As we know, nothing says ‘incoming weekend frivolity’ like a little unexpected full-frontal. So when Volition’s mockery-tastic Saint’s Row IV trailer brings us several counts of public indecency and a righteous dick-punching in the space of two minutes, we’re all kinds of on board. Also... Read More
E3 is just a weekend away an we're winding down to the games that we're absolutely the most pants-crappingly excited about. (We mean that figuratively, of course --that sort of thing hasn't happened since college.) Among those games we're most stoked about is, of course, Battlefield 4. We're so... Read More
Yes, a little pee did come out when we first heard of the amalgamation of survival horror and action that is The Last Of Us. Not in the good way, either. It brought back all kinds of memories of a certain venerable series that died on its ass when attempting to combine the two previously (“Hey there,... Read More
What is Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag all about? Pirates. If you're still as sick of that whole five-years-ago pirate trend as we are, rest-assured because this one is all about hard core real-life pirates not some Jack Sparrow craptacular. And it's Ubisoft, so you know it'll try to be as accurate... Read More
Nerdly professors of Gameology like to claim that 1998 was the best year in gaming history. In terms of top-bollock high caliber releases, you can’t argue with a line up that included the lofty likes of Resident Evil 2, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Pokémon Red and Blue.... Read More
These days, everything amazing-but-dated needs an equally amazing reboot. While publisher Square Enix has revived both of its Tomb Raider and Hitman franchises fairly recently, it's all ready to reboot another older-school title for next generation console awesomeness. That's right, taffers, Thief is... Read More
At a pinch, we could’ve squeezed septuplets into that headline somewhere. But that brings to mind all kinds of sisterly menage-a-huit images that leave us in need of a hasty cold shower, and we break our ‘washing more than once a month is strictly overkill’ rule for no man. But to business:... Read More
As we're forced to wait ONE MORE WEEK for ridiculous E3 amazingness, we have another exclusively Xbox One title to get us all excited. This one, Ryse, will let us get all stabby Kinect-style as a Roman warrior. As you can tell from the trailer, this game will probably reach previously unseen levels of... Read More
We’re all acquainted with the eight assassins converge on Gotham City to murderize Batman in a Die Hard-esque Christmas shitstorm premise of Batman: Arkham Origins. (Unless you aren’t. In which case return to the previous sentence, with your eyes open this time). Said rogues gallery of mad, mad... Read More
We're extremely stoked about Man of Steel, so stoked, in fact, we've been messing around with the film's pre-launch viral game. Sadly, it's about as exciting as guiding your cursor through a harrowing series of word documents. Yep, 'Metropolis Mayhem' launched last week at metropolismayhem.manofsteel.com... Read More
In a resounding victory for bespectacled little bald guys with craptacular beards everywhere, Watch Dogs’ motion capture maestro is kicking all manner of ass in the above clip. We’re not sure if a ‘motion capture trailer’ is an actual thing that exists, but we won’t dispute the term. These... Read More
As the weekend/beer ‘o’ clock approaches, let’s salute the end of another working week the only way we know how: with another cocktail of crazy (shaken, not stirred; we don’t want to piss off any secret agents from Merry Old England that may be passing by). In this installment, asses are thrust... Read More
When Microsoft made its huge Xbox One announcement last week, everyone bitched and moaned about the fact that the new console would not be as game-centric as its predecessors or the other systems of its generation. Only a handful of people had that, "Woah, wait a minute, what about all the things they... Read More
Grand Theft Auto V will be in full-force at E3. And that's good. Seriously, how long have we been waiting for this thing? They announced it in October 2011 and since then, we've seen trailers, posters, characters, rendered surfaces and every other nugget Rockstar can throw our way but the actual game... Read More
Because ‘squee’ is totally a thing. Just ask the misguided teen legions stalking whining wiener of pop Justin Bieber, waiting for him to inadvertently post images of his shriveled mini-wang onto the internet. Since its appearance at the PlayStation 4 reveal in February, the science fiction-y,... Read More
