Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Booty Cheeks In Shorts at the Coachella Festival

Kendall Jenner shows off her booty in short cut-offs at the Coachella music festival. Kendall is attending the outdoor music fest along with a lot of other celebrities. What this outfit shows is that the best part of these outdoor music festivals isn't the music, it's the scantily clad outfits that the ladies wear. This is a truth that goes back to the days of Woodstock. Kendall is a particularly hot girl with a variation on the famous Kardashian/Jenner booty. She puts the cut in cutt-offs with these shorts. They show just the right bit of butt cheek peaking out of the bottom. Much more and it would be indecent. If it was longer it would just be a pair of boring old jean shorts. This is the genius of Kendall Jenner. For a young girl she understands what sexy is and what it is not. That's a rare thing in today's youth. My hope is that young girls will take a page from her fashion playbook and practice proper butt cheek implementation.

It kind of makes me wish that I was at Coachella so I could behold this sight in person. Maybe next year.

Kendall Jenner Booty and Camel Toe Delights in Blessed Stretch Pants Leaving the Gym

Whoa. I feel like this is something of an egg we've sat on for years waiting to hatch and now it's finally cracking. Not that Kendall Jenner and her barely legal Kardashian framed visuals haven't been on mature display for some time. But that's been paid work. Now it's candids. And now it's one sweet workout booty and thanks to the blessed gift of stretch pants, some Kendall Jenner camel toe.

I think this might be the first sighting of such. This must be how one of those European explorers felt when they traveled on a boat named something and found something far away. I must admit, I didn't pay much attention in history class, so you fill in the blanks. As for me, I'd prefer to discover the mysteries of the sextastic female body, including now grown up model and hot commodity, Kendall Jenner, showing off her fun bits all sweaty and workout like. She's a keeper. I love a good camel toe in the morning! Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Hit the Club for Diddy’s Kids Birthday

I remember when I turned sixteen and my dad through me a killer celebrity-filled party at the city's hottest nightclub. No, wait, that was Sean Combs kid over the weekend. I got a punch in the shoulder and told I could come back and visit on Christmas if I brought booze. Similar in a way, although I didn't get world class high school dropout models Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner coming to my soiree.

The two teen modeling sisters along with half-sister Khloe who somehow didn't find her way into these photos hit the hot club for the rapper kids big sweet sixteen. What the girls lacked in raw skin show they made up for in black leather and pure young model angst and indifference. The Jenner girls are growing up so fast. Thankfully we've been documenting it carefully for posterity. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Tall and Lean and Long and Hiding in Woodland Hills

I guess Kendall Jenner is back from her school, err, work, trip to Thailand and in need of a haircut, naturally. So she hit the salon in Woodland Hills with her tall and lean and un-Kardashian like body flaunted in a bare midriff top and tight trousers as the Brits would say. I know the Kardashian gals expect to only get the cameras on them when they want them, not necessarily at all times, but Kendall is becoming harder and harder to miss and she better get used to her popularity and faptastic class citizenship. It's not going anywhere so long as the family keeps wanting to fill the piggy bank. No, not Khloe. That's mean.

Kendall Jenenr, you are all grown up. It's play time. Did you hear that? I just blew the whistle. Let's make this happen. Enjoy.

The Jenner Girls in Bikinis, Adrienne Curry Bikini, and Hilaria Baldwin Suggestive Yoga Poses Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Nobody was going to beat the Kardashians and Jenners this week in terms of sheer bikini social media sharing. Filming their insipid TV show at a $150K a week luxury vacation rental in Thailand, that merch pimping family was not going to share nearly every single moment of their girls gone wild for cable dollars overseas adventure. Hey, they kind of own the social side of the Internet, like it or not. When they go full scale photo war, it consumes almost all matter in the universe.

Besides, Khloe Kardashian, Leah Jenner (Brody's wife), Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner showing off, this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Hilaria Baldwin showing off her flexible goodies, Adrienne Curry flexing her bikini muscles, Kaili Thorne serious side boobage, Nina Agdal looking mighty sexy, Chantal Jeffries showing off her funbags, Lady Gaga flashing cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every jerkwad who was still trying to pull April Fool's jokes at 6pm on the 1st to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media share. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Is Growing Up Nicely in Tank Tops

Kendall Jenner is not a girl, not yet a woman, or something like that. She's barely legal, a professional runway model, and who can even remember how long ago she dropped out of school. She's an independent young woman now, about town in her tight tank tops, climbing in and out of Lamborghinis with her Starbucks. It's like the Mary Tyler Moore story, only with the Starbucks and the Lamborghinis and a much nicer body for tight clothes. Sorry, Mary.

It's only a matter of time before Kendall takes it to a new level of racy. I'm hoping it's candid, albeit her programmed and promoted life may make that difficult. Beggars can't be choosers. I'm begging for a little more naughty Kendall. She's growing up nicely. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Hot Pimping Shoes at Nordstrom’s

All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn't even know that was an option or I wouldn't have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would've been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.

Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom's launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It's the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.