Egotastic
Of course, you're probably running, not walking, to the bookstore to snatch up an early copy of the proper party planning book by regal sister Pippa Middleton. I mean, what else would you want from this minxy little sister save for tips on the building the proper crudite platter or arranging table seating according to Elizabethan quality standards. Well, yeah, we wouldn't mind a full blown nekkid centerfold type shoot of the clingy dressing, formerly more fun party girl who has been put on strict control from Buckingham Palace to stop flashing her knickers, a rule she almost broke as she exited the blessedly deep seating cabs of London for arrival at her book signing party.
Still, Pippa looked rather fine over the weekend at her big release event, causing a number of Pippa faithful a release event of their own. Hey, the girl has still got something going on. Enjoy.
Pippa Middleton Stars in ‘Return of the Booty’ in Purple Technicolor
Okay, so it was just a glimmering flash of backside wonderment, but as we were kind of trying to see the first regal sister's bouncing little funbags under her snug purple winter dress, suddenly, Pippa Middleton turned and we caught sight of the regal beagle we first fell in lust with almost eighteen months ago now. It was brief, but we felt a stirring in our briefs we had long since forgotten.
Now, Pippa's new party planning book sales may be flatter than the girl I dated throughout high school, but the future Queen's sister has still got it going on in the seat department.
Ring the bells at Westminster. The hinds have returned! Enjoy.
ON OCCASION, THE PRIM AND PROPER PIPPA STILL FLASHES THE HOT CAN