Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Tall and Lean and Long and Hiding in Woodland Hills

I guess Kendall Jenner is back from her school, err, work, trip to Thailand and in need of a haircut, naturally. So she hit the salon in Woodland Hills with her tall and lean and un-Kardashian like body flaunted in a bare midriff top and tight trousers as the Brits would say. I know the Kardashian gals expect to only get the cameras on them when they want them, not necessarily at all times, but Kendall is becoming harder and harder to miss and she better get used to her popularity and faptastic class citizenship. It's not going anywhere so long as the family keeps wanting to fill the piggy bank. No, not Khloe. That's mean.

Kendall Jenenr, you are all grown up. It's play time. Did you hear that? I just blew the whistle. Let's make this happen. Enjoy.

The Jenner Girls in Bikinis, Adrienne Curry Bikini, and Hilaria Baldwin Suggestive Yoga Poses Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Nobody was going to beat the Kardashians and Jenners this week in terms of sheer bikini social media sharing. Filming their insipid TV show at a $150K a week luxury vacation rental in Thailand, that merch pimping family was not going to share nearly every single moment of their girls gone wild for cable dollars overseas adventure. Hey, they kind of own the social side of the Internet, like it or not. When they go full scale photo war, it consumes almost all matter in the universe.

Besides, Khloe Kardashian, Leah Jenner (Brody's wife), Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner showing off, this week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Hilaria Baldwin showing off her flexible goodies, Adrienne Curry flexing her bikini muscles, Kaili Thorne serious side boobage, Nina Agdal looking mighty sexy, Chantal Jeffries showing off her funbags, Lady Gaga flashing cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every jerkwad who was still trying to pull April Fool's jokes at 6pm on the 1st to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media share. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Is Growing Up Nicely in Tank Tops

Kendall Jenner is not a girl, not yet a woman, or something like that. She's barely legal, a professional runway model, and who can even remember how long ago she dropped out of school. She's an independent young woman now, about town in her tight tank tops, climbing in and out of Lamborghinis with her Starbucks. It's like the Mary Tyler Moore story, only with the Starbucks and the Lamborghinis and a much nicer body for tight clothes. Sorry, Mary.

It's only a matter of time before Kendall takes it to a new level of racy. I'm hoping it's candid, albeit her programmed and promoted life may make that difficult. Beggars can't be choosers. I'm begging for a little more naughty Kendall. She's growing up nicely. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner Hot Pimping Shoes at Nordstrom’s

All you ever heard as a kid was stay in school or bad things will happen to you. Well, what if you dropped out of high school and started your own shoe line, huh? I didn't even know that was an option or I wouldn't have suffered through geometry, you know, twice. But for Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner, high school would've been a total waste, unless they had courses in how to be young and hot and pimping hard for the merchandise and cameras.

Kendall and Kylie may just be dupe fronts in this Madden shoe line (no, not John Madden you heathens), but their mom has had them walking in heels since they were old enough to be upright, so they do know a thing or two about shoes. As a for instance, how to push them as they did at a big Nordstrom's launch in Glendale, CA. The next-gen sisters looked mighty nice and leggy for their footwear kickoff. I have no doubt they will sell a ton of these to girls who have some kind of power over their parents. But then that money gets spent on Ferraris and diamonds and other teen girl essentials. It's the circle of Kardashian life. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Flashes Her First Barely Legal Camel Toe, This Is a Big Day

Let's be honest, the Kendall Jenner future doesn't hold lots of graduations, so let's celebrate when the taller hotter Kardashian reaches the milestones important in her world. Like her first official camel toe. Well, the first we can talk about if not respectfully, then legally. Which helps.

Kendall was on a hike with her sister Khloe who somehow got omitted from these photos, decked out in some blessedly tight stretch pants and tight tee no less. And, well, blood flow during exercise and even the slender, wardrobe assisted girls are going to be flashing some serious toe outline. Kendall did also give a brief, but sweet look at her taut derriere, which I would call bonus viewing. Once again, I'd like to thank stretch pants for making this world a much better place to have the gift of sight, if not someday, touch. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Nipples Make Their New York Fashion Week Debut

God bless Instagram I guess, and fame-mad Kris Jenner, and Khloe Kardashian for sharing images of her little sister making her daring debut on the New York Fashion Week runway for Marc Jacobs. Something sure seems different about Kendall Jenner, and I'm not talking about just the weird wig and mannequin makeup they caked all over her. Ah, yes, those nipples.

We did see Kendall in a sheer top shortly after her barely legal birthday last November, but this would probably mark the first time she's pretty much flashed them in public. Now, it's not uncommon for high fashion models to wear very sheer or barely there at all tops in these highfalutin fashion extravaganzas. But this is Kendall Jenner. America's darling little girl. Well, maybe not all that, but certainly somebody who many people still see as a girl. I'm going to say woman at this point. A woman with perfectly perky nipples. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner All Dolled Up for a Day on the Job

And so it begins. Okay, it began a while ago, but the racy photoshoot career of Kendall Jenner and even younger sister Kylie Jenner continues to escalate toward Kardashian standards as the teen professional models show the world why school was a big waste of time and why there shall be no outfit too racy for a paycheck.

We could all question the evil Kris Jenner's motives, or we could simply delight in the sight of Kendall Jenner, now a legal adult with all the powers and responsibilities that go along with such age of majority. I mean, maybe not delight in them, but a modest golf clap and a subtle use of binoculars might do the trick. Enjoy.