Nina Agdal

Yes, Nina Agdal, You May Be My Girlfriend

Holy hot Danish Delight. Every time you think Nina Agdal couldn't possibly get any hotter, blammo, there she is, appearing finer than ever in these outtakes from her Banana Moon swimwear bikini photoshoot. Banana Moon certainly seems an apt description for my feelings peeking at Nina and her absolutely perfect hot body in these various skimpy two piece swimsuits. Damn, I need to write a poem or eat some chili or something to properly express my feelings about Nina.

At this point, there may be no finer bikini model on the planet than Nina Agdal. I couldn't be happier for her rise to super fame. Hot girls deserve everything they get in this world for what they give back, even when they're not really trying. But the girls who spent their formative years showing off their formatives, they deserve even more. Bless you, Nina Agdal. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis as Mother Nature Intended

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was put on this earth to bring gifts of visual wonderments to all the easily passion induced males and Sapphic leaning women who lead decent, honest, binocular toting lives. I'm quite convinced. How else to explain the utter joy Nina spreads while modeling bikinis for companies such as Bonprix swimwear, showing off her flawless female form and presenting an image of womanhood certain to bring another fifty million children into this world.

Nina, you are not just one wicked hot lingerie and bikini model and soon to be stellar actress of boobtastic proportions, you are a true messenger of the sextastic. May you never be thwarted in your holy mission. I know I won't thwart you. Maybe a little pat on the bottom, but hardly a thwarting. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Naked! Um, Maybe (Calling Egotastic! CSI)

 

This photo has been flying around the Internet this past week as both real and not so real celebrity photos do these days. It was originally all marked up but purportedly shows Danish Delight Nina Agdal nekkid on a hotel bed as shot by somebody hanging with Nina Agdal nekkid in hotel room. Supposedly it's Miami, where she's been holding up.

I honestly have no idea as to the authenticity of this photo. It's legend is already spreading. It sure looks like Nina, but, lots of people see Jesus in their cornflakes too. So, I call upon you, deputized CSI agents of Egotastic! to get down to checking underneath fingernails and determine the validity of what might just be the first fully nude photograph of Nina Agdal. Or not. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Sextastic Legs Beneath a Short Skirt in Miami

I'd never tell a woman how to dress, but if Danish Delight Nina Agdal were my girlfriend, as she likely will be someday, and she asked me what to wear, I'd probably reach for one of three answers: nothing, me, or short skirt. Pretty much in that order too. I'd gladly accept the last give how wicked hot Nina looks in a short skirt with her tanned toned legs providing this stem man with a view that makes him want to do something profound, like carve a statue or build a house or get a real job.

Realistically, I'll probably do none of those, though if anything could get me to be productive, it would be Nina's long hot legs. Wowzer. A sextastic woman has so so many ways to work her magic. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Knows Swimsuit Modeling

As if there could ever be enough of the Danish Delight Nina Agdal showing off in bikinis and revealing swimsuits, she takes to the oceanside once more for a revealing look at her perfect and ridiculously hot body in Op swimwear pimping catalog shoot.

Looking back, it was quite easy to predict Nina Agdal's meteoric rise to the top of the bikini and lingerie modeling charts. At some point soon she'll be married to some celebrity and putting out her own bikini lines and hawking things on QVC. Such is the natural order of the model progression. We can only hope she never forgets where she came from. No, not Denmark, well, yes, Denmark, but also revealing, showy and sextastic visual wonderments for her adoring audience. Let's pray that never goes away. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Nipple Slipping and Holding Her Own for Editorialist Hotness (VIDEO)

It's funny, when photos from this Editorialist magazine first appeared, many people thought that Danish Delight Nina Agdal had her a little post production enlargement on her sweet chesty treats. But now we get to see Nina in her video from the shoot and those funbags are all Agdal and very much a part of my day time dreams here. Oh, how lucky are Nina's hands to be able to fondle her own pert and precious pair.

Nina obliged with some nipple slipping as well in this photoshoot probably meant for the fairer sex, but most definitely inviting thoughts of making the sexy by the gruff and bearded gender. Sometimes I think about how blessed we were the day Nina came into our visual lives. But mostly I just mumble grunts under my breath and ogle her fine female form. Thinking is overrated. Enjoy.







Nina Agdal and Sara Sampaio Twin Sweetness for bebe

What happens when you put the hottest girl from Denmark and put her together in sexy wardrobe preening aside the most sextastic girl to ever come out of Portugal? Well, I get a five minute break to catch my breath and various and sundry other private and personal activities.

Wow. And I don't usually say that about a woman's wear line of catalog pimping shoots. But Danish Delight Nina Agdal and Sara Sampaio together in one single frame with four amazing funbags and two wicked hot bodies. Yes, please, send me the catalog. Or just the girls please. I've got a solid part two idea for this particularly themed shoot. We won't sell many dresses, but when the fire department arrives with the Jaws of Life to detach me from Nina and Sara, I will have quite the glory days story to tell my grandkids. Enjoy.