Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi Wears A Purple Low Cut Dress To A Party In NYC

Padma Lakshmi was dressed to impress and titillate in a purple dress with a plunging neckline in New York City. Padma has some seriously wonderful funbags. They are the main reason why I sometimes watch Top Chef. OK, they are the only reason I watch Top Chef. I don't really get watching people making food on TV.  I do get Padma's hottness and its appeal. There is some epic cleav in these pictures. She must have been a hit at that party. Who could compete with those luscious melons? Not many. I have a thing for Padma, in case you couldn't tell. I don't get why Salman Rushdie divorced her. Why would you let Padma slip through your fingers? That's just crazy taxi.

I have a friend who works on Top Chef and he gets to mic her every day. Lucky bastard.

Padma Lakshmi Shines In Yellow Dress In NYC

Padma Lakshmi spent Mother's Day in New York City looking super hot in a short yellow dress. The cookbook author and Top Chef host was out and about with her daughter in a canary yellow outfit that contrasted beautifully with her lovely skin. The dress was short, which showed off her amazing legs. It's a shame that she spends all that time on Top Chef with those lovely stems hiding under the judge's table. She should host the show draped on a piano or something like a cabaret singer. I guarantee a 47% boost in ratings. Padma is so sexy. There is something about a smart, pretty girl that can cook that gets my heart a-racing. Maybe I'm old fashioned but I think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...well...and his bathing suit area too.

The temperature is rising here in New York which means that it's the time of year when hotties like Padma will be showing more skin. It truly is a magical time to be alive.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Wicked Hot By Ocean and By Pool

Oh, my god. If it isn't the world's hottest chef (apologies in advance to Giada who is more than chaffing dish chaff-able). Padma Lakshmi and her epic MILFtastic body scorched the very sands of South Florida, as well as its hotel pools, over the weekend in a bright bikini I suppose intended to be noticed. And noticed we did.

It's not just that Padma has an amazing rack and an amazing recipe for Christmas rack of lamb, it's her exotic features and knowing eyes (yes, I do look at eyes) that round out the complete package of her alluring exhibition. I can just imagine seeing Padma exiting the pool at my hotel, assuming she stays at the Motel 6, and taking a beating from my girlfriend who says my name five times without a response as I stare catatonic at Padma exiting the pool like a sultry water nymph. It'd be worth it. Or, in the least, impossible to stop. The heart wants what the heart wants. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Helena Christensen Nekkid, Demi Moore Topless, Emily Browning Topless, and Much Much More…


Well, hello there, awesome communal gathering of EgoReaders to build a weekly portfolio of sextastic celebrity skin. It's been too long since last we met. But it's Friday, so the shofars have been blown and all the contributors have delivered their weekly offerings for our scheduled visual feast. It truly is a triumph of the lust-filled human spirit. I think I might cry.

This week's Reader Finds includes Padma Lakshmi in Fitness magazine (thanks to EgoReader 'Steven' for Indian beauty), Eniko Mihalik topless in a sweet Daniella Rech photoshoot (kudos to 'Darren'), Amy Adams onscreen in lacy lingerie (sweet treat from 'Ernest T.'), Lucy Ramos topless in Turistas (wicked sultry boobtastic via 'Devon'), Helena Christensen classic nekkid beauty (divine views from 'Esse'), Megan Fox sexy in Elle magazine (so much hotness delivered by 'Stephanie'), Demi Moore topless on the silver screen (purveyed promptly by 'Hugh'), more crazy hot Megan Fox in Jonah Hex promo stills (transmitted by 'Evan'), Lindsay Lohan when she was a singer, yeah (LiLo stagecraft handed over by 'Svern'), bodacious inked up Sallie Axl topless for her 2014 calendar (tats and all provided by 'Lester'), Heather Rae Young topless in Internship (yummies delivered by 'Rob P.'), Andrea Feczko instagrammy goodness (from the mind of 'Dr45'), Emily Browning baring boobtastic (sweet teats by 'Nomad'), Madeline Zima in her classic Californication ride (dropped off by 'Tomas'), lingerie model Jana Defi and her tremendous natural tatas (holy moly by way of 'Standard'), and last, but never least, the crazy hot and moist body and booty of Nataly Umana in a white thong only. It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Ignite the Flames in Our Lust Kitchen

You know what they say, give me a woman who's hot in the bedroom and even hotter in the kitchen. Actually, not sure anybody actually says that, and it seems to be reversed in priority, still, there something undeniably hot about a woman who can cook a mean meal and then look like Padma Lakshmi does in a red bikini on her current trip to Hawaii.

I've lusted Padma Lakshmi since the first time I saw her put ginger into a skillet. Yes, I admit, I was looking at her cookware instead of her face, but she's a beauty at that and with a killer body well now into mommy-hood, well, the whole package has really come together. Padma, call me, let's cook together some time. I'm self-basting and I make my own gravy. Disturbing, but true. Oh, Padma. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Butt Is a Perfect Recipe for Happy Feel Good Times

We often get angrily accused of objectifying women on this little website of ours. But the minute we hear the word 'objectifying' we know we've already won the argument. All things are objects in the material world. Sextastic women just happen to be the most desirable among those object, to us at least, and many of you as well it seems. We don't depict the object female to deride it, we do so as an act of worship. We give thanks for hot women's heavenly arrival. We adore them. And, sometimes, when nobody is around, we go even a bit farther. The point is, sorry to drop some bottomline, but we are all just objects -- isn't it better to be one that is worshipped?

All of which sermonizing leads us to the asstastic of our belusted Padma Lakshmi. Oh, how we do adore Padma, for her cooking in the kitchen and the buns we'd like to put in her oven. And when we caught sight of Padma having bikini fun times in Miami and her sweet delicious MILFtastic dumper in a little bikini, we just had to share. Now, we could argue endlessly through the decades whether or not we are 'objectifying' Padma's tasty bottom, or, we could just ogle and appreciate. We choose the latter. Life is short. And Padma is wicked hot. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.