As I’ve always mentioned, pimping merch is ever so simple. The hard part is getting one of the most sextastic women in the world, say, Danish Delight Nina Agdal, to agree to smile as she preens in your garments looking crazy hot. Once you’ve got Nina, you get sell strawberries to my kid cousin Randy who gets the most disgusting rash you’ve ever seen from strawberries. Horrible metaphor, I just can’t get that image out of my head. Stupid Randy.
Nina’s latest work is for Sunaj. Which is some foreign word for ‘buy these clothes and look like Nina Agdal, no, seriously, it’s true’. It is amazing how some foreign words mean so much in English. I’m not sure you could buy anything other than a genie’s lamp to help you exude allure like Nina Agdal. Some things are just left to heaven. So damn hot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Sunaj
Nina Agdal, Sunaj
Nina Agdal makes me want to box the clown on boxing day in her undies. (Hollywood Tuna)
Rugby girlfriend and adult star Kaylani Lei gets in the AVN Hall of Fame. (TMZ)
Farah Holt all kinds of naked, brosef. (Drunken Stepfather)
Yara Khmidan in a bikini just made my new year. (Popoholic)
Madison and Mallory Edens show off their bikini bods for the holidays. (Busted Coverage)
Irina Shayk surprises us with a swimsuit pic on Instagram. (The Superficial)
Good Lord, Khloe Kardashian‘s boobies looked amazing at the Kardashian Khristmas party. (Huffington Post)
Hello there, Friday, most sacred of all weekdays for you are the one in seven rotations of the moon in which we as a community come together to collectively, yet prophylactically, frolic in the sight of Reader submitted celebrity sextastic. It’s the our own private champagne room version of making it rain, but without the need for dirty money or the uncanny smell of old licorice. Reader Finds is that time when we express ourselves socially, emotionally, and ultimately, once nobody is watching or we can close the door, quite physically. I find the entire thing to be a truly spiritual journey.
This week’s Reader Finds includes Nina Agdal scrumptious in lingerie (with many thanks to EgoReader ‘Barry T.’), Jacinda Barrett topless in skinematic perfection (much appreciation to ‘Ross’), 80′s lovely Betsy Russell topless onscreen in not one but two memorable roles (double wowzers provided by ‘Ellen’), Entourage’s Debbie Mazar flashing her bare Funions (unexpected goodies from ‘Tony C.’), Emmy Rossum in her undies for her new film (delicious snackables via ‘Gary’), Kari Wuhrer topless in the shower (kind find from ‘Alex’), Miranda Kerr crazy hot photoshoot (delivered to the door by ‘French’), Ophelia Kolb flashing ta’s for thespianics (curvy goodness tossed in by ‘Owen’), Taryn Terrell showing off her chestal goodies (oh, my my experience by ‘Doug’), , Helena Bonham Carter topless and making the sexy (crazy topless dramatics via ‘Stephen P.’, Ashley Olsen in perhaps her finest pictorial ever (sweet eagle eyed find from ‘Devon’), Ariana Grande highkicking panties peeks in her music video (from a ton of you who fell in love with this video), and last but not in any way least, hottie Vita Sidorkina topless Russian goodness (visual blessings from EgoReader ‘Chris’). It’s a good amount of hot skin. Do not enter if you have a weak heart or fear your may erupt in tears. Neither would be a good way for people to find you. Enjoy.
Sometimes photo shoot titles are just dead on in titling. Like this Nina Agdal lingerie pimping promotion for Leonisa called ‘Christmas Wishes’. I don’t know about you, but this is precisely the type of sexstastic wrapped goodness I imagine finding under my aluminum lifelike Christmas tree on the 25th. It’d be a squeeze, but the mere thought of unwrapping Danish Delight Nina Agdal underneath the vinyl pine simply makes me too excited to sleep on the 24th.
Her perfect curves, that soft skin, those delicious lady parts barely covered in silken bra and panties. Yes, this is why I still hear the bells on Christmas. They’re guiding me to the likes of Nina Agdal and her yuletide funbags. Santa, if you please, you could make a little big boy very happy this year simply by making a quick stop in Copenhagen on your way to L.A. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Leonisa Lingerie
Boobtastic duo Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal were looking fine as F at the 5th Annual Bombay Sapphire Artisan Series finale. Emily was wearing a form fitting dress that showed off those famous curves. I remember when I first saw Emily’s funbags in the uncensored version of Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. I was instantly in love with those ta-tas. If it had been a cartoon little hearts would have appeared above my head. Not to be outdone, Nina wore a SHORT skit and crop top. She’s got some pretty outstanding legs. They are long and lean and make me wish they were wrapped around me. The crop top also showed off her tight bare mid-riff which is always a good thing.
I’ve got to start getting invites to these events where hot people converge. It is a scientific fact that where you find one sexy person you will most likely find another and another. It’s the physics of hottness.
Photo Credit: Getty Images
Nina Agdal sure looks good in lingerie. That’s why she gets the big bucks. (COED)
Rihanna says the twerk ain’t dead. (TMZ)
Blake Lively looks chesty and preggo fabulous on the red carpet. (Huffington Post)
Anna Faris in a bikini makes me hate Chris Pratt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Anna Herrin in lingerie will make your day. (Hollywood Tuna)
Olga Kurylenko shows off her sideboob to make Russell Crowe jealous. (Popoholic)
Norwegian beauty Ida Buer makes my fjord go yawp! (Celebslam)
Genius is something that happens when nobody is watching. Maybe I just made that up. It sounds inspiring. Like the idea to put together a photo book of 100 wicked hot Danish models in hardly any clothing for a pictorial book called Great Danes. Yep, genius.
Naturally, Danish Delight Nina Agdal in topless repose leads the uber-sextastic pack, followed by supermodels Mathilde Goehler, Solveig Mork, and a cast of other lovely ladies of the Nordic regions who inspire photographers, oglers, and fashion and magazine editorialists everywhere. I’m pretty sure I’d buy a book like this for every single one of the fine female producing nations on this planet. Which is all of them. Oh, you should see my coffee table sometime. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Bjarke