Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi Gives Me Indian Wood (And Other Obvious Notes from the amfAR Gala)

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay's m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.

But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi Brings the MILFtastic Heat to ‘Take Home a Nude’ Benefit

I must admit, when I first heard that Padma Lakshmi was going to be at something called the 'Take Home a Nude' Benefit, I put a big bid down on Padma and just assumed I'd be taking her home nekkid. Sadly, it turns out that both my $17 bid was well short of winning, and, nobody got to take home the real Padma nude, it was just a fundraiser for the New York Academy of the Arts. Sad, because Padma looked so ridiculously hot, all recovered and definitely up for contention for new MILF of the Year award. And, she can cook.

I may have to find the change in my sofa and up my bid. Enjoy.

Brazilian

Rihanna sexes up the southern hemisphere. (Celebuzz)

Padma Lashmi gets curvy. (HuffPo)

Hot girls with heaving... personalities. (TheChive)

Amber Heard is an authentic bunny. (FoxNews)

The real knock-out. (GlobalGrind)

Rosie Huntington-Whitely runway hottie. (Celebuzz)

Ok, this is just cool. (CollegeHumor)

Battle Danskin: Padma Lakshmi vs. Hilary Duff in A Fight Over Workout Sextastic

Now here's a fight I'd like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.

Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi Reek of Hotness at the FiFi Awards

It literally stinks that I was not invited once again this year to the FiFi Awards, the veritable Oscars of the fragrance industry, or, as it might be more truthfully called, the Celebrities Pimping Stink Awards. Well, I may not have been able to sample the odoriferous delights of rose petal mixed with the sweat of third world slave labor chem factory, but I was able to catch the visual pleasures from afar of some seriously unstanky Hollywood hotties, two of which that stuck out like girls that make your thumbs sore -- Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi, the sexy exotic breads elements to what could be an awesome Egotastic! meat fantasy sandwich. Both Halle and Padma looked ridiculously hot last night; if only I could have run my nasal passages up and down their frames for complete sensational sensations. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Padma Lakshmi Nekkid, Gal Gadot Hot, Inna Sexy, and Katy Cocktease Upskirt

 

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Blessed thanks to 'Jesse G.' for discovering uncovering and all around revealing to us these Padma Lakshmi nekkid photo pictorial. They're creepy and freak but they're Padma Lakshmi nekkid! And we lust that Indian cook like nobody's business.

Gal Gadot in Fast 5Shoutout to EgoReader 'Chase C.' for spending his waking moments mesmerized over super Fast and Furious 5 hottie, Gal Gadot, and for having the benevolence to share a slice of Gal from FF5 with the rest of the Egotastic! community.


Inna in FHM RomaniaTransmissions of good feelings to Ciprian, editor of Click!, Romania's leading tabloid for an exclusive look at our be-lusted pop diva, Inna, appearing all hot and bothered and sexy in the upcoming FHM. Happy Happy Joy Joy.


Katy Perry Upskirt During a Concert in Sydney, AustraliaAnd, last, but certainly not lease, an in-concert candid upskirt of Katy Cocktease taken by a friend of EgoDownUnderFan 'Andrew L.' who jut saw Katy in concert in Sydney and snapped this cheeky shot. We thank Andrew while we wonder why he has friends who go to Katy Cocktease concerts!


Enjoy.

Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba Get Their Sexy Seuss On

Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.

I know how. Get four sexy celebrities like, oh, Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba and have them come read me stories about a wayward kitty. I can't say for sure if these four ladies encouraged the love of reading in schoolchildren across the country on behalf of Michelle Obama's Read Across America campaign, but I can tell you that were I still in grade school and in this audience, I would've used one hand raised to ask for a restroom break, and one hand positioned lower to keep the giggles from my classmates to a minimum. Enjoy.

(Note: thanks to EgoReader 'Bob G.' for noting that yesterday was Dr. S's birthday, hence, the honorific.)

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