Nina Agdal

Ana Braga String Bikini Goodness Meets Up with Nina Agdal Gym Tights and I Basically Melt


When Ana Braga is showing off on the beach in Miami in her thong and Nina Agdal rolls up to say hello, well, you’re having a good day. We are indeed.

There I was, minding my own business with my telescope trained ever so innocently on the fairest, blondest, Brazilian curvy bikini model ever when along comes Danish Delight Nina Agdal in her gym pants from a spinning class demonstration. Um, yes, this stuff happens in real life as well as the dreams you have at 3am when you just know you’re smiling in your sleep. For me, it was like witnessing the bread ends of my ultimate sandwich. Slather me in mustard and make your filling, ladies. I’m prepared for total consumption. Enjoy.

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Nina Agdal Bikini Picture Epic Hotness for Beach Bunny

Danish Delight Nina Agdal might just be my favorite carbon based life form on this planet. And that includes beer, which is most definitely carbon based, and if you drink enough of it, quite lively. She’s just so perfectly put together, as if angels came down from heaven and said let’s make something that will literally make men turn to jelly. And out popped Nina Agdal. And the world was never quite the same.

As you know, the entire genius of marketing bikini and swimwear lines rests entirely on one decision, securing an uber-sextastic hot bodied crazy alluring lady like Nina Agdal to wear your line in promotional shoots. That’s it. I’m sure there’s some smaller details like the 5 P’s and 10 C’s or what ever you crazy kids are going into debt at college to learn, but it’s really just about saying look how damn amazing our bikinis look on Nina Agdal, they will on you too. That last part is called the fudge, in street parlance. But it works. Now where’s my Marketing Executive of the Year award? My 10 and Under bowling trophy is getting lonely on the mantle. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Beach Bunny

Nina Agdal Lingerie Awesomeness And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Nina Agdal shows off her ample boobage in these lingerie pics. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kim Kardashian in a fur bikini. That is all. (WWTDD)

Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi has some big ol’ funbags, y’all. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus wears a red bikini with boy toy Patrick Schwarzenegger. (Huffington Post)

Community star Gillian Jacobs is super leggy. (Popoholic)

Demi Lovato has a panty flash coming out of a car. (The Superficial)

Charlotte McKinney‘s hot body and Carl’s Junior is a match made in my pants. (COED)

Nina Agdal Boudoir Clothing for the Boudoir You Can Only Dream About

As I’ve always mentioned, pimping merch is ever so simple. The hard part is getting one of the most sextastic women in the world, say, Danish Delight Nina Agdal, to agree to smile as she preens in your garments looking crazy hot. Once you’ve got Nina, you get sell strawberries to my kid cousin Randy who gets the most disgusting rash you’ve ever seen from strawberries. Horrible metaphor, I just can’t get that image out of my head. Stupid Randy.

Nina’s latest work is for Sunaj. Which is some foreign word for ‘buy these clothes and look like Nina Agdal, no, seriously, it’s true’. It is amazing how some foreign words mean so much in English. I’m not sure you could buy anything other than a genie’s lamp to help you exude allure like Nina Agdal. Some things are just left to heaven. So damn hot. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Sunaj

Nina Agdal Boxing Day Lingerie Party And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Nina Agdal makes me want to box the clown on boxing day in her undies. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rugby girlfriend and adult star Kaylani Lei gets in the AVN Hall of Fame. (TMZ)

Farah Holt all kinds of naked, brosef. (Drunken Stepfather)

Yara Khmidan in a bikini just made my new year. (Popoholic)

Madison and Mallory Edens show off their bikini bods for the holidays. (Busted Coverage)

Irina Shayk surprises us with a swimsuit pic on Instagram. (The Superficial)

Good Lord, Khloe Kardashian‘s boobies looked amazing at the Kardashian Khristmas party. (Huffington Post)

READER FINDS: Emmy Rossum Panties, Nina Agdal Lingerie, Jacinda Barrett Topless and Much Much More…

 
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Hello there, Friday, most sacred of all weekdays for you are the one in seven rotations of the moon in which we as a community come together to collectively, yet prophylactically, frolic in the sight of Reader submitted celebrity sextastic. It’s the our own private champagne room version of making it rain, but without the need for dirty money or the uncanny smell of old licorice. Reader Finds is that time when we express ourselves socially, emotionally, and ultimately, once nobody is watching or we can close the door, quite physically. I find the entire thing to be a truly spiritual journey.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Nina Agdal scrumptious in lingerie (with many thanks to EgoReader ‘Barry T.’), Jacinda Barrett topless in skinematic perfection (much appreciation to ‘Ross’), 80′s lovely Betsy Russell topless onscreen in not one but two memorable roles (double wowzers provided by ‘Ellen’), Entourage’s Debbie Mazar flashing her bare Funions (unexpected goodies from ‘Tony C.’), Emmy Rossum in her undies for her new film (delicious snackables via ‘Gary’), Kari Wuhrer topless in the shower (kind find from ‘Alex’), Miranda Kerr crazy hot photoshoot (delivered to the door by ‘French’), Ophelia Kolb flashing ta’s for thespianics (curvy goodness tossed in by ‘Owen’), Taryn Terrell showing off her chestal goodies (oh, my my experience by ‘Doug’), , Helena Bonham Carter topless and making the sexy (crazy topless dramatics via ‘Stephen P.’, Ashley Olsen in perhaps her finest pictorial ever (sweet eagle eyed find from ‘Devon’), Ariana Grande highkicking panties peeks in her music video (from a ton of you who fell in love with this video), and last but not in any way least, hottie Vita Sidorkina topless Russian goodness (visual blessings from EgoReader ‘Chris’). It’s a good amount of hot skin. Do not enter if you have a weak heart or fear your may erupt in tears. Neither would be a good way for people to find you. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bra and Panties Posing As Your Christmas Wish

Sometimes photo shoot titles are just dead on in titling. Like this Nina Agdal lingerie pimping promotion for Leonisa called ‘Christmas Wishes’. I don’t know about you, but this is precisely the type of sexstastic wrapped goodness I imagine finding under my aluminum lifelike Christmas tree on the 25th. It’d be a squeeze, but the mere thought of unwrapping Danish Delight Nina Agdal underneath the vinyl pine simply makes me too excited to sleep on the 24th.

Her perfect curves, that soft skin, those delicious lady parts barely covered in silken bra and panties. Yes, this is why I still hear the bells on Christmas. They’re guiding me to the likes of Nina Agdal and her yuletide funbags. Santa, if you please, you could make a little big boy very happy this year simply by making a quick stop in Copenhagen on your way to L.A. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Leonisa Lingerie