Gaming
Go and Grab Grandpa Willie's Shotgun! ‘Dying Light’ Has Arrived
As we know, free-running and parkour is a dangerous business. It takes a special kind of chutzpah to vault over ledges on top of the Chrysler Building, just to get Grandma’s attention and a dickish, death-defying selfie for your Instagram. But you’d need balls of the steeliest steel to do so... Read More
Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: TimeSplitters 2
Ah, TimeSplitters. You’re a special breed of crazy-ass, and we love you for it. If you’re well-versed in the gametastic, you’ll know that FPS games mean effing business. Much like MMOs and MOBAs (and maybe a couple other nerdly acronyms), the communities are legendary for not suffering... Read More
World's Most Desirable PS4 Surprises No-one By Being Freaking Pricetastic
As we saw from last time’s eBay bastardry, the fancy new special edition PS4 is a big deal. Decked out in its Ye Olde nineties paint job, it’s quite the collector’s item for PlayStation fans. Only 12,300 of these bad boys were made. 12,299 were swiftly commandeered and wanged onto eBay... Read More
These Mario/NBA Logo Crossovers Made My Monday
Why is this a thing? Because we don’t question the hive of pure creative crazy-ass that is the Internet, that’s why. Perhaps it isn’t so bizarre. After all, Mario and Luigi have been shoehorned into all kinds of sports in the name of Nintendo’s cashtacular. Tennis, baseball, soccer, basketball,... Read More
Latest ‘The Order’ Trailer Brings Huge Freaking Sideburns and Lots of Violence
The Order: 1886 has been happily chugging along in the sidelines, overshadowed a little by 2015‘s bigger upcoming releases. But there comes a time when a video game has to stop, draw a line in the sand and say, ‘bollocks to this. I’ve got freaking werewolf-things having their kneecaps blown... Read More
Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Car-Mangling Crazy Brings a Little 'Street Fighter' to Real Life
Cosplaying, as we know, isn’t the most man-tastic use of our time. I don’t give any effs if you are Thor, god of thunder and smiter of the Titans. You’re still carrying about a styrofoam hammer that grandma made for you in her over 75s craft class. You could have pruned your chest hair (singular)... Read More
The Weekly WTF: ‘Icarus Proudbottom and the Curse of the Chocolate Fountain’
Hey, wasn’t that the name of the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Nope, it’s much more disturbing than that. This one reminds me of all those euphemisms we’re taught as children. All that when a man and a lady love each other very much business. Our parents didn’t tell us that it’s... Read More
‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ and its Havoc DLC Trailers Cannot be Stopped
Calm the eff down, Activision and Sledgehammer. We see you there, with your impending DLC release. You and your fancy-ass new Exo Zombies mode have our attention. Still, you don’t eff with John Malkovich. He was Lennie in Of Mice and Men, after all. So deja vu or no deja vu, if he wants to... Read More
'Broforce' Adds a Slice of 'Aliens' Badassery to its... Existing Badassery
Broforce, we effing love you. What would happen if all the most mantastic action movies --Predator, Rambo, Commando, just about everything Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ever been in, save that shit Christmas film where he punches the reindeer in the face-- had a baby? They wouldn’t, natch, because... Read More
Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Wipeout
What with, y’know, being a Nintendo game and all, Sony never had F-Zero. This futuretastic racer from 1990 was a sad loss for the followers of PlayStation, awesome as it was. But they needn’t have feared. While PS1 missed out on the game and its homoerotic hero Captain Falcon (man, that’s... Read More
Just How Badly is Steam Kicking Your Ass? SteamLeft Has the Answer
You know how it is. Those mothereffin’ Steam sales are the scourge of our times. Right up there with Beiber and those share-this-BS-seventy-times-or-that-girl-from-The Ring-will-crawl-out-from-under-your-bed-at-4am-and-eat-your-scrote chain messages you see everywhere on the Interwebs. It’s... Read More
