Gaming

News | January 28, 2015, 9:58 am

Go and Grab Grandpa Willie's Shotgun! ‘Dying Light’ Has Arrived

As we know, free-running and parkour is a dangerous business. It takes a special kind of chutzpah to vault over ledges on top of the Chrysler Building, just to get Grandma’s attention and a dickish, death-defying selfie for your Instagram. But you’d need balls of the steeliest steel to do so... Read More

News | January 27, 2015, 10:00 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: TimeSplitters 2

Ah, TimeSplitters. You’re a special breed of crazy-ass, and we love you for it. If you’re well-versed in the gametastic, you’ll know that FPS games mean effing business. Much like MMOs and MOBAs (and maybe a couple other nerdly acronyms), the communities are legendary for not suffering... Read More

News | January 26, 2015, 11:39 am

World's Most Desirable PS4 Surprises No-one By Being Freaking Pricetastic

As we saw from last time’s eBay bastardry, the fancy new special edition PS4 is a big deal. Decked out in its Ye Olde nineties paint job, it’s quite the collector’s item for PlayStation fans. Only 12,300 of these bad boys were made. 12,299 were swiftly commandeered and wanged onto eBay... Read More

News | January 26, 2015, 10:18 am

These Mario/NBA Logo Crossovers Made My Monday

Why is this a thing? Because we don’t question the hive of pure creative crazy-ass that is the Internet, that’s why. Perhaps it isn’t so bizarre. After all, Mario and Luigi have been shoehorned into all kinds of sports in the name of Nintendo’s cashtacular. Tennis, baseball, soccer, basketball,... Read More

News | January 21, 2015, 4:37 pm

'Broforce' Adds a Slice of 'Aliens' Badassery to its... Existing Badassery

Broforce, we effing love you. What would happen if all the most mantastic action movies --Predator, Rambo, Commando, just about everything Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ever been in, save that shit Christmas film where he punches the reindeer in the face-- had a baby? They wouldn’t, natch, because... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Wipeout

News | January 20, 2015, 10:19 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Wipeout

What with, y’know, being a Nintendo game and all, Sony never had F-Zero. This futuretastic racer from 1990 was a sad loss for the followers of PlayStation, awesome as it was. But they needn’t have feared. While PS1 missed out on the game and its homoerotic hero Captain Falcon (man, that’s... Read More

Just How Badly is Steam Kicking Your Ass? SteamLeft Has the Answer

News | January 19, 2015, 11:59 am

Just How Badly is Steam Kicking Your Ass? SteamLeft Has the Answer

You know how it is. Those mothereffin’ Steam sales are the scourge of our times. Right up there with Beiber and those share-this-BS-seventy-times-or-that-girl-from-The Ring-will-crawl-out-from-under-your-bed-at-4am-and-eat-your-scrote chain messages you see everywhere on the Interwebs. It’s... Read More