Technically, I think Victoria Justice is the only teen among the trio, and even at that she hits the big 2-0 come February, but still hard to deny the youthful exuberance and sextastic on display last night at Teen Vogue's Young Hollywood party. We have to give it up to Teen Vogue, personally, we've been trying for years to come up with a ruse to get tons of nubile Hottieville residents to get decked out and show up to our place for some fake awards and such.
Nevertheless, show they did, and in addition to Victoria Justice, who has broken our hearts a bit by refusing to ever show anything flesh-wise worthy of an independently wealthy 19-year old in Hollywood, we got to feast our peepers upon Aussie hottie Phoebe Tonkin and ever preciously perky Sarah Hyland from Modern Family, American Idol contestant Pia Toscano, and hottie pop music girl, Jo-Jo Levesque. Now, that's a party. A teen party. A hot teen party with pillows and spankings and... okay, got a bit carried away there. Enjoy.
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Sarah Hyland Goes To Jail (Well, Not Really, But Her Mugshots Are Killer Hot)
Thank you kindly to EgoReader 'Ben E.' who knows how the young actress (but not so young, so quit writing us letters you people for a decent world) Sarah Hyland warms and tingles our cockles in this winter time and gladly passed on these glorious stills from Modern Family depicting the minxy little thespianic in some criminally teasy poses.
Now, the booking room at the police station may be new to our private time fantasies, most likely due to the personal experiences we've had over the years in that particular venue, but mixing Sarah Hyland, some handcuffs, a thumbprint ink pad, and a whole lots of desire, I think we could probably work something out. Enjoy.
SARAH HYLAND BIKINI PICTURES FROM MODERN FAMILY NEARLY KILLED US