Nina Agdal

Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching? (VIDEO)

The question I get asked most frequently is ‘Is there anything I should know about before we search you?’ The second is, ‘Hey, Bill, what are you watching online right now?’. Well, as you know, my work and my personal obsession over which I have no control remains sextastic celebrity females. I figured I’d answer the questions merely by showing  you the last three vids I watched, all of them definitely must-sees, unless you’re a doctor about to cure cancer or know how to beat Kentucky in basketball, you’ve got the time.

Sharing means caring. So care a little bit about Victoria Justice crazy hot and braless sideboob, Nina Agdal pimping two pieces of barely there goodness, and Sylvie Meis and her Dutch girlfriends pushing her Hunkemoller lingerie panties and bras and garters. Hey, you asked what I was watching. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Booty Boobtastic Heaven In Lingerie

Nina Agdal in lingerie? Yes please. Oh to live in a world where that option comes on the menu of the Denny’s I frequent when I have a hankering for fine dining. In this case, it’s our Danish Delight and discovered princess of hot bodily passion Nina in bra and panties for Leonisa lingerie. Never forget your roots. For Nina, this was just looking like one million and one half kroner in lingerie, exploding onto the world stage by sheer force of the raw sextastic, which many of the organic types prefer to the process sextastic which is available in most stores.

Nina Agdal and that tingle inducing pleasure palace she calls her perfect body were probably always destined for greatness. The cream rises to the top, both in the purveyor and the ogler of such fineries. I’m just ever so thankful that it happened so fast and so furious, so that we might visually come along for the ride. Just imagine the thousands of images of Nina we’ve reveled in these past few years. Like she knows it’s your birthday but forgot to send you an iTunes card so you’ll have to settle for a picture of her booty in panties. You are more than forgiven. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Leonisa

Red Hot Lingerie on Even Hotter Bodies, a Tribute to St. Valentine’s from St. Egotastic!

Well, it’s finally arrived. Valentine’s Day. It’s here tomorrow. And as much as I warned and begged and pleaded and got down on my hands and knees and told you not to buy your Valentine’s lingerie, I know some of you still did not heed my warning. Which is fine. My advice has proven to be mediocre at best through the years.

But for those of you who strictly follow the Egotastic! code of conduct, it’s time to be rewarded with a look at some of our favorite sextastic celebrities in red lingerie. A typically complex theme I came up with in my basement laboratory, a bit of visual wonderment to fit the season, and to remind us all, that little bits of silk and lace are often best left to the professionals. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Egotastic Archives

Nina Agdal Shows Off Amazing Booty In Bikinis

The always lovely and boobtastically boobtacular Nina Agdal was looking hot as F in this photoshoot for a bikini line. Nina tried on several different provocative bikinis all with one thing in common: they made her gargantuan sweater hams look amazing. Just look at all the sideboob. It’s like sideboob paradise. And oh, the cleavage. Nina has some of my favorite hooters of any model out there and I should know because it’s my job to look at women’s boobies all day. They are just the perfect amount of big. I bet they look fabulous bouncing up and down when she’s running on the beach. In slow motion, of course.

What can I say? I grew up on Baywatch. All I know is that Nina can sure wear a bikini well. A little too well.

Photo Credit: Luli Fama Swimwear

Ana Braga String Bikini Goodness Meets Up with Nina Agdal Gym Tights and I Basically Melt

When Ana Braga is showing off on the beach in Miami in her thong and Nina Agdal rolls up to say hello, well, you’re having a good day. We are indeed.

There I was, minding my own business with my telescope trained ever so innocently on the fairest, blondest, Brazilian curvy bikini model ever when along comes Danish Delight Nina Agdal in her gym pants from a spinning class demonstration. Um, yes, this stuff happens in real life as well as the dreams you have at 3am when you just know you’re smiling in your sleep. For me, it was like witnessing the bread ends of my ultimate sandwich. Slather me in mustard and make your filling, ladies. I’m prepared for total consumption. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Nina Agdal Bikini Picture Epic Hotness for Beach Bunny

Danish Delight Nina Agdal might just be my favorite carbon based life form on this planet. And that includes beer, which is most definitely carbon based, and if you drink enough of it, quite lively. She’s just so perfectly put together, as if angels came down from heaven and said let’s make something that will literally make men turn to jelly. And out popped Nina Agdal. And the world was never quite the same.

As you know, the entire genius of marketing bikini and swimwear lines rests entirely on one decision, securing an uber-sextastic hot bodied crazy alluring lady like Nina Agdal to wear your line in promotional shoots. That’s it. I’m sure there’s some smaller details like the 5 P’s and 10 C’s or what ever you crazy kids are going into debt at college to learn, but it’s really just about saying look how damn amazing our bikinis look on Nina Agdal, they will on you too. That last part is called the fudge, in street parlance. But it works. Now where’s my Marketing Executive of the Year award? My 10 and Under bowling trophy is getting lonely on the mantle. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Beach Bunny

Nina Agdal Lingerie Awesomeness And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Nina Agdal shows off her ample boobage in these lingerie pics. (Drunken Stepfather)

Kim Kardashian in a fur bikini. That is all. (WWTDD)

Shahs of Sunset star Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi has some big ol’ funbags, y’all. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus wears a red bikini with boy toy Patrick Schwarzenegger. (Huffington Post)

Community star Gillian Jacobs is super leggy. (Popoholic)

Demi Lovato has a panty flash coming out of a car. (The Superficial)

Charlotte McKinney‘s hot body and Carl’s Junior is a match made in my pants. (COED)