Padma Lakshmi

Padma Lakshmi Poolside in a Red Bikini in Miami

READER FINDS: Helena Christensen Nekkid, Demi Moore Topless, Emily Browning Topless, and Much Much More…

Padma Lakshmi in Fitness Magazine
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Well, hello there, awesome communal gathering of EgoReaders to build a weekly portfolio of sextastic celebrity skin. It’s been too long since last we met. But it’s Friday, so the shofars have been blown and all the contributors have delivered their weekly offerings for our scheduled visual feast. It truly is a triumph of the lust-filled human spirit. I think I might cry.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Padma Lakshmi in Fitness magazine (thanks to EgoReader ‘Steven’ for Indian beauty), Eniko Mihalik topless in a sweet Daniella Rech photoshoot (kudos to ‘Darren’), Amy Adams onscreen in lacy lingerie (sweet treat from ‘Ernest T.’), Lucy Ramos topless in Turistas (wicked sultry boobtastic via ‘Devon’), Helena Christensen classic nekkid beauty (divine views from ‘Esse’), Megan Fox sexy in Elle magazine (so much hotness delivered by ‘Stephanie’), Demi Moore topless on the silver screen (purveyed promptly by ‘Hugh’), more crazy hot Megan Fox in Jonah Hex promo stills (transmitted by ‘Evan’), Lindsay Lohan when she was a singer, yeah (LiLo stagecraft handed over by ‘Svern’), bodacious inked up Sallie Axl topless for her 2014 calendar (tats and all provided by ‘Lester’), Heather Rae Young topless in Internship (yummies delivered by ‘Rob P.’), Andrea Feczko instagrammy goodness (from the mind of ‘Dr45′), Emily Browning baring boobtastic (sweet teats by ‘Nomad’), Madeline Zima in her classic Californication ride (dropped off by ‘Tomas’), lingerie model Jana Defi and her tremendous natural tatas (holy moly by way of ‘Standard’), and last, but never least, the crazy hot and moist body and booty of Nataly Umana in a white thong only. It’s almost too much, and, yet, never enough.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Ignite the Flames in Our Lust Kitchen

You know what they say, give me a woman who’s hot in the bedroom and even hotter in the kitchen. Actually, not sure anybody actually says that, and it seems to be reversed in priority, still, there something undeniably hot about a woman who can cook a mean meal and then look like Padma Lakshmi does in a red bikini on her current trip to Hawaii.

I’ve lusted Padma Lakshmi since the first time I saw her put ginger into a skillet. Yes, I admit, I was looking at her cookware instead of her face, but she’s a beauty at that and with a killer body well now into mommy-hood, well, the whole package has really come together. Padma, call me, let’s cook together some time. I’m self-basting and I make my own gravy. Disturbing, but true. Oh, Padma. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Butt Is a Perfect Recipe for Happy Feel Good Times

We often get angrily accused of objectifying women on this little website of ours. But the minute we hear the word ‘objectifying’ we know we’ve already won the argument. All things are objects in the material world. Sextastic women just happen to be the most desirable among those object, to us at least, and many of you as well it seems. We don’t depict the object female to deride it, we do so as an act of worship. We give thanks for hot women’s heavenly arrival. We adore them. And, sometimes, when nobody is around, we go even a bit farther. The point is, sorry to drop some bottomline, but we are all just objects — isn’t it better to be one that is worshipped?

All of which sermonizing leads us to the asstastic of our belusted Padma Lakshmi. Oh, how we do adore Padma, for her cooking in the kitchen and the buns we’d like to put in her oven. And when we caught sight of Padma having bikini fun times in Miami and her sweet delicious MILFtastic dumper in a little bikini, we just had to share. Now, we could argue endlessly through the decades whether or not we are ‘objectifying’ Padma’s tasty bottom, or, we could just ogle and appreciate. We choose the latter. Life is short. And Padma is wicked hot. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I’ll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend’s Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood’s front side. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice, Kari Byron, Ariana Grande, and Padma Lakshmi Headline Hotness at Creative Arts Emmy Awards

Talk about some of the biggest names in nerd boy lust-dom — Kari Byron flashing leg and body and all decked out, doubly so for Ariana Grande, cooking mega-sextastic Padma Lakshmi, iCarly diva-ette Miranda Cosgrove, Malin Akerman, Victoria Justice, Jenner Morrison. Damn, the Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards, whatever the heck they are, brought out some serious PG-rated girls flashing decked out exhibitions on the red carpet over the weekend.

It was like a parade designed specifically to send fanboys rushing to their basements to takes a first crack at their No-Drip technology gallons o’ lotion dispensers. I guess that’s the creative arts part of the equation. Enjoy.

Padma Lakshmi Bikini Pictures Have Us Sweaty South of the Border

Padma Lakshmi, the sextastic Indian cook and TV show hostess drives us absolutely bonkers with her sweaty kitchen heat most any time we see her. But this chance to ogle Padma in a little bikini strutting along the beaches of Mexico, it’s almost too much (though too much Padma is still never quite enough).

How does a foodie get such a ridiculously amazing body? And this is post MILFhood as well. It blows our minds and blows our… well, mind again. 

Barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen isn’t just sexist rhetoric anymore, it’s a very solid late night fantasy when it involves Padma. Enjoy.