Gaming

‘Madden 15’ Promises to Up the Badassery and Drop the Suck-age (VIDEO)

News | June 9, 2014, 11:47 am

‘Madden 15’ Promises to Up the Badassery and Drop the Suck-age (VIDEO)

I failed before, but I am different now. I won’t fail again. Whether our ol’ buddy here is talking about his own situation or the Madden games’ less glorious moments is unclear. Well, judging by those extreme close-ups and manly growl-y facial expressions, it’s probably that first one. One... Read More

Behold the Evel Knievel of 'GTA V' and his Crazy-Ass Bike Skills (VIDEO)

News | June 6, 2014, 11:34 am

Behold the Evel Knievel of 'GTA V' and his Crazy-Ass Bike Skills (VIDEO)

Most of us don’t do anything particularly fancy with our wheels in Grand Theft Auto. Sure, we’ll buy the most spangly vehicle our ill-gotten gains can buy. And sure, we’ll decorate it as ostentatiously as those mad bastards on Pimp My Ride do. But do we really harness the inner badassery of our... Read More

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Delays the Bat-tastic Until 2015

News | June 4, 2014, 11:54 am

‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Delays the Bat-tastic Until 2015

What the balls? You can’t promise us another bucket-load of Arkham action and a free-roamy Gotham, and then give us the middle finger with this whole ‘delay’ business. Well, sure, you can and you have, but our ol’ buddy Bruce doesn’t approve. He was so ready to kick some criminal colon... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: ‘Haunting’

News | June 3, 2014, 9:40 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: ‘Haunting’

If you’re unfortunate enough to be, y’know, not effing living any more, we have two things to say. Firstly, we salute your keyboard skills (typing when you’re non-corporeal has got to pose a challenge) and your great taste at cruising over to Egotastic! Second, this is not the way to haunt. Don’t... Read More

Drive a Mercedes Benz in ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Because Why the Eff Not?

News | May 30, 2014, 11:55 am

Drive a Mercedes Benz in ‘Mario Kart 8,’ Because Why the Eff Not?

Holy balls. It’s a collaboration from two worlds you never thought would collide. Remember what we said to the first guy to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? We said, Dude, what in the name of Satan’s scrote are you doing? You can’t just merrily throw together two entirely unrelated... Read More