Gaming

Yep, Eight Player ‘Smash Bros.’ Really is Effing Crazy

News | November 10, 2014, 10:14 am

Yep, Eight Player ‘Smash Bros.’ Really is Effing Crazy

Super Smash Bros. isn’t for the faint-hearted. Or those with motion sickness, or an aversion to freaking balls-out crazy. It’s not technically a fighting game, more of a party game with Mario punching Bowser in his big green gonads and suchlike. A four-player match is pretty freaking ridiculous... Read More

The Weekly WTF: ‘Deathsmiles’ and its Crazy-Ass Halloweentastic

News | November 6, 2014, 10:00 am

The Weekly WTF: ‘Deathsmiles’ and its Crazy-Ass Halloweentastic

If you’ve managed to briefly sober up in the last week or so, you’ll have noticed such trifles as the ‘days of the week’ and the ‘date.’ None of this BS matters much, but it does bear mentioning that Halloween has just passed. And you know what Halloween means. Halloween specials,... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Turok- Dinosaur Hunter

News | November 4, 2014, 9:59 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Turok- Dinosaur Hunter

Maybe you thought the Doom Marine was the pinnacle of mantastic in gaming. Cruising straight into the mouth of hell armed only with a pistol and a furious scowl? That takes some mothereffin’ chutzpah, right there. Well, angry-ass gonad biting eyeball demons are one thing, but dinosaurs? Those... Read More

Behold, a Slice of ‘Resident Evil Revelations 2’ Chapter One (VIDEO)

News | November 3, 2014, 11:37 am

Behold, a Slice of ‘Resident Evil Revelations 2’ Chapter One (VIDEO)

Hey, Resident Evil. What happened, dude? You used to be cool. I still remember the good old days of DON’T open THAT DOOR, Jill sandwiches and masters of unlocking. Of piss-poor voice acting, Wesker being an asshole and snakes that are huge and ALSO POISONOUS. These were the days before survival... Read More

‘Grand Theft Auto V’ REALLY Wants us to Buy the Next-Gen Version Too

News | October 31, 2014, 11:42 am

‘Grand Theft Auto V’ REALLY Wants us to Buy the Next-Gen Version Too

That’s next-gen in the 'current-gen' sense, naturally. Because current-gen (that being the Xbox 360 and PS3) is now last-gen, making next-gen (PS4 and Xbox One) now merely current-gen. The gaming world speeds onwards, unrelenting; a badass renegade heading straight into the mouth of hell on grandma’s... Read More