Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal So Effin’ Hot for Sauvage Swimwear; My Pool Runneth Over

Danish delights switch to overload, thermometer is about to blow through the roof on this Nina Agdal visual, as the supremely sextastic young model works her bodily magic for Sauvage swimwear in a catalog photoshoot that can only be described as 'internally painful, please, let me have some more'.

As much as we are generally against the new theme of more ornate bikinis and monokinis for women this year, well, hell, it doesn't really matter with somebody as wickedly hot as Nina Agdal. She could be wearing a burqa and we'd imagine peeling away her woolen garments to reveal her treats below; thrown in a still skimpy simwsuit, a tan, the sun, the water, and, oh, my, raise periscope. Just so damn hot! Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Sexy Simple and Significantly Fantasy Inducing for Aerie Swimwear

When it comes to Nina Agdal, she could be wearing the bloody skulls of her defeated enemies and we would find her still super smoking desirable. The young Danish delight just has the knack of looking sextastic in any and all forms and wardrobes, though especially more amazing when stripped down to lingerie or bikinis, as in this new catalog photoshoot for Aerie 2013.

You know we don't like to play favorites here at Egotastic!, but between you and me and our naughty calendar covered lampost, we'd be inclined to whisper into Nina's ear that she was one of our faves, that is if security ever let us close enough to the ridiculously hot model to allow us to whisper.

Next step for Nina, some skin revealing all-overs. We'd like to die happy. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures Hot Enough to Roast Your Chestnuts

And we're not talking open fire here, we're talking flames of insane lust at the sight of our Danish delight, our absolute lock pick for worldwide hotness recognition, Nina Agdal, promoting the ever-loving heck out of Yeni Inci lingerie line. And do so with great aplomb, or, with her plums, or, really both.

Now, to say that we've needed plastic sheeting on our carpets since the day we first laid eyes on Nina Agdal, well, that is an understatement of dry cleaning proportions (and, trust me when I say that walking into a dry cleaners with a throw rug over your shoulder with a 'Lewinsky' problem is not easy to do with a straight face). We just think Nina is the bomb. The sexy bomb. And you know what bombs do. Somebody call the cleaners. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures Will Haunt Your Horny Soul

Oh, our little Danish treat is back with more high-powered, cleave-powered lingerie pictures, this time for Leonisa lingerie. Nina Agdal, we salute you with the one hand that is not currently south protecting our humility.

As you know, we were the very first persons in this known universe, scientifically documented, to declare that Nina Agdal would be on the tips of the minds of most every man in this world someday soon, way back when, and we're getting ever closer to our first ever correct prediction. And while we'd love to take credit for some outlandish prognostication, just look at Nina modeling bras for Leonisa and you can see that our science consisted of 'Dang, that girl is effin' hot, wait til people get to see her.'

Hey, it's not who invented shit first that counts, it's all about who was first to grab the credit. And we'll take credit for Nina Agdal, the kind of credit where hopefully she someday comes to thank us in person with no clothes on. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Puts Her Body Front in Center (in Way Too Many Clothes)

We've predicted big success for Nina Agdal since uncovering the Danish beauty early last year. How do we know when a celebrity is moving into seriously sextastic territory? Well, the clothing test. When we still stop and stare at a female form fully clothed, we know there's something powerful going on.

In her Body Central photoshoot, the ridiculously hot Agdal makes even wardrobe sexy, or sexy enough that we'd be willing to spend some solid time trying to work Nina out of them. And, that would be amazing. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Lingerie Pictures So Hot They Will Melt Your Mind

We continue to believe that Nina Agdal will be on the cover of tons of magazines, the highlight of world popular photoshoots, and the spankable vision in the minds of most boys 12-82 coming very soon, as it were. The ridiculously hot Danish delight continues to show why her modeling paychecks are doubling and quadrupling, in her latest mini-pictorial for Aerie Lingerie, wherein Nina just lets the body do the talking even as she's pimping little bits of clothes.

Nina's body is almost unreal, but so are the quite perverse thoughts we have about her, a love seat, and a bottle of Heinz cocktail sauce, so it all evens out. Just so wicked hot. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Sexy Top Dog in Lovecat Magazine

Granted, we dub a lot of girls on Egotastic! the new 'It' girl, in some far-fetched, shallow, and highly unlikely attempt to get them into bed. Zero for eternity so far if you're keeping score on that futile effort.

But Nina Agdal, we have dubbed a rising star since the moment we first met her. The Danish delight is just one of those lingerie and swimsuit models destined for glory. Thankfully, SI agreed with us, as have so many other publications now featuring the ridiculously sextastic hot bodied Nina, including Lovecat Magazine which features her an absolutely must-see pictorial. And, by must-see, we mean, see it a couple times, we take for granted the first view, because how any man could pass up a leer at the amazing Agdal. Enjoy.

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