You know what they say, give me a woman who’s hot in the bedroom and even hotter in the kitchen. Actually, not sure anybody actually says that, and it seems to be reversed in priority, still, there something undeniably hot about a woman who can cook a mean meal and then look like Padma Lakshmi does in a red bikini on her current trip to Hawaii.
I’ve lusted Padma Lakshmi since the first time I saw her put ginger into a skillet. Yes, I admit, I was looking at her cookware instead of her face, but she’s a beauty at that and with a killer body well now into mommy-hood, well, the whole package has really come together. Padma, call me, let’s cook together some time. I’m self-basting and I make my own gravy. Disturbing, but true. Oh, Padma. Enjoy.
We often get angrily accused of objectifying women on this little website of ours. But the minute we hear the word ‘objectifying’ we know we’ve already won the argument. All things are objects in the material world. Sextastic women just happen to be the most desirable among those object, to us at least, and many of you as well it seems. We don’t depict the object female to deride it, we do so as an act of worship. We give thanks for hot women’s heavenly arrival. We adore them. And, sometimes, when nobody is around, we go even a bit farther. The point is, sorry to drop some bottomline, but we are all just objects — isn’t it better to be one that is worshipped?
All of which sermonizing leads us to the asstastic of our belusted Padma Lakshmi. Oh, how we do adore Padma, for her cooking in the kitchen and the buns we’d like to put in her oven. And when we caught sight of Padma having bikini fun times in Miami and her sweet delicious MILFtastic dumper in a little bikini, we just had to share. Now, we could argue endlessly through the decades whether or not we are ‘objectifying’ Padma’s tasty bottom, or, we could just ogle and appreciate. We choose the latter. Life is short. And Padma is wicked hot. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend’s Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.
Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood’s front side. Enjoy.
Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom — Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.
It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o’ lotion dispensers. I guess that’s the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.
Padma Lakshmi, the sextastic Indian cook and TV show hostess drives us absolutely bonkers with her sweaty kitchen heat most any time we see her. But this chance to ogle Padma in a little bikini strutting along the beaches of Mexico, it’s almost too much (though too much Padma is still never quite enough).
How does a foodie get such a ridiculously amazing body? And this is post MILFhood as well. It blows our minds and blows our… well, mind again.
Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen isn’t just sexist rhetoric anymore, it’s a very solid late night fantasy when it involves Padma. Enjoy.
Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay’s m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.
But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.
I must admit, when I first heard that Padma Lakshmi was going to be at something called the ‘Take Home a Nude’ Benefit, I put a big bid down on Padma and just assumed I’d be taking her home nekkid. Sadly, it turns out that both my $17 bid was well short of winning, and, nobody got to take home the real Padma nude, it was just a fundraiser for the New York Academy of the Arts. Sad, because Padma looked so ridiculously hot, all recovered and definitely up for contention for new MILF of the Year award. And, she can cook.
I may have to find the change in my sofa and up my bid. Enjoy.