We know Sarah Hyland had an unfortunate incident the other night in Australia with a groping hoodlum, but the minxy brunette seems to be going on with the show as Modern Family films on Bondi beach in Sydney, with Sarah showing off a wide array of blessedly beautiful and cleavetastic swimsuit shots.
We’ve lusted for Sarah Hyland since we first met her on the show (and, you know, learned she was really of age), but she just seems to be getting even better and better with a few years in the sextastic spotlight. While she rarely is showy in public, hey, TV needs an audience, this low cut swimsuit is the happy result of those economics. Enjoy.
Well, hello there, Sarah Hyland boobtastic. Where have you been all my life for the past couple of years?
The not particularly chesty Sarah Hyland managed to produce a solid amount of red carpet cleavage in L.A. last night for the premiere of Vampire Academy. While I might not be seeing this particular film, seeing Sarah’s chesty goodness certainly gave me an idea of where I might like to suck her blood. Hey, I may not be immortal, but I am certainly immoral and Sarah’s got me feeling all kinds of tingly in her decked out apparel. She’s always been a little hottie, you throw in some smooshed up peaches, I’m ready to start biting. Enjoy.
I’m still not quite sure how Sarah Hyland gets her perky little pair pressed up to such square footage cleavage wise, but I guess sometimes not knowing the magic trick is key to enjoying the sorcery. And with Sarah Hyland and anything boobtastic, the power of the mystical runs quite strong.
Sarah was out last night at the Call Me Crazy film premiere and the girl really is starting to become the woman of note at many of these events. The whole package really. Like seeing our baby girl all grown up. I’d cry if I wasn’t so horny. Enjoy.
You know, as far as I’m concerned, there need not be more than two to three perfumes in this world. If you want to wear one, fine, but why the need for 10,000 different options? It’s like food items at Taco Bell. We just need three on the menu, they all pretty much taste the same. Having said that, if it weren’t for the long, full line of celebrity promoted stanks, we wouldn’t get to see the likes of minxy little Sarah Hyland making the most of her modest chest on the red carpet pushing some merchandising aroma.
Sarah is most definitely part of our not-really-a-teen dream time fun times so any chance to see her out, flashing some cleavage, well it’s worth it even if some ladies have to waste some money on yet another scent made in the exact same factory in Utah that all the others are. Enjoy.
We do so love the fun time daughter hottie Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. Maybe it’s her innocent good looks, her youthful invigoration, or just the fact that she’s probably seen Sofia Vergara changing her clothes before, but Sarah gets our motors revving well into the vaunted red zone.
Preparing her thespianic craft on the set of the show this week, Sarah showed a little pushed up cleavage beneath her top and a whole lot of long leg for a sextastic shorty and once again reminded us why we’d like to dine with her at Chick-Fil-A until we were almost too stuffed to make mad greasy love together after. Oh, the unctuous oozing mess we would leave behind. Sarah doth inspire. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.