Gaming

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Delays the Bat-tastic Until 2015

News | June 4, 2014, 11:54 am

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Delays the Bat-tastic Until 2015

What the balls? You can’t promise us another bucket-load of Arkham action and a free-roamy Gotham, and then give us the middle finger with this whole ‘delay’ business. Well, sure, you can and you have, but our ol’ buddy Bruce doesn’t approve. He was so ready to kick some criminal colon... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: ‘Haunting’

News | June 3, 2014, 9:40 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: ‘Haunting’

If you’re unfortunate enough to be, y’know, not effing living any more, we have two things to say. Firstly, we salute your keyboard skills (typing when you’re non-corporeal has got to pose a challenge) and your great taste at cruising over to Egotastic! Second, this is not the way to haunt. Don’t... Read More

Drive a Mercedes Benz in ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Because Why the Eff Not?

News | May 30, 2014, 11:55 am

Drive a Mercedes Benz in ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Because Why the Eff Not?

Holy balls. It’s a collaboration from two worlds you never thought would collide. Remember what we said to the first guy to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? We said, Dude, what in the name of Satan’s scrote are you doing? You can’t just merrily throw together two entirely unrelated... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: F-Zero

News | May 27, 2014, 9:24 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: F-Zero

It’s always amusing to see how the future was envisioned in the past. And by amusing, we mean effing depressing. If certain science fiction writers are to be believed, our teleports and hover boards and teleporting hover boards are way overdue. As such, when you take a look at a video game from... Read More

Don’t Get Your Game On For Three Days Straight. You May Die

News | May 26, 2014, 9:09 am

Don’t Get Your Game On For Three Days Straight. You May Die

As we know, over in the East, they take their gaming pretty ball-bustingly seriously. It’s really the only region where ‘hardcore gamer’ means any-effing-thing at all. And what it means is: crazy bastards having heart attacks in internet cafes after their 34th hour of playing. You’d think... Read More

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Trailer-y Action? Don't Mind If We Do (VIDEO)

News | May 23, 2014, 11:47 am

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Trailer-y Action? Don't Mind If We Do (VIDEO)

Who’s up for another slice of Arkhamtastic? Everybody, that’s who. Arkham is the series that renewed the world’s faith in licensed and/or superhero games (to avert death-by-nerd: yes, we know Batman isn’t a ‘superhero’). The stellar Batman: Arkham Asylum made us feel like our ol’ buddy... Read More