Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk Double Down Bikini Time for Beach Bunny

Talk about two champions of the hot body world coming together in an epic sandwich of bikini pimping. Nina Agdal (above) an her body that everybody wants to either sell or to, you know, do other things with. And Irina Shayk, world class sultry babe...

...both working overtime with bodies that won't quit, can't quit, and simply won't ever be fired to push the Beach Bunny swimwear line. I suppose the idea is that you buy a Beach Bunny suit and you will look like either Irina or Nina. I wonder if you get your pick or just have to leave that magical effect up to Mother Nature. Either way, you can't really go wrong. This is similar to how when I don a Speedo, I look like Michael Phelps, on the inside stoner side mostly I guess. Marketing geniuses at Beach Bunny score another round. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Beachy Keen Bikini Photoshoots Rolling Right Along

Nina Agdal isn't just for the men anymore. Oh, no, the Danish Delight is now moving into the lucrative sector of women's magazines and fashion shoots, meaning that she's not only now arrived, she's now getting paid something close to my paychecks, with a couple more zeroes. It couldn't have happened to a hotter woman.

Nina may look rather tame in this photoshoot for Accessorize, which by its name alone you know is not for the male gender, but even the ladies safe visuals can't keep a sextastic woman from shining through, with Nina looking every bit the hot vacation girl of your dreams, well, mine first, then yours. She really is a beauty. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Candidly Bikini Hot Around the Office

Hey, you there. No, not you, that guy next to you. Yeah, you. The guy who always says so many of these models only look wicked hot because of all the lighting and makeup and post-production and et ceteras. Which, by the way, is still a skill and a half. But the pure beauties, like Danish Delight Nina Agdal, need no fancy enhancements. Just the snap of a camera and a bikini barely containing their perfectly Mother Nature made body and off you go to happy visual land. The wonderments these candids from Nina's model management company do reveal.

Nina Agdal is a classic natural beauty and I will fight anyone under 5'7 and 150 lbs. who says otherwise. Women and children included, naturally. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Is Bikini Pimping the Cod Once More

Nobody is happier than I for the meteoric rise to success of Danish Delight Nina Agdal. Okay, maybe the lucky bastard who gets to hang out with her nekkid in the hot tub is happier than I, but I'm pleased in a platonic friends but then we get drunk and accidentally sleep together kind of way. Nina Agdal and her glorious female form deserve everything they get.

Last year Nina got tapped to lend her sextastic visuals to Carl's Jr. pimping their new fish sandwich. It's cod, don't you know. That commercial nearly killed us in our gills, and, now, a second different fish-pimping commercial has been released and, I'm feeling like a very horny fisherman. I mean, not so horny that the guys down in the engine room be nervous, but just enough so that I might need the Gorton's Fisherman slickers to keep me from being arrested for public indecency. Oh, Nina, someday you will kiss me on the cheek and I will die and go to Egotastic! heaven. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal, Emily Ratajkowski, Samantha Hoopes Playing Volleyball in Tiny Shorts? Yep, I’d Watch That

Many of the models from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition took to the beach in Miami for some kind of promotion beach volleyball event. They seemed to be promoting wicked fine hottie bottoms and many many prurient dreams as girls like Samantha Hoopes, Emily Ratajkowski, and Nina Agdal bumped, set, and spiked their way right into every man's libidos.

Sports Illustrated sure isn't skimping on the publicity tour for this Swimsuit Edition. Thankfully, the girls are skimping on the material in their wardrobes. Ever so hot. I wish I could get in this game. Enjoy.

Congratulations to Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen for Headlining the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

You know we predicted Nina Agdal and her meteoric rise the minute she stepped foot out of Denmark, so we couldn't be more pleased two years later to see her covering the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Along with wicked hot Lily Aldridge and one of our long time favorite model hotties, Chrissy Teigen.

There will always be some controversy as to these decisions naturally, but I'd say SI did a nice job in picking a photo of three ridiculously hot women without their tops on, not to mention bottoms to die for. You could do worse, it's hard to imagine much better.

Congratulations to Nina, Lily, and Chrissy. There's no denying this is the big time. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Bikini Hotness, Coco Backside Banging, Francia Raisa Booty Working Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

May you live in interesting times. Or, at least times when social media is thriving and even the hot girls have to fight for your digital eyeball attention. The result of this modern landscape has been nothing less than thrilling. Oh, sure, someday our grandkids will tells us how lame our technology environment was, but we'll know, in fact, this was the best of times for the ogling community.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Danish Delight Nina Agdal and her killer bikini body, Coco squatting her assets, Paris Hilton showing off deep cleavage, Kaili Thorne demanding your attention, Francia Raisa working on rounding out her booty, Jennifer Lopez cleavy down her top, Nicki Minaj see-through goodness, Crystal Hefner showing off one fine female form, and much much more. You owe it to the beautiful ice dancing couple whatever their names are to check out each and every one of these exceptional social media shared pics. Enjoy.