Sarah Hyland

2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Heidi Klum, Sarah Hyland, Taylor Schilling, And Much More

Here they are. The lovely lady forms of the boob tube strutting their expensively clad hot selves on the red carpet for the 2014 Emmy Awards. I'll be bringing you my favorite alluring hotties of TV's biggest night. You can cuddle up with your own significant other and comment on the gowns as well. I'm not here to judge. Well, I am, but I will keep it inside my self.

The photos will keep rolling in, and we'll keep adding to the gallery for the 2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet. Can we have some cleavage and wardrobe malfunctions if you please. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Portrays a Doll in Stockings (It Could Be Creepy If It Weren’t So Hot)

It took me a while to get into this kind of oddly creepy photoshoot of petite hottie Sarah Hyland posing as a doll among real dolls in this Flaunt magazine pictorial. I'm sure there's a deep message her about a bunch of social and cultural phenomenons well above my intellectual grade. And that does kind of bother me. As does the idea of Sarah being some mute toy put into a closet. Then again... there is wicked little sextastic Sarah in her stockings rolling about not unlike one or two REM sleep cycle fantasies I've had of the Modern Family ingenue.

Just so especially hot. I want to wind up her backside and see if she'll whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Or punch a couple guys and  tell them nobody puts Baby in the corner. I just feel a need to do something. I'll probably just go back to ogling. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Sarah Hyland Form a Daisy Duke Heavenly Duo

Talk about a Hobson's Choice, if I knew what that mean, two of my belusted brunette shorties flashing their sweet stems beneath jean shorts over the weekend. Selena Gomez strutting about the Valley in L.A trying to dismiss gossip about private troubles:

And Sarah Hyland filming Modern Family over in Australia, flashing her lovely gams for the benefit of Down Under oglers, and us, by way of digital photography transmission...

I'm just glad I really don't have to make such a difficult choice. Like deciding which of your two children you love more, or, heaven forbid, beer vs. pretzels. Let's have both today and forget the narrow minded people always insisting we pick one. I choose four legs today, thank you very much. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Blue Swimsuit Boobtastic Filming in Sydney

We know Sarah Hyland had an unfortunate incident the other night in Australia with a groping hoodlum, but the minxy brunette seems to be going on with the show as Modern Family films on Bondi beach in Sydney, with Sarah showing off a wide array of blessedly beautiful and cleavetastic swimsuit shots.

We've lusted for Sarah Hyland since we first met her on the show (and, you know, learned she was really of age), but she just seems to be getting even better and better with a few years in the sextastic spotlight. While she rarely is showy in public, hey, TV needs an audience, this low cut swimsuit is the happy result of those economics. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Discovers Her Cleavage for ‘Vampire Academy’ Premiere

Well, hello there, Sarah Hyland boobtastic. Where have you been all my life for the past couple of years?

The not particularly chesty Sarah Hyland managed to produce a solid amount of red carpet cleavage in L.A. last night for the premiere of Vampire Academy. While I might not be seeing this particular film, seeing Sarah's chesty goodness certainly gave me an idea of where I might like to suck her blood. Hey, I may not be immortal, but I am certainly immoral and Sarah's got me feeling all kinds of tingly in her decked out apparel. She's always been a little hottie, you throw in some smooshed up peaches, I'm ready to start biting. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Painted Grown Up Goodness in Icon Magazine

I'm not exactly sure why they so heavily painted the pretty face of Sarah Hyland. I suppose it's an homage to something I couldn't possibly understand or know about from iconic artistic looks of the past. Still, I'm just so happy to see the Modern Family starlet getting into more grown up photo shoots like this number in Icon magazine, I'm quite pleased just the same.

I suppose if you've had the wonder or fantasy of Sarah Hyland made-up for show in some foreign bazaar in your 'I'm the Prince of Persia and I shall have any woman I please' dreams, and, trust me, I've had those, then this visual of sextastic Sarah is going to float your Euphrates royal yacht. For me, it's the sign of tremendous progress and a girl headed in the right direction. I am nothing if not an optimist. Okay, well also a pervert, yes. Enjoy.

Sarah Hyland Pulls Off Another Cleavetastic Red Carpet

I'm still not quite sure how Sarah Hyland gets her perky little pair pressed up to such square footage cleavage wise, but I guess sometimes not knowing the magic trick is key to enjoying the sorcery. And with Sarah Hyland and anything boobtastic, the power of the mystical runs quite strong.

Sarah was out last night at the Call Me Crazy film premiere and the girl really is starting to become the woman of note at many of these events. The whole package really. Like seeing our baby girl all grown up. I'd cry if I wasn't so horny. Enjoy.