Gaming

'Fatal Frame' Brings the Crap-Your-Pants Creepy to Wii U (VIDEO)

News | July 18, 2014, 11:50 am

'Fatal Frame' Brings the Crap-Your-Pants Creepy to Wii U (VIDEO)

Nintendo, as we know, are all about the family funtimes. The cavorting unicorns, pink waterfalls and rainbows-sprouting-from-everybody’s-assholes side of life. Remember that deal they made with Capcom when the Gamecube appeared? That Resident Evil business, which gave the console two still-exclusive... Read More

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Kim Kardashian, Video Game Genius

News | July 18, 2014, 10:43 am

Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Kim Kardashian, Video Game Genius

Now, there are some things we just expect of the Kardashian clan. Neglecting to put on any undercrackers before emerging cooch-first from taxis, sexing up Kanye West and giving the child of the unholy union a dumbass name, that sort of thing. Along with questionable spelling (Kardashian Konfidential?... Read More

Freaking Rat Burgers? Relax, You're at 'Pikachu Cafe'

News | July 16, 2014, 9:01 am

Freaking Rat Burgers? Relax, You're at 'Pikachu Cafe'

Now, you’d think that furry-assed rodents and fine dining just wouldn’t gel. That’s the kind of thing that would finally get Dodgy Bob’s Questionable Meatatorium (the trunk of his car) shut down for good. But not in Japan. The Land of the Rising Sun is the home of brilliant, crazy, crazy shit,... Read More

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Final Fantasy

News | July 15, 2014, 9:12 am

Forget Call of Duty, Real Men Need the Retro Love: Final Fantasy

Hold on to your asses, gentlemen. It’s Final freaking Fantasy, right here, one of the most beloved series in all of gamertastic. Y’know, back when it didn’t suck pretty damn bad, as it’s been doing of late (let’s be frank, XIII was all kinds of a ballache). Today, we’re going way back to... Read More

‘Alien: Isolation’ Wants to Party Like it's 1979

News | July 14, 2014, 10:07 am

‘Alien: Isolation’ Wants to Party Like it's 1979

Ah, preorder bonus shenanigans. There are few things more apt to piss off the gamertastic among us. Remember the Watchdogs shitstorm? We had to choose between the Signature Shot Pack, the Breakthrough Pack, the Bloom Agent Pack, the Cyberpunk Pack... there were about twenty of the damn things. Nobody... Read More

The Weekly WTF: Y’Know, A Lot of Things in Video Games Look Like Wangs

News | July 10, 2014, 10:22 am

The Weekly WTF: Y’Know, A Lot of Things in Video Games Look Like Wangs

Eat your heart out, The Sixth Sense. Seeing dead people is one thing, but seeing freaking dicks everywhere is a whole new kind of terrible affliction. In this charmingly boner-based throwback to 2010, GamesRadar show their journalistic credentials. Their renegade, no effs given, riding-straight-into-the-mouth-of-hell-on-grandma’s-mobility-scooter... Read More