Last week, we brought you the ancient wonderment of Space Invaders. Here, then, is its equally decrepit brother-in-arcade-arms, Asteroids; another chunky enough to presumably withstand a direct hit from a ballistic missile fatass cabinet release from the Seventies. Because, lest we forget, this craptacular... Read More
If fighting games and/or sleazy websites that demand our credit card information before allowing access to their pervtastic bounty have taught us anything (and let’s be frank, the latter has taught us everything we goddamn know), it is the following: lady-ninjas have the kind of immense, magnificent... Read More
Well, not ‘meet’ per se. You (and the rest of the world’s populace, including those obscure tribes in the Amazon that cruise about in their look at my wang, waving merrily in the wind as nature intended loincloths shooting monkeys in the ass with poisoned darts) surely witnessed these two guys’... Read More
Sure, that sounds like just another weekend of alcoholic funtimes, but before that, it marks business as usual for the Whacked Out Week. In this installment, heed the odd tale of the life drawing student and his finest creation: perhaps one of gaming’s largest ensemble casts, with nary a pair... Read More
As we saw last week, the prequel to the much-ballyhooed Arkham games has been announced (refresh your memory glands with our previous coverage right here if you missed it). This is a title of the sort of caliber that can garner ‘Game of the Year 2013’ nominations before even a piss-poor trailer comprising... Read More
Huzzah! Alongside the lofty likes of Tetris, Asteroids and such, this is retro gaming. Space Invaders, which surfaced way, way back in the cloying sands of time (1978), was enjoyed/sprayed by errant beer-droplets in drinking establishments/sworn at upon game over screen by so many of us. Those endearing,... Read More
Yes indeed. Because you demand to know more about craptastic and obscure events on the calendar (Hey there, last week’s Draw a Bird Day!) that no bastard has ever heard of, here’s another: April 16 is World Voice Day. You are thrilled by this news. Show us your ‘thrilled’ faces. (That looks... Read More
As the dudely dudes of Egotastic! surely know, those damn zombies are continuing their marauding invasion of popular culture. Their appearances in every damn media in the cosmos have made them an integral part of 2013 society (remember that guy a few months ago who ate somebody’s face? Without his... Read More
The wacky funsters at Playboy know what they like, and what they like most of all is when sextacular women inadvertently misplace their clothing. As you know, we couldn’t possibly condone such outrageous ogling behavior. Not even slightly. But even so, everybody needs some kind of joy on another Monday... Read More
How often do you see a demented headline of that caliber? Never, that’s how often. Unless, naturellement, you’re familiar with the peculiar antics of the Whacked Out Week. In which case, this business is about as pedestrian as riding a gingerbread giraffe to work every day, bareback and bare-assed... Read More
Image source: wallsoc. Yes indeed. Everyone with actual goddamn functioning eyeballs is familiar with Lara Croft. Gaming’s first lady, the buxom Brit brunette has permeated popular culture like irritating magi-prick Harry Potter and whining pop crooner from the depths of Satan’s sweaty ass Justin... Read More
As anybody with an intimate knowledge of the Gamingverse can attest (and we sure hope you at least bought the Gamingverse dinner before any intimacy took place, you randy bastard), Batman has singlehandedly hauled the reputation of superhero video games out of the shit in recent years. Arkham City and... Read More
Anyone who has ventured into the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games can attest to the freakish nature of its women. Mileena, the groin-chewing cannibal crazy with the shark’s mouth? Skarlet, the blood-showering ninja-thing? They’re all hideous abominations from the depths of the Devil’s ass,... Read More
Yes indeed, gentlemen. We had no knowledge of this obscure event until today (thanks, internet!), but April 8 is Draw a Bird Day. You may think that this sounds like the most effeminate item on the calendar besides Y’know, Let’s Have In-depth Discussions About Commitment and Our Feelings and Shit... Read More
Oh yes it is. Sure, you brought the world Blade Runner, Martian hookers with three boobs and other such wonderment, but up with this shit we shall not put! As we know, Minority Report the movie was rather agreeable. Mad midget Tom Cruise flailed about with some manner of high-tech glove (the kind... Read More
