Rita Rusic

Rita Rusic Shakes Her Bikini Clad Cans and Keester in Miami Beach Dog and Booby Show

Our lady of the ridiculously hot mature woman's body, Rita Rusic, did what she does best over the weekend, in fact, did what is all she seems to do these days, hit the beach in Miami with her pooch for some suntanning in between rounds of making the sexy with her much younger boyfriend.

Oh, sure, we can judge all we want, but if we were well-off and single and living the life we all dreamed, we'd probably be hanging at the beach all day too, in between return visits to the upscale beach condo where our young concubine awaits nekkid for our return. Sounds perfectly good to me. And Rita looks good to me (there is something to be said for the older lady waiting for you back at the condo as well). Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Bring Out the Turquoise Blue Boobtastic Cougar Lust

I chastised Cousin Jonathan for using the word 'turquoise' this morning in our office. I get a funny feeling about guys who reference the names of colors beyond the Top 10 common color names or so. You start using 'magenta' and 'puce' and 'taupe' around me and I start wondering if you're the right guy to be spotting my mighty 150 lb bench presses at the gym.

But, indeed, we are running out of color descriptions for the bikinis of Rita Rusic, the 51-year old Euro-hottie film producer turned Miami Beach regular and maker of the sexy with the cougar cubs. She's out on the beach attracting much younger men in her skimpy bits of colored cloth barely covering her impossibly hot older woman body several days a week now; she must own 30 different bikinis, in the least. And we've been happy to admire every single one of them. Perhaps chartreuse will be next. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Is Back on a Roll; We Are Back Imagining Her As the Super Hot Neighbor Lady

Ms. Daniels we called her back in the day. She was the mom on the block that we boys couldn't do enough for. Carried groceries, helped unload her car, cleaned out her basement, we would have gone down the drain pipe in search of her forever lost wedding ring had it meant that her oft-traveling husband would just stay out of town that much longer. Cause Ms. Daniels wasn't just the hot neighbor lady, she was the hot neighbor lady with the bodacious ta's that had every boy within half a click of puberty ferociously pawing their gunny sacks in every available private moment. The day Ms. Daniels moved out of the area, a horde of teen boys showed up outside her house to weep openly as like little girl children. Somebody suggested we build a shrine. But that never got past committee stage.

All of these pubescent feelings and oh so much more well up again upon seeing Rita Rusic these days in her barely covering hot older mom bikini poses along Miami Beach. And it's not just the ridiculously hot, inexplicably hot, body on this 51-year old temptress of young men that kills us; it's knowing that she's using that body daily for its righteous purpose with her cougar cub boyfriend that makes it all that much more impaling of our semi-formed male hearts. Life truly is bittersweet. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Continue to Tantalize Potential Cougar Cubs Everywhere

Granted, we have cut out the appearance of the current half-her-age boy toy, but at some point the 51-year old wonderment hottie known as Rita Rusic will be searching for other cubs to visit her lioness den (which I believe is just 'neath her bikini), so we must wait in line for our turn, politely, drooling.

The timeless bikini MILF pretty much seems to be spending her days on Miami Beach, flashing her inexplicably hot body by day, and pounding the sheets with her young gentleman friend by night (with probably a few day time quickie boot knocks as well). It's quite a life. It's quite a body. I guess the two go hand in hand. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures For More Wicked Hot Moms Over 50 Week

I'm still not quite recovered from ogling Elle Macpherson and Christie Brinkley yesterday, when along comes more bodacious bikini pictures of 51-year old Rita Rusic, flashing her hot veteran mom body on Miami beach once more.

It's not just that these ridiculously hot older women are flashing bodies that are absolutely killing boys half their age, it's just that... no wait, that's exactly it.  If I could do the math, I could figure out how many times my own age goes into Rita Rusic's, but my age is not really what I'm thinking about putting into her at the moment (and, yes, that means exactly what it sounds like).

I think something bad happens to the time space continuum when older women remain this incredibly hot, something bad, but also something very very good. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Provide A Sweet Mama Boob Slip in Miami


Oh, mama, it's about time. After all this cub-to-cougar leering at Rita Rusic and her half-century bikini wonderments several times a week this entire Winter in Miami, finally the veteran Euro-hottie provides us with a blessed full on slip of her full mama melon beneath her poorly adjusted bikini. I mean, we do deserve this. Do we judge while Rita spends her days in a tiny bikini dry humping her half-her-age boyfriend on the beach daily? No, we do not (although, we do get terribly jealous). All good things should come to women who share of themselves, especially bare slipping funbags on the beach, those women deserve many many good things.

Rita Rusic, red bikini, wardrobe malfunction, like a little bit of Santa in late March. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Will Adjust Your Thinking About Older Women

You already know my feeling about the veteran hotties. Experience and wisdom plus a bodacious body equals a woman who makes the perfect instructor for a younger man looking to gain knowledge in the area of carnal matters.

At 51, Rita Rusic not only has the killer body, but she's now just plain old flaunting it along the South Florida coast, her decades younger boyfriend off in the water somewhere, the Italian film producer just giving a visual peek-a-boo shoutout to younger gentlemen oglers along the beach to let them know that mama might still be looking for more cubs. Whelp. Enjoy.