Perhaps today is a dedication to the Forties and Faptastic celebrities who head down from New York to Miami over the weekends to get a little sun and show off the hard work they’ve been doing on their mom bodies during the winter months in the Northeast. You see these veteran hotties hitting the gym every single day. There is a method to their workout madness. As can be seen in these flaming red hot bikini pictures of Padma Lakshmi delighting in how amazing she looks along the South Florida shoreline.
Padma owned me at cooking great meals, the tall sexy exotic Indian thing is just icing on the cake. I mean, the icing is clearly the best part, but I like to imagine if I had an extra billion or two lying around, we could be together in some kind o meaningful, yet empty sexually gratifying way. I’ll definitely check under the cushions of my couch. Just look at that MILFtastic bikini body. In bright red no less. That’s a look at me, submissive bitches, bikini color. Oh, yes, Padma, I’m ready to serve. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF
Padma Lakshmi has got some serious camel toe, y’all. (WWTDD)
Dakota Johnson is super sexy in this new “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer. (Huffington Post)
Emily Ratajkowski in a see-through body suit? Don’t mind if I do. (Drunken Stepfather)
Miranda Kerr in lingerie makes me happy in my bathing suit area. (Popoholic)
Abigail Ratchford shows off her funbags on Instagram. (The Superficial)
Sports Illustrated rookie Ashley Smith is super fine. (COED)
Now you know I am in faptastic lust with Indian cooking hottie Padma Lakshmi and her veteran MILFtastic female form. We rarely get to see Padam unmade up for television or some fancy event, so I counted my lucky stars when Padma went to hit the gym in her sports bra and stretch pants on the streets of Manhattan. Oh, even Padma’s headlights were blinking strongly at the thought of being snapped in the daylight by the surrounding paparazzi.
Padma doesn’t seem to be aging in the least, just getting more alluring with each passing day. I would so love if she would engage in some hot mom racy photoshoots, but perhaps her modesty leaves us with just these wonderful bits of visual wonderments. A hot mom with nipple poking sports bra, a sweet tummy, and some stretch pants covered legs headed for some sweaty workout. Yep, that’s enough for me. Enjoy.
Get out of my dreams, get into my car, you sextastic hot Indian kitchen hottie. Um, no, that’s not directed at anybody in particular, though, yes, i suppose it could apply to the outrageously boobtastic Padma Lakshmi leaving her New York digs for some swank party. I’m guessing on the party part, she does seem a bit overdressed for White Castle. Though let’s not discount how wearing that dress to White Castle would make her my number one forever dream girl. I’m sure she’s aware.
Padma doesn’t often show a lot of skin in the public arena, but when she does, this Top Chef delight thrills in the forty and faptastic category. A hot mom with the wares she dares to bare. That’s some dress. I’m sure it cost more than my rent, which I’d gladly forgo and live on the street if Padma would only let me help her zip up and adjust. I think I just made an amuse-bouche in my pants. Enjoy.
Padma Lakshmi was dressed to impress and titillate in a purple dress with a plunging neckline in New York City. Padma has some seriously wonderful funbags. They are the main reason why I sometimes watch Top Chef. OK, they are the only reason I watch Top Chef. I don’t really get watching people making food on TV. I do get Padma’s hottness and its appeal. There is some epic cleav in these pictures. She must have been a hit at that party. Who could compete with those luscious melons? Not many. I have a thing for Padma, in case you couldn’t tell. I don’t get why Salman Rushdie divorced her. Why would you let Padma slip through your fingers? That’s just crazy taxi.
I have a friend who works on Top Chef and he gets to mic her every day. Lucky bastard.
Padma Lakshmi spent Mother’s Day in New York City looking super hot in a short yellow dress. The cookbook author and Top Chef host was out and about with her daughter in a canary yellow outfit that contrasted beautifully with her lovely skin. The dress was short, which showed off her amazing legs. It’s a shame that she spends all that time on Top Chef with those lovely stems hiding under the judge’s table. She should host the show draped on a piano or something like a cabaret singer. I guarantee a 47% boost in ratings. Padma is so sexy. There is something about a smart, pretty girl that can cook that gets my heart a-racing. Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…well…and his bathing suit area too.
The temperature is rising here in New York which means that it’s the time of year when hotties like Padma will be showing more skin. It truly is a magical time to be alive.
Oh, my god. If it isn’t the world’s hottest chef (apologies in advance to Giada who is more than chaffing dish chaff-able). Padma Lakshmi and her epic MILFtastic body scorched the very sands of South Florida, as well as its hotel pools, over the weekend in a bright bikini I suppose intended to be noticed. And noticed we did.
It’s not just that Padma has an amazing rack and an amazing recipe for Christmas rack of lamb, it’s her exotic features and knowing eyes (yes, I do look at eyes) that round out the complete package of her alluring exhibition. I can just imagine seeing Padma exiting the pool at my hotel, assuming she stays at the Motel 6, and taking a beating from my girlfriend who says my name five times without a response as I stare catatonic at Padma exiting the pool like a sultry water nymph. It’d be worth it. Or, in the least, impossible to stop. The heart wants what the heart wants. Enjoy.