Gaming

‘GTA V’ Teaser Recreated in Live Action, Looks Oddly Spanish (VIDEO)

News | July 2, 2014, 9:31 am

‘GTA V’ Teaser Recreated in Live Action, Looks Oddly Spanish (VIDEO)

As we all know damn well, sometimes the Internet does things. Odd things, brilliant things and utterly crazy-ass things. We don’t question them. We don’t think why the balls this or completely shit-tastic waste of time that. They’re just part of life with the world wide webtastic. After all,... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Bomberman

News | July 1, 2014, 9:37 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Bomberman

What does multiplayer gaming really mean? In this spangly new world of Interwebs, cloned sheep and the return of sideburns (c’mon, fashion trends, we need this shit), it means online play. Whupping the ass of/being heckled by a rude little punk from Zimbabwe from the comfort of your couch. Before... Read More

Godzilla Brings the Japanese Crazy-Ass to PS3, May or May Not Suck (VIDEO)

News | June 30, 2014, 9:18 am

Godzilla Brings the Japanese Crazy-Ass to PS3, May or May Not Suck (VIDEO)

Yep, we know. Playing as this big ol’ furious bastard, with the stomping and the smashing and the shat pants of the feeble, terrified humans below, how the hell could you go wrong with that? If there’s one recipe for a good video game, it’s cruising into a densely populated, skyscraper-y city as... Read More

‘Dead Island: Epidemic’ Brings MOBA Madness to the Series (VIDEO)

News | June 27, 2014, 11:51 am

‘Dead Island: Epidemic’ Brings MOBA Madness to the Series (VIDEO)

At the best of times, Dead Island would be a questionable choice of vacation destination. The clue’s in the name, right there. This is why tourists flock to Sexy Young Lesbians’ Nudist Colony Island annually (Tuesday is volleyball and trampolining day, incidentally). But when a freaking epidemic... Read More

The Weekly WTF: In Japan, You Can Lift Women’s Skirts... By Peeing

News | June 26, 2014, 10:16 am

The Weekly WTF: In Japan, You Can Lift Women’s Skirts... By Peeing

Don’t worry, it’s not as crazy-ass as it sounds. Well, if we’re being honest, it’s exactly as crazy-ass as it sounds. Buckle up, gentlemen, Toylets is coming. Now, there are some things that just aren’t sexy. Not even Horny McHornson, the horniest horndog in Horntown, Hornville, could get... Read More

Fight a Giant Freakin’ Scarecrow in ‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ (On PS4)

News | June 25, 2014, 9:23 am

Fight a Giant Freakin’ Scarecrow in ‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ (On PS4)

We’ve seen some crazy effin’ crazy from Batman: Arkham Knight thus far. Once the Batmobile morphed into a deathly-death tank OF DEATH, all bets were off and we had to go and lie down awhile. But hold on to your butts, because we aren’t finished yet. Earlier in the Arkham series, Scarecrow brought... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: The Sims

News | June 24, 2014, 10:21 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: The Sims

As we all know, those stories of drunken debauchery are only amusing when they happened to someone else. Do you really want to tell your new beau of the time you punched your poodle in the face, shat on the carpet, slipped in it, and then sobbed in the fetal position on the floor for ten hours straight?... Read More

PS4‘s ‘Resogun’ Just Got a Whole Lot Sexier and/or Shootier

News | June 23, 2014, 9:10 am

PS4‘s ‘Resogun’ Just Got a Whole Lot Sexier and/or Shootier

Naturally, that’s 'sexier' in the designing your own fancy-ass ship sense. Yes indeed, perhaps you remember Resogun. It was among the first PS4 games offered for free, as part of the Plus-is-now-mandatory-you-bastards promotion. A pixeltastic retro shooter, this indie release wowed all nerdly fans... Read More