Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal Playful Like a White Kitty in Vegas

By Bill Swift | April 8, 2013 @ 11:20 am

Nina Agdal is White Hot in Vegas at the Marquee Dayclub Season Grand Opening

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No, not the white tigers that tried to eat Roy. A perfectly passion-inducing feline in white like Nina Agdal, a little tongue-smile. A little naughty. A whole lot of nice as she pimps the new Marquee Club at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas over the weekend.

Now, we've seen tons of celebrities in the past pimping venues in Sin City for a nice stack of house chips, but as potentially innocent as Nina Agdal appears for the Vegas club setting, wow, she's just so incredibly hot, I have to say this might be the one that gets me over the top into a buying decision. I'd go to that club, if Nina were there. If for no other reason than so she could watch me drool in person. I suspect it would not be a winning strategy, but I have to be true to myself. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures Rain Down Danish Hotness

By Bill Swift | March 19, 2013 @ 3:26 pm

Nina Agdal Hot Lingerie in Aerie Spring Collection

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I'm not going to mince words. Hell, I can barely spell most words. Nina Agdal is one of the hottest looking women on this planet. If I could, I'd build an ark, find a way to make it rain for 40 days (not to mention 40 nights) and sail away with just Nina Agdal spending the next 20 years repopulating the postdiluvian landscape with the product of our cabin fever. Yeah, it's like that.

Featured in the latest and greatest for Aerie lingerie, Nina Agdal looks like a million bucks. Which is probably close to what it costs you now to get her to slip into something more comfortable and silky and allow you to take happy time photos of her. But, on the ark, it'll all be part of the cruise package. Let it rain! Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Goodness of a Goddess Who You Will Choose Over Your Own Mother

By Bill Swift | March 8, 2013 @ 8:20 am

Nina Agdal Beach Bikini Shoot for Aerie Spring 2013

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You know how we feel about Danish delight Nina Agdal. We've been touting her extreme hotness since others were calling 'some chick from Finland'. And now she's risen to the near pinnacle of her particular professional pursuit, what should've been perhaps a cover on the highly airbrushed SI Swimsuit Edition, but most definitely is one of the top slots for all swimwear and lingerie fashions these days, including this current pictorial for Aerie.

Nina Agdal doesn't just look good, she looks like the kind of girl you take home to meet your mother, then tell your mom she's got to go because you and Nina need some private alone time. Not that we're ever recommending you disrespect the woman who brought you into this word, but for Nina, a girl who could take you to an entirely new world of extreme pleasure, you might have to give mom a hip check to the curb. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal, Kate Upton, and Anne Vyalitsyna Heat Up Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Vegas

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2013 @ 9:05 am

Kate Upton, Nina Agdal, and More Hotness at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Party in Vegas

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While the good folks at Sports Illustrated have kept their pictorial booty pretty much under lock and key this go-round, one thing they will not hide are promotional events for the super hotties gracing the pages of the Swimsuit Edition this February, including Nina Agdal, who you know we thought should have been the cover girl, partially because we predicted she would be, and partially because she's just so effin' good looking, Kate Upton, blonde bombshell and hard to say not deserving of another cover, Anne Vyalitsyna, ridiculously sextastic Russian girl toy, and a gaggle of other of our favorite ladies of the two-piece modeling mode.

All in Sin City to promote the magazine that SI really really wants you to buy this year. Hey, they did bring the hot ladies to the party. Something to be said for that, even if they're not really sharing. Enjoy.

You can see all of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition photos currently available on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit official webpage.

Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures Hot Enough to Make Your Volleyballs Burst

By Bill Swift | February 11, 2013 @ 9:59 am

Nina Agdal Plays Volleyball in a Bikini on Miami Beach

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I'm just about done with adjectives, superlatives, and lascivious compliments. Nina Agdal is so effin' hot, it's almost out of control. We can not look at her bikini photos around here without a collective 'damn!' ringing out from every mouth in this office, including the ladies who must give it up to this Danish princess. We've been looking at these Nina Agdal bikini photos from this weekend's celebrity model beach volleyball tournament in Miami and our eyeballs are getting dry.

And while it looks like Nina got runner-up status in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, there's absolutely no reason I will listen to why this Nordic hottie not be in your Top 10 List of Women You'd Most Like to Roll With Between the Sheets. Simply outstanding from the frontside, and that bikini bottom booty, I'm not ashamed to say it made me weep like a girl child. Enjoy.

And for those of you (like me) who can't possibly get enough of Nina Agdal, in (or out of) a bikini, check out her new Aerie swimsuit pictorial for February. Nina Agdal is most simply put, en fuego.

Nina Agdal Bikini Photoshoot for Aerie February 2013

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Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures Deemed To Risque For U.S. Television!

By Bill Swift | February 5, 2013 @ 11:36 am

Nina Agdal Hot Bikini Scenes for Carl's Jr. and Hardee's

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Well, let's be clear, my grandmother's bare arm could be deemed to risque for U.S. television. We are pretty much, no, very much, the most Puritanical society in the Western World when it comes to control over images in the media. Why so many people in this country fear the bare human body, most notably, the incredibly passion-inducing female form, well, I know it exists, I just don't get it. But, where there is darkness, there is also Egotastic!

In this case, we are shining the beacon of uncensored hotness upon some smoking photos of Danish delight, Nina Agdal, in some scenes shot for the Carl's Jr. Super Bowl commercial deemed too racy to air in the U.S. Now, I don't know or care why or who made such a silly decision, but I do care about sharing them with all of you, because only through pure sextastic, can we find true enlightenment. And Nina Agdal wicked hot barely there bikini photos, that is pure sextastic.

(P.S. We briefly had the Nina Agdal bikini test shots from her hotel room taken before this commercial was shot. Sadly, the burger folks asked kindly that we remove them. They only added to the myth that is the fast rising star of Nina Agdal.)

Nina Agdal Hotel Room Camel Toe Pushes Cod for Carl’s Jr. at The Super Bowl

By Bill Swift | February 1, 2013 @ 9:05 am

Editor's note: some or all of the media previously associated with this post has been modified or removed pursuant to request from Carl's Jr.

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I'm not sure about the relationship between Danish delight Nina Agdal and cod, maybe it's her Scandanavian heritage, her flashing camel toe, or maybe it's just the fact that she's so damn hot that Carl's Jr./Hardees picked her to be the feature sextastic body in their big dollar Super Bowl ad this weekend to launch their Charbroiled Atlantic Cod-Fish Sandwich (and, cod is a fish, they tell you right in the name!)

But, before you go and film your expensive commercial certain to bring awkward wood to tens of millions of dudes at Super Bowl parties this weekend, you've got to do a few test shots in a hotel room. And those are simply the best. Enjoy.