, 10:25 am

The Weekly WTF: The Boobs, Booze and Swearing Sheep of ‘Catherine’

Now, relationship troubles aren’t tackled much by video games. You want bullets flying around your ass and crazy arcade light shows, not some depressed guy whining that his wife hit him with her car again last night. Is that fun? It is not. But still. Here in the land of the WTF, you never know... Read More

The ‘GTA V’ Jet Plane Stunt Man Is Back (VIDEO)

News | October 15, 2014, 11:34 am

The ‘GTA V’ Jet Plane Stunt Man Is Back (VIDEO)

My Grand Theft Auto V piloting experiences aren’t the best. I’d just dick about by flying as high as possible and then parachuting out, watching as my multi-million-dollar ride explodes in a ball of fiery failure far below. Either that, or I’d be minding my own business cruising at 30,000 feet... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mega Man 2

News | October 14, 2014, 10:19 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mega Man 2

Oh bollocks. It’s this guy. Buckle up, gentlemen, because Mega Man’s here. These games don’t eff around. Today, we’re partying like it’s 1988 and celebrating the most significant entry in the series. The one that propelled Mega Man to interstellar superstardom, and got him all the booze,... Read More

Crisis Over: The New 3DS WILL Let You Get Your Portable Porn On After All

News | October 13, 2014, 11:47 am

Crisis Over: The New 3DS WILL Let You Get Your Portable Porn On After All

As we know, Nintendo effing love re-releasing their handhelds. Seeing that they were onto a damn good thing with the DS, they brought us the DS Lite, the DS XL, and the DSi. We didn’t even know what the ‘i’ meant, but these kinds of shenanigans have been keeping Asian businessmen in saki and expensive... Read More