Rita Rusic

Rita Rusic Bikini Dominance Continues in The GILF Category

Every time Rita Rusic disappears from her hot mature lady spot on the beach in Miami I like to imagine she's been off for a couple weeks at some kind of private island orgy. Probably not, but, man, is that fun to imagine.

The first lady of bikini veteran hotness has returned to her throne on the beach, her epic 50-something body on full display for oglers of all ages to admire, inspect, and draw inspiration from. There will come a day when we no longer stalk and ogle Rita and gasp as she unfurls her motherly funags. But that day is not today. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini GILFtastic Returns to the Beach in Florida

Where have you been all my 2014, my darling ageless bikini beauty Rita Rusic. We've missed your veteran sextastic goodness along the beach the past month or longer. Sure, it's been nice to see the young girls prancing on the beach, but when the queen comes out in her pink bikini from a winter hibernation of making the sexy with young men, it's time to shift the spotlight to the veteran hottie set.

Rita Rusic continues to defy her 50-something age is just a number with such chaise lounge chair allure that I keep checking the wanted ads to see if she's hiring a cabana boy. I could easily help her on and off with her clothes at the beach, rub in the SPF 50, and make sure all the freckles on her bubbly chest are perfect aligned to the evening sky's constellations. I'm quite thorough when it comes to ridiculously hot older ladies. Very thorough. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Provides GILFtastic Booty Cheek Hanging Goodness

Would it be wrong of me to say I was ogling the exposed butt cheeks of a 50-something year old woman long the beach this holiday weekend? Well, if staring with the intent to fondle is a crime, then put me in GILFtastic prison, because I could not stop checkout out the derriere cheeks of our veteran hottie friend Rita Rusic who was exposing her lower seat cleave beneath a not-so-cover-up along the beach in Miami over the holiday.

Now, I'm not suggesting we start advising AARP members to start letting it all hang out at the beach, but there should be a top 1% category, the silver foxes or such, where public displays of skinhibition are readily promoted and rewarded with savings to local Early Bird dinner spots or such. I know I'd like to take Rita's sweet cheeks out for a meal. Or take in. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Dominate the GILFtastic Two Piece Field

There's not that much straight up competition in the 50-and-over hot bikini body category, which is an achievement in and of itself. But whatever competition there is is being dominated still by former actress turned producer Rita Rusic who continues to tan and play in the water in young ladies' swimwear in between rounds of making the sexy with her young man boyfriend.

It's hard to put into words just how alluring I find older women with ridiculously hot bodies. But if forced to use words, the string would begin with 'mommy' and end somewhere 10-20 words later with 'please'. Just the chance to be the suntan lotion boy for Rita would please me to no end and, simultaneously, all ends. It's simply unfair for a mature woman to look this hot. I cry foul. And that 'please' thing. Enjoy.

GILF Alert! Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Are Grey Goosing My Libido

I almost can't stand to look at 50-something hottie Rita Rusic in her bikinis any longer. This fetish of mine for older super hot ladies is just something I should probably try to contain, rather than indulge by staring endlessly at the endlessly lust-inducing bikini body of this veteran Italian hottie. But indulging sure does feel better than containing, especially when Rita herself is seemingly more than willing to be ogled, leered, and overall just appreciated for her half-century measure of female form fineries.

Meh, self-control is for others. I choose to partake on the grounds of principle. Also, I can pretend it's just my job five days a week. Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures for Yet Another GILFtastic Bit of Glorious Viewing

Rita Rusic not only defies age, she's helping many men half her age defy the very laws of gravity. Not the least of which is her lucky bastard 20-something boy toy who seems to be hanging around her Miami Beach visits these days, though we cut him out of the photos since men are stupid and boring and lame, while women are hot and interesting and awesome.

Especially 50-something GILFs with still spectacular bikini bodies who spend their days keeping their skin tan and their hearth ready to be poked. I think you poke a hearth. I live in Los Angeles. I wouldn't really know, but I would like to ask Rita if it was allowed. If we were alone, discussing how age is only a number, just like two, as in the number of minutes I'd give her my full burst of male passion. Rita Rusic in a pink bikini. Who would've thunk this could be so good? Enjoy.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures for Your GILFtastic Summer Sunshine Inspiration

Lovely Rita Rusic is back and looking happier than ever.  Which could have something to do with living the life of a hot bikini grandma on the beach in Miami, complete with a full-time FWB half her age to keep her feeling loose and lovely. Oh, how I wish I had that job. Not that I don't love you all, but I'd surrender this gig in a heartbeat for the role of lotioner, toweler, and making-her-feel-naughty boy toy to the inexplicably hot bodied 53-year old Italian actress and movie producer.

Every time Rita reaches the beach, she seems to bring out a colorful new bikini to make sure that every ogling gentleman within five klicks can see her curvaceous veteran body. It'd be a sin not to look really. And I eschew sin at every opportunity. Sort of. Enjoy.