Well, hello there, awesome communal gathering of EgoReaders to build a weekly portfolio of sextastic celebrity skin. It's been too long since last we met. But it's Friday, so the shofars have been blown and all the contributors have delivered their weekly offerings for our scheduled visual feast. It truly is a triumph of the lust-filled human spirit. I think I might cry.
This week's Reader Finds includes Padma Lakshmi in Fitness magazine (thanks to EgoReader 'Steven' for Indian beauty), Eniko Mihalik topless in a sweet Daniella Rech photoshoot (kudos to 'Darren'), Amy Adams onscreen in lacy lingerie (sweet treat from 'Ernest T.'), Lucy Ramos topless in Turistas (wicked sultry boobtastic via 'Devon'), Helena Christensen classic nekkid beauty (divine views from 'Esse'), Megan Fox sexy in Elle magazine (so much hotness delivered by 'Stephanie'), Demi Moore topless on the silver screen (purveyed promptly by 'Hugh'), more crazy hot Megan Fox in Jonah Hex promo stills (transmitted by 'Evan'), Lindsay Lohan when she was a singer, yeah (LiLo stagecraft handed over by 'Svern'), bodacious inked up Sallie Axl topless for her 2014 calendar (tats and all provided by 'Lester'), Heather Rae Young topless in Internship (yummies delivered by 'Rob P.'), Andrea Feczko instagrammy goodness (from the mind of 'Dr45'), Emily Browning baring boobtastic (sweet teats by 'Nomad'), Madeline Zima in her classic Californication ride (dropped off by 'Tomas'), lingerie model Jana Defi and her tremendous natural tatas (holy moly by way of 'Standard'), and last, but never least, the crazy hot and moist body and booty of Nataly Umana in a white thong only. It's almost too much, and, yet, never enough.
Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Wicked Hot By Ocean and By Pool
Oh, my god. If it isn't the world's hottest chef (apologies in advance to Giada who is more than chaffing dish chaff-able). Padma Lakshmi and her epic MILFtastic body scorched the very sands of South Florida, as well as its hotel pools, over the weekend in a bright bikini I suppose intended to be noticed. And noticed we did.
It's not just that Padma has an amazing rack and an amazing recipe for Christmas rack of lamb, it's her exotic features and knowing eyes (yes, I do look at eyes) that round out the complete package of her alluring exhibition. I can just imagine seeing Padma exiting the pool at my hotel, assuming she stays at the Motel 6, and taking a beating from my girlfriend who says my name five times without a response as I stare catatonic at Padma exiting the pool like a sultry water nymph. It'd be worth it. Or, in the least, impossible to stop. The heart wants what the heart wants. Enjoy.