Gaming

‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas HD’ Hits Xbox 360 Today

News | October 27, 2014, 10:23 am

‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas HD’ Hits Xbox 360 Today

Now this is pretty damn bargaintastic right here. And I don’t use that word lightly. Or, y'know, ever. Anywho, yes indeed. As we saw on Friday, this weekend marked the tenth anniversary of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas’ release. To mark the momentous occasion, there was... a half-assed little... Read More

‘GTA Online’ Hosts its San Andreas Anniversary Weekend

News | October 24, 2014, 11:51 am

‘GTA Online’ Hosts its San Andreas Anniversary Weekend

Has it really been ten years? Ten years since CJ, mothereffin’ combine harvesters and the piss-poor simu-sex of the Hot Coffee mod? Well, of course it has. That’s what I’m telling you. Pay attention, damn it. Yes indeed, October 26 marks the tenth anniversary of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.... Read More

The Weekly WTF: When Super Mario and Super Nazi Penises Collide

News | October 23, 2014, 9:48 am

The Weekly WTF: When Super Mario and Super Nazi Penises Collide

I... don’t know. I really, really don’t. Mario, as we know, is the embodiment of all that is good in the gaming world. What with his merry woohoos and his ceaseless princess rescue-ery, he’s a goodly hero of the highest order. As he cruises through the cheerful, primary colored vistas of... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Ikaruga

News | October 21, 2014, 10:39 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Ikaruga

If you’re well-versed in the gamertastic, you’ll know one thing: Treasure are the masters of effing incredible shooters. Whether it’s cult classic Gunstar Heroes or the balls out, look-at-me-I’m-a-freakish-bird-dude-in-a-spacesuit-with-a-laser madness of Alien Soldier, you can’t argue with... Read More

Man, ‘Sims 4’ Modders Sure Like Their Sim-Cooches and Sim-Wangs

News | October 20, 2014, 11:55 am

Man, ‘Sims 4’ Modders Sure Like Their Sim-Cooches and Sim-Wangs

Now, as every ogling gentleman knows, there’s a good time and a bad time to get your leer on. When your wife’s in the vicinity, and isn’t the leer-ee, that’s the wrong damn time. Remember: formidable ogling powers were bestowed upon us, and we have to use them with care. As Spider-Man’s... Read More

The Weekly WTF: The Boobs, Booze and Swearing Sheep of ‘Catherine’

News | October 16, 2014, 10:25 am

The Weekly WTF: The Boobs, Booze and Swearing Sheep of ‘Catherine’

Now, relationship troubles aren’t tackled much by video games. You want bullets flying around your ass and crazy arcade light shows, not some depressed guy whining that his wife hit him with her car again last night. Is that fun? It is not. But still. Here in the land of the WTF, you never know... Read More

The ‘GTA V’ Jet Plane Stunt Man Is Back (VIDEO)

News | October 15, 2014, 11:34 am

The ‘GTA V’ Jet Plane Stunt Man Is Back (VIDEO)

My Grand Theft Auto V piloting experiences aren’t the best. I’d just dick about by flying as high as possible and then parachuting out, watching as my multi-million-dollar ride explodes in a ball of fiery failure far below. Either that, or I’d be minding my own business cruising at 30,000 feet... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mega Man 2

News | October 14, 2014, 10:19 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Mega Man 2

Oh bollocks. It’s this guy. Buckle up, gentlemen, because Mega Man’s here. These games don’t eff around. Today, we’re partying like it’s 1988 and celebrating the most significant entry in the series. The one that propelled Mega Man to interstellar superstardom, and got him all the booze,... Read More