Gaming

The Weekly WTF- Who the Hell is the Merchant from 'Resident Evil 4'?

News | August 21, 2014, 9:30 am

The Weekly WTF- Who the Hell is the Merchant from 'Resident Evil 4'?

In the words of fat-ass Brit-tacular hero Winston Churchill, ‘It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.’ What was he talking about? Just what the eff is going on with Resident Evil 4's Merchant, that’s what. If you want to be pernickety, he was actually prattling about Russia... Read More

Here's 'Grand Theft Auto Online' with Another Slice of DLC (VIDEO)

News | August 20, 2014, 11:29 am

Here's 'Grand Theft Auto Online' with Another Slice of DLC (VIDEO)

Grand Theft Auto V is approaching its first birthday now, but Rockstar are still pumping out the DLC updates. They’ve got an impending next-gen release of the game to pimp out, after all. As is customary with these bonus content packs, we need to take a moment to bitch that heists are still nowhere... Read More

Oh Balls, ‘Flappy Bird’ Brings Us Another Flappy Turd. With Helicopters

News | August 20, 2014, 9:26 am

Oh Balls, ‘Flappy Bird’ Brings Us Another Flappy Turd. With Helicopters

We've long since added Flappy Bird to the list of shit-tastic shit the world has seen enough of. That which should be instantly and definitively banished from all social media, on pain of death. For the curious, the list currently stands at Flappy Bird, Justin Bieber and rom coms that are too damn... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Dungeon Keeper 2

News | August 19, 2014, 9:49 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Dungeon Keeper 2

Previously in this series, we ogled the cult classic PC title Dungeon Keeper. If you missed that, you’d better get your ass in gear and click those magical red words of link-y fun and goodtimes. Because today, we’re partying like it’s 1999 and bringing you the sequel. Yes indeed, the devious... Read More

A 'Legend of Zelda' Tribute for Robin Williams? Get On This, Nintendo

News | August 18, 2014, 11:47 am

A 'Legend of Zelda' Tribute for Robin Williams? Get On This, Nintendo

Ah, Robin Williams. What the hell will the world do without you? Whether you were inadvertently setting your fake boobs aflame in Mrs. Doubtfire, making your awesome old Firebird fly with Flubber, or sassing just about every bastard in your stand-up, you entertained us all. There’s no greater legacy... Read More

Gamescom 2014: ‘NHL 15’ Brings Us Hockey Done Right. Apparently (VIDEO)

News | August 15, 2014, 11:34 am

Gamescom 2014: ‘NHL 15’ Brings Us Hockey Done Right. Apparently (VIDEO)

You know that canny little trick developers like to pull? The one where they bellow about trailers being made ‘entirely from gameplay footage,’ only for that to be a big ol’ steaming pile of BS? Yep, EA Sports love that one. Here it is again, fresh from Gamescom. But let’s not be the cynical... Read More

Gamescom 2014: 'Until Dawn' Brings Creepiness, Craptacular Cliches (VIDEO)

News | August 14, 2014, 11:50 am

Gamescom 2014: 'Until Dawn' Brings Creepiness, Craptacular Cliches (VIDEO)

Our Euro-buddies are right in the midst of Gamescom 2014, that E3-lite no bastard pays quite enough attention to. Well, zip up your flies and listen up, because we’re bringing you the picks of the show. Beginning with Until Dawn. Now, we’ve all heard games promising to ‘reinvent’ their genres.... Read More