Pippa Middleton

Weekend Links

Freida Pinto makes me green with envy. (HuffPo)

Rihanna out in oh-so-short shorts. (Celebuzz)

The people want Pippa Middleton asstastic. (FoxNews)

Paz de la Huerta can harass me whenever she'd like. (GossipCenter)

Beyonce sexes up network television. (GossipOnThis)

Olivia Munn in a naughty, little sailor costume. (LaineyGossip)

Victoria Justice hottest moments. (TheFABlife)

Chelsea Jogger

Pippa Middleton works up a good sweat. (Celebuzz)

Marion Cotillard and other chicks I want to French. (HuffPo)

Singer, Cassie, aint firing blanks. (Idolator)

Emma Watson gets her sexy back in New York. (GossipCenter)

Lindsey Vonn is taking the jail bait. (TMZ)

Some asstastic inspiration. (TheChive)

Shauna Sand bikini goodness. (DrunkenStepfather)

Cheeky! Kate Middleton Upskirt Pictures Flash the Regal Beagle

I've really been having fun watching the sexy Duchess and Prince Combover travel across Canada this past week, donning local costumery like kids at a multicultural parade at a politically correct elementary school, but I've not been truly amazed until catching this summer dress Kate Middleton upskirt picture where the Cannuckian winds played a blessed joke on the royals, for the benefit of gentleman oglers everywhere. Just a year ago, I can't even imagine getting excited over the prospect of leering up any British royal's frock, but, oh, how times have changed. Just look at that little future queen's bum. Bloody good show indeed. Enjoy.

Pippa Middleton Looking Asstastic in Those JeansP.S. Since we're talking royal bums, at the same time as Duchess Catherine was flashing the bare bum in Canada, across the pond in the Old Country, little sister Pipa Middleton was showing a bit of the Middleton bottom muffins herself in a pair of skintight jeans. These girls play rough. And I like it!

Black Magic

Emma Watson in a very leggy dress. (Celebuzz)

Kim Kardashian cleavy magazine cover. (HuffPo)

Is Florence Brudenell-Bruce banging British royalty? (FoxNew)

Or, is Pippa Middleton Prince Harry's new chambermaid? (GossipCenter)

Lucy Pinder sexy new lingerie video. (AskMen)

Giada De Laurentiis serves some juicy melons. (TheChive)

Our favorite ginger hottie, Renee Olstead, is a bloggin'. (Buzznet)

Kate Middleton Regally Hot Visitor to Quebec (With Bonus Pippa Middleton Tight Top Pictures!)

This whole British royal thing is really taking a major uptick since they finally got some lookers in the family. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge hit North America on their first official road trip where they hug lots of people, attend lots of swank cocktail parties, and Prince Combover desperately plays for light wind conditions at outdoor settings. I think that's basically their job description. Only, now, it's all different since Kate Middleton took center stage as the future queen of England. It's like Fergie joining the Black Eyed Peas, suddenly, there's something more than just noise, there's something to ogle. And ogle Kate Middleton I shall. I wish the Middleton girls would eat a sandwich every now and then, but, oh, boy, do they know how to look fine in a frock for all occasions.

Pippa Middleton Out in a White Tank TopAnd, speaking of the Middletons and their toned bodies, Pippa Middleton took to the streets of London this weekend in a rather form fitting top that highlighted her uber-aerobic body and small but delightful boobtastic, the toasts of the town, as it were. Maybe Pippa is not quite as regally hot as older sister and future queen, but this little brunette sprite has something sextastic going on in the Beefeater areas. Enjoy.

Seal of Approval

Heidi Klum doesn't play hard to get. (FoxNews)

They don't make em like they did in the 90's. (Buzznet)

Pippa Middleton expands her hotness empire. (Celebuzz)

Nicole Kidman takes over Sofia Vergara. (HuffPo)

This hot fantasy chick gets battle ready. (CollegeHumor)

Selena Gomez looking pretty hot and stuff. (GlobalGrind)

Emma Stone bikini picture is one to pin up. (theFABlife)

Bikinis on Top

Katy Perry sextastic bikini body. (TMZ)

Gisele Bundchen in tight, sweaty work-out clothes. (Celebuzz)

Heidi Klum strips down for new ad. (HuffPo)

The party's over for Lindsay Lohan. (FoxNews)

Molly Sims see-through top. (Celebslam)

My vote for the new Chiquita Banana Girl. (Break)

Did Pippa Middleton go commando? (FABlife)