Gaming

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Dungeon Keeper 2

News | August 19, 2014, 9:49 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Dungeon Keeper 2

Previously in this series, we ogled the cult classic PC title Dungeon Keeper. If you missed that, you’d better get your ass in gear and click those magical red words of link-y fun and goodtimes. Because today, we’re partying like it’s 1999 and bringing you the sequel. Yes indeed, the devious... Read More

A 'Legend of Zelda' Tribute for Robin Williams? Get On This, Nintendo

News | August 18, 2014, 11:47 am

A 'Legend of Zelda' Tribute for Robin Williams? Get On This, Nintendo

Ah, Robin Williams. What the hell will the world do without you? Whether you were inadvertently setting your fake boobs aflame in Mrs. Doubtfire, making your awesome old Firebird fly with Flubber, or sassing just about every bastard in your stand-up, you entertained us all. There’s no greater legacy... Read More

Gamescom 2014: ‘NHL 15’ Brings Us Hockey Done Right. Apparently (VIDEO)

News | August 15, 2014, 11:34 am

Gamescom 2014: ‘NHL 15’ Brings Us Hockey Done Right. Apparently (VIDEO)

You know that canny little trick developers like to pull? The one where they bellow about trailers being made ‘entirely from gameplay footage,’ only for that to be a big ol’ steaming pile of BS? Yep, EA Sports love that one. Here it is again, fresh from Gamescom. But let’s not be the cynical... Read More

Gamescom 2014: 'Until Dawn' Brings Creepiness, Craptacular Cliches (VIDEO)

News | August 14, 2014, 11:50 am

Gamescom 2014: 'Until Dawn' Brings Creepiness, Craptacular Cliches (VIDEO)

Our Euro-buddies are right in the midst of Gamescom 2014, that E3-lite no bastard pays quite enough attention to. Well, zip up your flies and listen up, because we’re bringing you the picks of the show. Beginning with Until Dawn. Now, we’ve all heard games promising to ‘reinvent’ their genres.... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Smash TV

News | August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Smash TV

Ah, Smash TV. You’re a guy of simple tastes, and you know what you like. Mass blood-leaky carnage, a general ridiculous shitstorm, all of that good stuff. This is a relic of a bygone gaming era, right here. Plots? Character development? Nuts to that, let’s just shoot and/or explodinate everyone’s... Read More