Mariah Carey's talent was in full effect at the 2014 World Music Awards. Yes, her voice but I'm talking about her legendary funbags. To say that there was spectacular cleavage action going on is a bit of and understatement. Her ta-tas were in almost full view. Her glorious boob valley is more breathtaking than the Grand Canyon and I didn't even have to leave my couch. I've always been a fan of Mariah's jugs. Since back in the day in her Honey video. You remember that? How many women performers can honestly say that they still look this good twenty years later? Not without some major plastic surgery. But Mariah still looks natural. I also love the fact that Mariah rarely isn't showing deep cleavage. I'm sure it helps keep her lungs in top singing condition, right?
I'm going to watch the full performance online after I'm done with this post. I may revisit some of her old videos as well and relive some of my high school fantasies.
Mariah Carey Doesn’t Need a Reason to Show Off Her Big Old Mama Bears
Okay, so maybe there was a reason this time. A red carpet strut for the Fresh Air Fund in New York City. Who doesn't support fresh air? Or Mariah Carey and her big ole knockers supporting fresh air? The 40-something diva has been making a new-new-new name for herself again bringing her massive mama mamms around toe important and well-photographed social gatherings. I suppose it's a couple Egotastic! levels up from those celebrities who just roll up in their Ferraris and expect to be noticed. I can look at Ferraris any time I like (at least pictures of, my crowd usually has old model domestic sedans). I'll take Mariah's twin turbo funbags any day as far as 'look at me' entrances go.
Mariah, you're not getting older, you're just getting more central to so many of my adult nursing relationship dreams. Cute dress. Enjoy.
MARIAH CAREY LOVES A LITTLE HOT BODY SHOW OFF COSPLAY