Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal Wicked Hot Beach Bikini Bunny of My Dreams

It's unclear whether these are functional bikinis for swimming and splashing, or more lingerie type items designed for Nina Agdal to remind some incredibly lucky bastard that he hit the girlfriend jackpot as he watches her slink around the room in these shiny little two piece numbers from Beach Bunny.

Nina Agdal wouldn't be allowed to wear any clothing if she were my gal, you know, slash Danish indentured servant whose passport mysteriously went missing along with all her cell phones and texting devices. She just looks so damn stellar fine in tiny little bits of bras and panties and thongs and other little bits of material fortunate to be rubbing up against Nina's lady parts. Oh, to come back as a bikini wedged into Nina Agdal's waxed areas. That is the reincarnation dream. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Super Hot in Black and White and Her Calvins

The thought of Nina Agdal laying across any number of the bearskin rugs I keep in my home in just her Calvins is enough to make me forget about Marky Mark and how creepy I've always found Calvin Klein. In fact, it's enough to make me forget my first name and just smile broadly from the happy tingles coursing from head to toe and circling back to the bobos.

In this William Lords pictorial in black and white, Nina shows she is a sextastic super model force to be reckoned with. She's got it all working. The hair, the body, the eyes, the looks, the intangible allure thing right through the roof. If I were thirteen again, I'd probably have this lead photo buried somewhere underneath my bed for evening hours perusal. But I'm not thirteen anymore so I think I'll stick it right on the wall. Score one for adulthood. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal So Damn Hot in Bras and Panties (Get Yourself an Ice Bucket)

Danish Delight Nina Agdal may be conquering the world, but she's not forsaking her hottie roots as one of the world's preeminent lingerie models. Thus came forth Nina and so shall she continue to dominate with her stellar body and come hither looks in photoshoots such as this pictorial for Leonisa Lingerie. Red, black, white, yellow, it matters now when little bits of lace and satin are barely covering Nina's funner parts. Oh, to come back in my next life as Nina's personal lingerie collection. I would just need a little tiny mouth to scream.

Nina Agdal has come so far in the past three years, it's almost hard to imagine. But nothing shall ever match the hardness per se of seeing Nina doing what she does best, making a thong and a bra look like absolutely heaven. Nina, may you never wane. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis for Mambo, I Feel Snake Bit In My Sensitive Areas

Go figure. Danish Delight Nina Agdal looks outright amazing in yet another bikini line pimping catalog shoot. Almost as if she was born to look stellar in tiny two pieces and convince millions of women they can achieve the same look for a cool fifty bucks or so.

The theme of this shoot seems to be totally darn happy. And why wouldn't you be super happy if you looked like Nina Agdal in a bikini, or got the chance to leer at her in a bikini. She's like walking sunshine. If you really wanted to give sunshine a tongue bath. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Fun Time in Vegas Pool Pimping

Danish Delight Nina Agdal was the toast of the pool, hosting some function or other at the Wynn Resorts in Las Vegas by looking all sextastic and colorful and smiley for the cameras. And why not be smiling when you're as ridiculously hot as Nina and everybody is staring at your sweet female form like you're a goddess descended from Mt. Lust.

I guess sometimes the attention becomes overwhelming, but better than everybody stares at you with passion in their pants than because you look like death warmed over. I get that a lot from people. Far better to be stunningly hot with perfect funbags and a booty that could cause champagne corks to pop all on their own. Nina, you are the bee's knees. I would gladly pay one million dollars per beverage to hang by the pool with you. But I think I'll have an ice water. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Hot Pimping Bebe

You could do worser than picking Danish delight Nina Agdal to wear your showy women's clothing line. I've never paid more than eleven dollars (plus tax, which is another eleven dollars here in Los Angeles) for any single piece of clothing, but I like to think I know upscale fashions. And if I'm paying ten times my usual, I want to look like Nina Agdal. Well, if I were a woman. As a man I just want to be with her and I'd gladly pay whatever it costs in ripped and torn clothes damage as I express my Agda inspired passions.

Nina's latest gig is pimping for Bebe. Since she once flashed her udderly magnificent funbags while shooting for Bebe, they hold a special place in my heart. I think I can afford one shoe from that place. I'd use the heel to pull back Nina's tops just a bit more. I am the Macgyver of celebrity skin. And the skin on Nina, oh, boy, ever so nice. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikinis on Miami Beach

Danish professional hot person Nina Agdal took some much needed r&r by laying around in an absurdly small bikini in Miami Beach. The top is like two tiny triangles of fabric that barely cover her nips. Her mighty fjords are hanging mostly out allowing us a delightful view of her ta-tas. There is sideboob and cleavage galore. Nina's got a pretty nice rack. They aren't monstrous King Kong melon boobs but they aren't tiny little flea bites either. The bottom of the bikini shows off the ridiculous cut of her hips as it, again, barely covers up the naughty bits. We write about Nina a lot on Egotastic not only because she is hot but because she knows how to wear a bikini. I guess that's why they pay her the big bucks to model them. I wonder at what point in her life she said, "I'm going to lay around in bikinis professionally?"

The answer is probably when she was just a wee Danish hottie. You recognize the talent of prodigies like her and Mozart when they are very young.