Padma Lakshmi was dressed to impress and titillate in a purple dress with a plunging neckline in New York City. Padma has some seriously wonderful funbags. They are the main reason why I sometimes watch Top Chef. OK, they are the only reason I watch Top Chef. I don't really get watching people making food on TV. I do get Padma's hottness and its appeal. There is some epic cleav in these pictures. She must have been a hit at that party. Who could compete with those luscious melons? Not many. I have a thing for Padma, in case you couldn't tell. I don't get why Salman Rushdie divorced her. Why would you let Padma slip through your fingers? That's just crazy taxi.
I have a friend who works on Top Chef and he gets to mic her every day. Lucky bastard.