Padma Lakshmi

Battle Danskin: Padma Lakshmi vs. Hilary Duff in A Fight Over Workout Sextastic

By Bill Swift | August 10, 2011 @ 8:51 am
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Now here's a fight I'd like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.

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Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi Reek of Hotness at the FiFi Awards

By Jon | May 26, 2011 @ 7:43 am
Halle Berry at the Fifi Awards
Halle Berry at the Fifi Awards
Halle Berry at the Fifi Awards
Padma Lakshmi at the Fifi Awards
Padma Lakshmi at the Fifi Awards
Padma Lakshmi at the Fifi Awards
Padma Lakshmi at the Fifi Awards
Padma Lakshmi at the Fifi Awards
Halle Berry at the Fifi Awards
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It literally stinks that I was not invited once again this year to the FiFi Awards, the veritable Oscars of the fragrance industry, or, as it might be more truthfully called, the Celebrities Pimping Stink Awards. Well, I may not have been able to sample the odoriferous delights of rose petal mixed with the sweat of third world slave labor chem factory, but I was able to catch the visual pleasures from afar of some seriously unstanky Hollywood hotties, two of which that stuck out like girls that make your thumbs sore -- Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi, the sexy exotic breads elements to what could be an awesome Egotastic! meat fantasy sandwich. Both Halle and Padma looked ridiculously hot last night; if only I could have run my nasal passages up and down their frames for complete sensational sensations. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Padma Lakshmi Nekkid, Gal Gadot Hot, Inna Sexy, and Katy Cocktease Upskirt

 
By Jon | May 6, 2011 @ 11:08 am
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We love our readers.

Blessed thanks to 'Jesse G.' for discovering uncovering and all around revealing to us these Padma Lakshmi nekkid photo pictorial. They're creepy and freak but they're Padma Lakshmi nekkid! And we lust that Indian cook like nobody's business.

Gal Gadot in Fast 5Shoutout to EgoReader 'Chase C.' for spending his waking moments mesmerized over super Fast and Furious 5 hottie, Gal Gadot, and for having the benevolence to share a slice of Gal from FF5 with the rest of the Egotastic! community.


Inna in FHM RomaniaTransmissions of good feelings to Ciprian, editor of Click!, Romania's leading tabloid for an exclusive look at our be-lusted pop diva, Inna, appearing all hot and bothered and sexy in the upcoming FHM. Happy Happy Joy Joy.


Katy Perry Upskirt During a Concert in Sydney, AustraliaAnd, last, but certainly not lease, an in-concert candid upskirt of Katy Cocktease taken by a friend of EgoDownUnderFan 'Andrew L.' who jut saw Katy in concert in Sydney and snapped this cheeky shot. We thank Andrew while we wonder why he has friends who go to Katy Cocktease concerts!


Enjoy.

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Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba Get Their Sexy Seuss On

By Jon | March 3, 2011 @ 11:35 am
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Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have
to know how.

I know how. Get four sexy celebrities like, oh, Camila Alves, Padma Lakshmi, Bridget Moynahan, and Jessica Alba and have them come read me stories about a wayward kitty. I can't say for sure if these four ladies encouraged the love of reading in schoolchildren across the country on behalf of Michelle Obama's Read Across America campaign, but I can tell you that were I still in grade school and in this audience, I would've used one hand raised to ask for a restroom break, and one hand positioned lower to keep the giggles from my classmates to a minimum. Enjoy.

(Note: thanks to EgoReader 'Bob G.' for noting that yesterday was Dr. S's birthday, hence, the honorific.)

Photo credit: Splash News / Getty Images

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Padma Lakshmi Caught Baring the Super MILF Bikini Body

By Jon | February 21, 2011 @ 11:48 am
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I lust Padma Lakshmi. Hot, exotic woman who can cook. It's like the trifecta of fun time sexy celebrity fantasy. She makes me want to go to chef school and learn how to make something more fancy than celery filled with peanut butter. She's still recovering from new mommyhood, but these Padma Lakshmi bikini pictures, candids from the Bahamas, well, they show a full recovery and transition into extreme MILFitude. OMG, Padma. Hawt. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Startraks

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Baby Mama Post Workout Battle: Padma Lakshmi vs. Gisele Bundchen

By Bill Swift | July 1, 2010 @ 10:18 am
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Okay, granted, Gisele Bundchen is the world's highest paid supermodel, not to mention a super sexy Brazilian new mommy. But don't count out the Indian cooking hottie, Padma Lakshmi, who just had a baby by either the the brother of a computer billionaire or an infamous novelist with a fatwa on his head. Two pairs of black pants, two gray tops, two sexy sweaty celebrity women headed for a hot shower. Who's your post-workout winner?

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I Can See Padma Lakshmi’s Nipples

 
By phil | May 13, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
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This year's White House Correspondents' Dinner seems to have been all about the nipple. First we caught a little glimpse of a Natalie Portman nipple slip, and now I can totally see Padma Lakshmi's nipples! When Republicans call Barak Obama a Liberal, I didn't know they were talking about the dress code. Ba-Dum-Ching!

Photo credit: Splash News

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