Gaming

Modtastic: When ‘GTA IV’ and ‘Watch Dogs’ Collide (VIDEO)

News | September 1, 2014, 9:17 am

Modtastic: When ‘GTA IV’ and ‘Watch Dogs’ Collide (VIDEO)

They’re two peas in a pod, come to think of it. Gun-shooty, reckless-drivey, freeroamy romps through big ol’ cities both. Sidequests-amundo, surly protagonists... it’s like Grand Theft Auto IV and Watch Dogs were separated at birth. PC mods are often just slices of pure crazy-ass. In the past,... Read More

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: The PS3 is Officially the Home of Porn

News | August 29, 2014, 9:30 am

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: The PS3 is Officially the Home of Porn

The mad bastards at PornHub know what they like. And what they like most of all is, y’know, sweaty, legs akimbo, no-pants action. That’s kinda their thing. But you know this. The clue’s in the name, you may have spotted it. A little more surprising is their enthusiasm for nerdly pie charts.... Read More

The Weekly WTF: 'Mario Teaches Typing'

News | August 28, 2014, 9:15 am

The Weekly WTF: 'Mario Teaches Typing'

Mario, you poor bastard. As the poster boy of Nintendo's cutesy, rainbows-shining-out-of-everyone's-assholes gaming world, you've been subjected to all manner of horrors. Appearing in over 200 games, not to mention lunchboxes and tampons and McDonald's patties of death... it's a hard life. There... Read More

Link? What the Hell are you Doing in ‘Mario Kart 8?'

News | August 27, 2014, 9:09 am

Link? What the Hell are you Doing in ‘Mario Kart 8?'

Well, yes, that Mercedes DLC was kind of a ballache. But fear not. If you’ve ever wanted to see Link wang a red shell into Mario’s exhaust pipe (and that’s not a sex thing, but is probably readily available in the seedier corners of the Internet), or race as that dead-eyed boy-freak villager from... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Jet Grind Radio

News | August 26, 2014, 9:49 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Jet Grind Radio

Oh yes indeed. Hold on to your asses, gentlemen. It’s Jet Grind Radio. Fans of useless fact-tacular will be shit-your-pants thrilled to hear that this was known as Jet Set Radio in other territories. The rest of us only need to know that it hit the Dreamcast in 2000, and has since become a kind... Read More

The Weekly WTF- Who the Hell is the Merchant from 'Resident Evil 4'?

News | August 21, 2014, 9:30 am

The Weekly WTF- Who the Hell is the Merchant from 'Resident Evil 4'?

In the words of fat-ass Brit-tacular hero Winston Churchill, ‘It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.’ What was he talking about? Just what the eff is going on with Resident Evil 4's Merchant, that’s what. If you want to be pernickety, he was actually prattling about Russia... Read More

Here's 'Grand Theft Auto Online' with Another Slice of DLC (VIDEO)

News | August 20, 2014, 11:29 am

Here's 'Grand Theft Auto Online' with Another Slice of DLC (VIDEO)

Grand Theft Auto V is approaching its first birthday now, but Rockstar are still pumping out the DLC updates. They’ve got an impending next-gen release of the game to pimp out, after all. As is customary with these bonus content packs, we need to take a moment to bitch that heists are still nowhere... Read More

Oh Balls, ‘Flappy Bird’ Brings Us Another Flappy Turd. With Helicopters

News | August 20, 2014, 9:26 am

Oh Balls, ‘Flappy Bird’ Brings Us Another Flappy Turd. With Helicopters

We've long since added Flappy Bird to the list of shit-tastic shit the world has seen enough of. That which should be instantly and definitively banished from all social media, on pain of death. For the curious, the list currently stands at Flappy Bird, Justin Bieber and rom coms that are too damn... Read More