Tex Hollywood - April 7, 2020
Many years ago, I knew a dude who wanted to move to LA to work in radio. He had a girlfriend at the time, but he also had frosted tips on his gelled hair. His end goal was to be the next Ryan Seacrest. I think he ended up working as a bartender at the gay club and has since died of AIDS.
I'm joking, I have no idea what happened to him but the anytime I saw him, I'd assume he was gay and his girlfriend seemed more like a BFF to talk boys and clothes and to dye his hair with.
Sarah Hyland's "fiance" seems like the same sort of dude. Attracted to the "celebrity" and together they can do their hair, watch the Bachelor and drink their wine.
According to the internet, her fiance may have been someone she targeted as he was on the Bachelor show, that they both love so much. She likely saw him as she's an ABC alum and said "MAKE HIM MINE"....so he knew he was in and that she was obsessed and look at them now. Love.
IF she did in fact find a contestant from a reality show she loved, that's some next level loser-dom, creeper. She's on TV, slipping in the DMs of a guy you crush on from the Bachelor show is another level of weird.
But Hyland, who has a genetic condition may know she only has a certain amount of time to live, may be the ideal celebrity to get involved with because you know it's got a timeline.
At least they are happily using each other! I guess that is all we can ever really ask for!
Here's that haircut footage!
Hard Nip Check!!
Here is the video:
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