Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland Now a Blonde Hollywood Minx

After finally removing her weak stalker boyfriend from her life, here's to hoping Modern Family sextastic minx Sarah Hyland evolves into the grown up sextastic woman that I have envisioned many times in my night sleep. A little blonde experiment for some nightclub hopping in Hollywood couldn't hurt. No, it couldn't hurt a bit.

Sarah was fairly easy to spot in her tight jeans and colored locks leaving the Warwick Night Club, trying to avoid the paparazzi without much success. Sarah doesn't go for much elaborate wardrobe, just some basic things to remind you that you wish she were you girlfriend. I've wanted her to hold that title since we saw her munching on Chick-Fil-A. Oh, dream girl. Blonde or brunette, I care not. Let's eat some grubby chicken sandwiches and make sweet love in the special sauce. I dare to believe. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland, Bella Thorne, and More at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party in Beverly Hills

The Teen Vogue Hollywood Party was a veritable bevy of hot young Hollywood stars. The always lovely Sarah Hyland was there in a short dress that showed off some of her sexy mid-riff. She, (and Sofia Vergara), are the reason I watch Modern Family every week. That is one sultry show. Jillian Rose Reed was also on hand to show some deep cleavage in a pink dress. This was some grade A excellent cleavage too, none of that mid grade stuff. Maddie Hasson also came wearing a skin tight leather dress. I'm no leather fetish guy but I do enjoy a woman in tight leather clothes. Of course, there was also Bella Thorne who showed off some sexy cleavage and mid-riff in her black sequined ensemble.

I wonder what you have to do to get an invite to an event like this? I can be Anna Wintour's Devil Wears Prada slave girl if I get to go ogle these sexy young ladies in person.

Sarah Hyland Filming “Modern Family” In A Little Red Fireman Dress

It's no secret that Sarah Hyland is one of the hottest girls on TV right now. I watch Modern Family less for the heartfelt family comedy and more for her, Sofia Vergara, and Julie Bowen being sexy as F. It also helps that the costume department likes to put Sarah in all kinds of skimpy outfits. For the Halloween episode, Sarah will be wearing a tiny red fireman dress. Sweet Lord, the cleavage on that costume. It makes my fire ladder extend to its full position, if you know what I mean. Sarah's funbags are a truly beautiful sight. I'm surprised ABC let those yum yums on TV. I've worked for ABC and they can be a little prudish when it comes to sexy stuff.  The skirt is also very short which lets us see Sarah's gorgeous legs. This outfit may be impractical for putting out fires but it works for starting them...in my pants! Wait, what?

Sarah's character understands that Halloween is that special time of year where girls are allowed to dress like slutty versions of things. Sexy cat, sexy nurse, and in this case sexy fireman...er...firewoman.

2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Heidi Klum, Sarah Hyland, Taylor Schilling, And Much More

Here they are. The lovely lady forms of the boob tube strutting their expensively clad hot selves on the red carpet for the 2014 Emmy Awards. I'll be bringing you my favorite alluring hotties of TV's biggest night. You can cuddle up with your own significant other and comment on the gowns as well. I'm not here to judge. Well, I am, but I will keep it inside my self.

The photos will keep rolling in, and we'll keep adding to the gallery for the 2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet. Can we have some cleavage and wardrobe malfunctions if you please. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Portrays a Doll in Stockings (It Could Be Creepy If It Weren’t So Hot)

It took me a while to get into this kind of oddly creepy photoshoot of petite hottie Sarah Hyland posing as a doll among real dolls in this Flaunt magazine pictorial. I'm sure there's a deep message her about a bunch of social and cultural phenomenons well above my intellectual grade. And that does kind of bother me. As does the idea of Sarah being some mute toy put into a closet. Then again... there is wicked little sextastic Sarah in her stockings rolling about not unlike one or two REM sleep cycle fantasies I've had of the Modern Family ingenue.

Just so especially hot. I want to wind up her backside and see if she'll whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Or punch a couple guys and  tell them nobody puts Baby in the corner. I just feel a need to do something. I'll probably just go back to ogling. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland Form a Daisy Duke Heavenly Duo

Talk about a Hobson's Choice, if I knew what that mean, two of my belusted brunette shorties flashing their sweet stems beneath jean shorts over the weekend. Selena Gomez strutting about the Valley in L.A trying to dismiss gossip about private troubles:

And Sarah Hyland filming Modern Family over in Australia, flashing her lovely gams for the benefit of Down Under oglers, and us, by way of digital photography transmission...

I'm just glad I really don't have to make such a difficult choice. Like deciding which of your two children you love more, or, heaven forbid, beer vs. pretzels. Let's have both today and forget the narrow minded people always insisting we pick one. I choose four legs today, thank you very much. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Blue Swimsuit Boobtastic Filming in Sydney

We know Sarah Hyland had an unfortunate incident the other night in Australia with a groping hoodlum, but the minxy brunette seems to be going on with the show as Modern Family films on Bondi beach in Sydney, with Sarah showing off a wide array of blessedly beautiful and cleavetastic swimsuit shots.

We've lusted for Sarah Hyland since we first met her on the show (and, you know, learned she was really of age), but she just seems to be getting even better and better with a few years in the sextastic spotlight. While she rarely is showy in public, hey, TV needs an audience, this low cut swimsuit is the happy result of those economics. Enjoy.