Pippa Middleton

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Pippa Middleton is ready to mingle. (GossipCenter)

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The Olsens vs. the Middletons. (FoxNews)

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Pippa Middleton Bends Over to Give the Ogling World a Regal Butt Shot

Now we're talking.

Every day as the Britty type paps chase the royal first sister about London on her important days between the gym and the coffee shop and her extremely important job, I psychically beg of them to just take a moment to circle around the Pippa Middleton bum-side for a delicious view of the seat warmer we first fell in lust with at the Bill and Kate hullabaloo wedding. And, today, we finally have our round mound of candid fun. Bullseye on the rumptastic bottom.

Somewhere birds are chirping, and children are laughing mirthfully in the park, because today, we have a most excellent ogle of the regal beagle. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton All Neat and Shiny and Cleavy at Boodles Boxing Ball

I think it's time to admit that our lust for the first regal sister has waned of late, what with the rumors of her padded asstastic at the Royal Wedding, and with the paparazzi obsession with her purchase of coffee each morning at Starbucks, there was definitely a wane. But, I'm pleased to announce that Pippa Middleton is back! In a big way. In a big, dressed up in a chest baring dress for the Boodles Boxing Ball, which I'm not exactly sure what it is, but it's co-sponsored by a beer company, so I'm bound to consider it benevolent. But back to Pippa, my Pippa, and my only chance for royal bloodline. Girl, put your red dress on, daddy's coming over to make some Dukes and Earls. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton Upskirt Pictures Finally Emerge!

From the deceitful depths of ThighGina® finally do emerge some wonderfully candid looks at the first sisters panties. Blessedly, one wily paparazzi clicked fast enough to catch the upskirt flash from Pippa Middleton in the front row at Fashion Week, as her legs finally had to unclench beneath her wee short dress. Now we're talking.

It's been almost four months since last we saw up the skirt of the sister of the future Queen of England, and while it's hard to say what has changed in Pippa's drawers, it's easy to say that we'd like to see even more. A regal flash of the bird is certainly worth two in the bush. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton at Fashion Week and the Making of a ThighGina® Scandal

Well, there was a mild fury yesterday when it looked like the royal sister, Pippa Middleton, was back at her flashing finest, this time, even perhaps blaring the bugle horn of bare womanhood beneath her short dress in the front row of London's Fashion Week. (And, might I add, that that front row for the ladies, with photographers stretched out on the floor before them -- genius idea, Fashion Week planners, and thanks.) Well, we did receive emails from many of you about the unleashing of the regal beagle, but, alas, upon further examination in our Cooch Science Investigations (CSI) laboratory, what millions of gaping jaw pre-fappers were eyeballing was none other than our own coined phrase, ThighGina®.

For those who do not recall, ThighGina® comes about when a more skilled celebrity, experienced in the art of the upskirt deflection, works their tired, no-longer crossable legs into a perma-squeeze position, blocking lens view, denying millions of oglers their lust-filled necessities, and, worst of all, the sexy celeb's hard-pressed thighs creating a fleshy crease quite similar to the curtain you entered stage right through on your first day in this world.

ThighGina®, thy name is deception. Enjoy.

(Check out OK! Magazine for the fuller story on Pippa's leg baring exploits at London Fashion Week.)

Happy Bare Thigh to You

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Anne Hathaway is taking names. (HuffPo)

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Incredibly dumb cheaters get busted. (CollegeHumor)

Hilary Duff works it while she's still got it. (Popoholic)

The latest on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. (TheSuperficial)

Girls getting wet. (TheChive)