Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal Bikini Fun Time in Vegas Pool Pimping

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was the toast of the pool, hosting some function or other at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas by looking all sextastic and colorful and smiley for the cameras. And why not be smiling when you’re as ridiculously hot as Nina and everybody is staring at your sweet female form like you’re a goddess descended from Mt. Lust.

I guess sometimes the attention becomes overwhelming, but better than everybody stares at you with passion in their pants than because you look like death warmed over. I get that a lot from people. Far better to be stunningly hot with perfect funbags and a booty that could cause champagne corks to pop all on their own. Nina, you are the bee’s knees. I would gladly pay one million dollars per beverage to hang by the pool with you. But I think I’ll have an ice water. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Hot Pimping Bebe

You could do worser than picking Danish delight Nina Agdal to wear your showy women’s clothing line. I’ve never paid more than eleven dollars (plus tax, which is another eleven dollars here in Los Angeles) for any single piece of clothing, but I like to think I know upscale fashions. And if I’m paying ten times my usual, I want to look like Nina Agdal. Well, if I were a woman. As a man I just want to be with her and I’d gladly pay whatever it costs in ripped and torn clothes damage as I express my Agda inspired passions.

Nina’s latest gig is pimping for Bebe. Since she once flashed her udderly magnificent funbags while shooting for Bebe, they hold a special place in my heart. I think I can afford one shoe from that place. I’d use the heel to pull back Nina’s tops just a bit more. I am the Macgyver of celebrity skin. And the skin on Nina, oh, boy, ever so nice. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikinis on Miami Beach

Danish professional hot person Nina Agdal took some much needed r&r by laying around in an absurdly small bikini in Miami Beach. The top is like two tiny triangles of fabric that barely cover her nips. Her mighty fjords are hanging mostly out allowing us a delightful view of her ta-tas. There is sideboob and cleavage galore. Nina’s got a pretty nice rack. They aren’t monstrous King Kong melon boobs but they aren’t tiny little flea bites either. The bottom of the bikini shows off the ridiculous cut of her hips as it, again, barely covers up the naughty bits. We write about Nina a lot on Egotastic not only because she is hot but because she knows how to wear a bikini. I guess that’s why they pay her the big bucks to model them. I wonder at what point in her life she said, “I’m going to lay around in bikinis professionally?”

The answer is probably when she was just a wee Danish hottie. You recognize the talent of prodigies like her and Mozart when they are very young.

Nina Agdal Sporting Tights In NYC

The lovely Nina Agdal was spotted running errands in New York City in a pair of very tight tights. These things were practically a second skin. Every sexy curve was shown off in all its glory. Who doesn’t like to go to Whole Foods wearing glorified underwear? She was also in a sports bra top that gave us all a cleavtacular view of those famous funbags. There is also a bit of bare midriff peeking out from the bottom of her shirt. She must have come from doing steamy yoga or whatever the sexy chicks are doing these days. Nina is seriously hot, y’all. She looks smoking even when she’s yawning or going grocery shopping.

How many women do you know that could stop traffic with their hottness while doing every day stuff. Probably not many. Unless you hang around with beautiful models all day. In which case I’m filled with jealousy and kinda hate you.

Nina Agdal Hot In Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014

Danish model Nina Agdal is out-of-control hot in these pictures for Leonisa Swimwear. She sports all kinds of scantily bikinis that show off those amazing Scandinavian funbags. They are seriously flawless. Her ta-tas are so perfectly round that you can use them to find the diameter of a circle. Yeah, I know some math stuff. My favorite is the black and white striped bikini. That one is also the smallest. Nina also has a pretty rock solid body. She is the definition of toned and tanned. Ironic, seeing as people from Denmark are usually so pale. That’s generally the sad reality of Scandinavia. Though they produce some of the hottest women on Earth it is too cold there for them to run around scantily clad and out getting tans on a beach. Do fjords or whatever even have beaches? I don’t know.

What I do know is that Nina is one of my favorite models. Every time a story or gallery with her shows up on my desk at our Egotastic offices it fills me with warmth in the cockles…of my heart.

Nina Agdal Sextastic and Covered Topless Behind the Scenes of Avon Shoot

Oh, my Danish Delight Nina Agdal, you have outdone yourself this time in candids, behind the scenes of your shoot for Avon, looking all kinds of candidly delicious and bootyful. When I spy with my little eye Nina in just a bikini, I get all weak in the knees and other joint areas. But seeing her grabbing her own fine melons under the shower with that look of ferocious intensity, well, I need a chair and a cocktail and perhaps some rubber floor mats of unspecified dimensions.

Nina Agdal is just plain old-fashioned euro-hot. I wouldn’t say I discovered her, since like Columbus discovering America, she was already there, thank you very much. But I am going to show you this video of Nina behind the scenes of her Leonisa lingerie shoot because I want you to remember to never forget to lust her. Enjoy.







Yes, Nina Agdal, You May Be My Girlfriend

Holy hot Danish Delight. Every time you think Nina Agdal couldn’t possibly get any hotter, blammo, there she is, appearing finer than ever in these outtakes from her Banana Moon swimwear bikini photoshoot. Banana Moon certainly seems an apt description for my feelings peeking at Nina and her absolutely perfect hot body in these various skimpy two piece swimsuits. Damn, I need to write a poem or eat some chili or something to properly express my feelings about Nina.

At this point, there may be no finer bikini model on the planet than Nina Agdal. I couldn’t be happier for her rise to super fame. Hot girls deserve everything they get in this world for what they give back, even when they’re not really trying. But the girls who spent their formative years showing off their formatives, they deserve even more. Bless you, Nina Agdal. Enjoy.