Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Booty, Haley King Chesty Goodness, Aubrey O’Day’s Crack Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The world was literally shocked this week by the revelation of Kendall Jenner and her first, but most decidedly not last, boob-baring social media candid since turning eighteen. Consider the bar to be just a notch higher on selfies than they were a week ago. For that same reason, we're honoring Kendall's backside candidly shot during the same photoshoot and naturally posted to Instagram as our lead image in the weekly Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

Joining barely legal Kendall booty in this week's Roundup are Aubrey O'Day flashing her bare buttockal crack, Ireland Baldwin beach bikini shots, Jessica Lowndes crazy hot body in a two-piece, Lindsay Lohan flashing a bit of the sideboob, Arianny Celeste crazy hot bikini body, Haley King at home with her deliciously large knockers, and much much more. You owe it to the 45 million turkeys being beheaded and gutted at this very moment to feed your psychotic need for tryptophan to check out each and every one of these smoking hot socially shared candid photos. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Nipples on Instagram…. And So It Begins

You'll have to click through to the story to see the see-through top photo. Even though Kendall Jenner is now an adult by law, and an adult by Kardashian standards for more than five years, I figured for her first nipple peek we'd leave it off the homepage. You know, in case her high school classmates are watching, Just kidding, obviously.

I will say this about Kendall Jenner, she photographs extremely well. She's tall, she's lean, and if this first photo is any indication of her new found barely legal professional status, she's going to well surpass her sisters in terms of legit magazine modeling by a factor of ten thousand million infinity something. Enjoy.

(Thanks to a bunch of you who emailed, Tweeted, and alerted us to Kendall's first masterpiece.)

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bare-Midriff Busty Shopping and Pimping Weekend

The Jenner girls don't need no schooling. Not when the world needs teen girls baring midriff and showing off to go shopping or hit the malls on paid work order to keep the consumer pump priming this economy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner had a busy weekend searching for just the right outfits for whatever it is they do to spend their days, but definitely includes pimping their PacSun clothing line, High School Dropout Hotties:

Anybody who says these social media and TV darlings aren't working hard are just kidding themselves. There was barely time for cocktails and pedicures this weekend! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and Older Sisters in Revealing Dresses for Family Show Time at the Beach

Now, we normally don't share social media pictures until our big roundup on Thursdays. But these simply could not wait. Not when puppet master Kris Jenner takes her girls and some very showy cut designer dresses to the beach for family showoff for the cameras time. This may be right, this may be oh so wrong, but this is definitely happening. It's like the Christmas shopping season. You can dread it every year, but it's still coming.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were in dresses so revealing that Puritans from the 17th century nearly resurrected to cover them in scarlet letters. I suppose that was part of the Kris Jenner plan. Along with highlighting Kim Kardashian and her post-baby figure, Khloe Kardashian and her, well, body thing. Surprisingly, it seems that Kourtney Kardashian was missing from the shoot. Or maybe not so surprisingly as she's always been called the smart one in the family. Enjoy.

Happy 18th Birthday Kendall Jenner (You Have Arrived)

Granted, the whole eighteen and barely legal milestone has been rendered moot by the likes of a Kardashian Klan that started pimping their daughter Kendall Jenner out by age twelve for the E! channel cameras. You can't put the Drew Barrymore kid-booze back in the bottle as it were. Kendall experienced more life by the time she dropped out of high school a couple years ago than most people do before they're thirty. And since then, well, damn, she's hardly a young soul, though perhaps measured against her older variety experienced half sisters, she's still a naif.

Nevertheless, on Sunday Kendall reaches the age of majority in California. Technically, this means her mom can start booking her for nekkid photoshoots, sex tapes, weekends with wealth foreign strangers, the entire Kardashian sales menu. I'm not expecting any of this to happen suddenly, but, eventually. I feel quite certain. For now, we wish Kendall a happy 18th birthday with a look back on some of her already impressive book of visual business. Happy Birthday, Kendall.

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner FroYo Run For a Chesty Public Scene

The Jenner girls have made picking up Pinkberry part of their regular routine. I'm not sure they actually eat it at all, but you've got to find things to fill your day when your friends are at school. Even in the middle of the day, Kylie Jenner and Kendal Jenner can't escape the constant media attention they so desperately seek and abhor simultaneously. If I could give a small piece of advice to Kylie, and I know she has something her older sister Kendall doesn't, but tight tops will hardly keep the attention away from you. I once heard a nun tell that to a girl in school so I know it's probably true.

The Jenner sisters are growing up, not necessarily becoming educated or socially well adjusted to the real world, but growing up nonetheless. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Continue Their Hot Leaking from Agua Bendita

We saw some of this promotional bikini photo set from Kendall Jenner before, but here's more of the almost almost barely legal Kendall Jenner doing what she does best nowadays, being the body model pimping tiny little outfits or swimsuits.

Like the colorful two piece assortments from Agua Bendita. Kendall may still be a not so innocent teen, but her professional talents are steadily rising. When she turns eighteen next month, it's quite possible I'll have a bit more to say on this topic. For now, Kendall Jenner bikini pics, it's all good. Enjoy.

BREAKING: Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner caught drinking drunk outside a bar in Hollywood.