Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey’s Big Cleavage Has a Big Girl Birthday

Well, Happy Birthday to Mariah Carey, who is either 44 or 45 today, depending on who you believe. Also, technically, her sweet and famous chest puppies may or may not be identical to her actual birthdate. Still, why not celebrate Mariah's spectacular sextaculars on her birthday with a peek at a whole bunch our favorite funbag photos of Mariah.

Mariah has definitely brought much joy into our lives through the years, today, let's blow a bit on her candles. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Busted Out Her Bad Girls for Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting

We'd be remiss if we completely overlooked the bodacious veteran hottie bust show Mariah Carey put on the other night at the tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center. Much like the traditional of the Christmas Tree itself, each year an entertainer is obliged to show up and turn Christmas into a boobtastic spectacular. And thankfully so.

This is Mariah's second year in a row and she went deep deep into her cleavage bag of tricks to make all the nice kids feel a bit naughty. I know my two lumps of coal were tingling. Gold, frankenincense, and Mariah. Still the best Christmas presents to this very day. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Boobtastic Flashing at Hot Jersey Summer Jam

Of course, nothing in this world is hotter than a pop music radio station Hot Summer Jam. It's hotter than the sun if you listen to the promos. While the radio deejay hype may be a bit much, we have never been able to get enough of the Mariah Carey cleavage flashes she's been famous for through the years.

While the Mariah body has to be a bit more carefully packaged these days, the girl can still most definitely bring out her girls for special events, such at the Hot 97 Summer Jam in Jersey, where the diva gave a healthy dose of her cans to the heavily teen audience. Why buy 'em if you're not going to flaunt 'em? Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Mariah Carey Boobs

Technically, we don't know if it's the birthday of the Mariah Carey fun time fully loaded funbags or not, but it is her birthday, as the pop diva turns 43 years young today. It really has been 20 years since Mariah skyrocketed her career through a combination of talent, good looks, and making the sexy with a big music industry executive. I wish I had any of those going for me.

But Mariah turned it into gold and on her birthday, we celebrate her, and her amazing rack. Because this really is a birthday tribute mostly just for us. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Brings Out the Big Guns for American Idol Finalist Party

Granted, this is the seventeenth Finalist Party of the current American Idol season. I don't watch the show, because I like girls and football, but it does seem they have a blowout confetti after party pretty much now every single week to celebrate some culling of the amateur pop star singing herd.

And that was the only excuse Mariah Carey needed to bring out her twins for cleavetastic display at the after-party. Combine those with a strong-ass pair of Spanx and a tight dress and you have the makings of a now 40-something diva who is still very much stacked and intact. You go, girl, as the kids like to say that I like to punch in the abdomen. Mariah Carey, still working it. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Wishes You A Titty Christmas This Yuletide

Well, somebody's gotta light up your Christmas tree. In my house, it was always neighbor Carl to whom my dad owed gambling money so Carl would come over and light the tree, then threaten my dad, and slap my mom on the ass. It was sort of like the ceremonial start to the holiday season around our hearth. Ah, Christmas.

Don't you know, Rockefeller Center goes a little deeper into their wallets for the official lighting of their big-arse Norwegian Spruce. They brought into the curvaceous Mariah Carey to kick off the seasonal tidings with some music and a rather gift-worthy exhibition of her twin fruitcakes. I mean, that was some serious cleavage for a family gathering. And, in that same way, it almost makes family gatherings worthwhile.

This Christmas, we salute Mariah Carey's bulging breasts. We'd be scared not to. Enjoy.

Mariah Carey Camel Toe Inspired Many A Vienna Sausage During Austrian Concert

Oh, Mariah Carey. You do slay us.

The Jenny Craiger was in Europe renewing vows with her Nickelodeon young husband this past weekend and made a stop in Austria for a concert performance in the Alps to show off her new, slimmer momma figure in her red stretch tight pants, flashing all kinds of camel toe to a crowd of mountain folk who stood and gaped them own selves. 

We've always had a thing for Mariah, even the fatter Mariah was kind of hot, but now, all back into her sausage casing outfits and flashing her lips on stage, well, we have a new appreciation for the new mom. Enjoy.