As we saw in the last installment, those shenanigans with the Batman: Arkham Origins promotional standee showed just some of the crazies that will feature in the new title. The Joker, Deathstroke and Black Mask are thus far confirmed as a few of the renegade badasses from the depths of the devil’s... Read More
How many video games are such massive assholes that they have a medical malady named after them? Tetris, that’s how many. The nefarious ‘Tetris Syndrome,’ which sent those damn shapes cascading down our bloodshot eyelids (from the inside) long after our craptacular, chunky enough to serve as a... Read More
I found this trailer for Grand Theft Auto V to be much more entertaining that most action movie trailers. It too has cars, guns, and girls, but it also has compelling characters and a sense of humor. I know it's not really fair to compare any film to a video game, but comparing trailers between the two... Read More
Ah, Watch Dogs. You continue to beguile us with these occasional glimpses into your technology-tastic futuristic Chicago. Much like Katy Perry and her interminable cleavage shows. How long until this charade ends, in a glorious cascade of molten enjoyment and revelation? Well, many months, if the... Read More
Who hasn’t always thought this? Nobody we know, that’s for goddamn sure. Fortunately, as is unerringly the case in today’s technology-tastic world, there’s an app for that. Which is to say, there’s a demented Japanese game (where else but the home of vending machines full of panties and other... Read More
This week’s gaming shenanigans return us to an issue (an issue that makes nerds issue in a tissue, if you will) that amazed many of our youthful selves back in the nineties: Lara Croft’s magnificent boobitude. It’s sure been a strenuous quest from two twin sacks full of jagged, jagged triangular... Read More
Well, maybe not that last bit. We could be optimistic and cross our fingers, toes, and balls that this thing won’t cost about as much as the entire national debt of Sub-Saharan Africa. But, as Grandpa Egotastic always told us (before we had to take him to that home because of his new getting his dick... Read More
Last week, we brought you the ancient wonderment of Space Invaders. Here, then, is its equally decrepit brother-in-arcade-arms, Asteroids; another chunky enough to presumably withstand a direct hit from a ballistic missile fatass cabinet release from the Seventies. Because, lest we forget, this craptacular... Read More
If fighting games and/or sleazy websites that demand our credit card information before allowing access to their pervtastic bounty have taught us anything (and let’s be frank, the latter has taught us everything we goddamn know), it is the following: lady-ninjas have the kind of immense, magnificent... Read More
Well, not ‘meet’ per se. You (and the rest of the world’s populace, including those obscure tribes in the Amazon that cruise about in their look at my wang, waving merrily in the wind as nature intended loincloths shooting monkeys in the ass with poisoned darts) surely witnessed these two guys’... Read More
Sure, that sounds like just another weekend of alcoholic funtimes, but before that, it marks business as usual for the Whacked Out Week. In this installment, heed the odd tale of the life drawing student and his finest creation: perhaps one of gaming’s largest ensemble casts, with nary a pair... Read More
As we saw last week, the prequel to the much-ballyhooed Arkham games has been announced (refresh your memory glands with our previous coverage right here if you missed it). This is a title of the sort of caliber that can garner ‘Game of the Year 2013’ nominations before even a piss-poor trailer comprising... Read More
Huzzah! Alongside the lofty likes of Tetris, Asteroids and such, this is retro gaming. Space Invaders, which surfaced way, way back in the cloying sands of time (1978), was enjoyed/sprayed by errant beer-droplets in drinking establishments/sworn at upon game over screen by so many of us. Those endearing,... Read More
Yes indeed. Because you demand to know more about craptastic and obscure events on the calendar (Hey there, last week’s Draw a Bird Day!) that no bastard has ever heard of, here’s another: April 16 is World Voice Day. You are thrilled by this news. Show us your ‘thrilled’ faces. (That looks... Read More
As the dudely dudes of Egotastic! surely know, those damn zombies are continuing their marauding invasion of popular culture. Their appearances in every damn media in the cosmos have made them an integral part of 2013 society (remember that guy a few months ago who ate somebody’s face? Without his... Read More
