Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Continues Her Growing Up Like a True Kardashian Teen Tour Around Town

By Bill Swift | July 4, 2012 @ 10:25 am

Kendall Jenner Shows Skin in Shorts and a Cut-Out Shirt

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Great news, Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner are going to be writing a book! The big announcement came this week not so much as a surprise that there would be another merchandisable good coming out of the Kardashian factory, but that two teen girls who haven't been ever seen with a textbook in their hands (short of the 'Kris Jenner Guide on How To Ho' Like a Pro') are going to be penning fantasy novels. We can't help but wonder if there might be a helper or two involved in the process once they get past picking the color for the cover.

Nevertheless, Kendall Jenner remains determined to be as relevant for her looks and not much else as her older half-sisters, wearing skimpier and skimpier outfits about town, despite her mere sixteen years of age. Consider it a solid head start on a future lucrative career of flashing her body for money. When you think of it that way, it all seems much more innocent. Enjoy.

KRIS JENNER IS GOING TO MAKE A MINT OFF HER NEW SET OF GIRLS

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikinis on the Beach in Hawaii

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Sara Jean Underwood Bare Booty, Emmy Rossum Bikini, and Elizabeth Gillies Sucking a Popsicle Head Up Our Sextastic Twitpic Round

By Bill Swift | June 28, 2012 @ 11:07 am

Elizabeth Gillies Sucks on a Popsicle on Twitter

Kendall Jenner Poolside in a White Bikini Top

Alexa Vega Brings Major Cleavage on Twitter

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It just keeps getting better and better. Like an old box of Oreos or sex with hairy women, the more we dig, the more we're finding ogle-worthy gems of the self-published sextastic from our very favorite celebrities, who just can not stop taking pictures of them hotselves to share with the rest of the world. Thankfully so.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes our be-lusted Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Sara Jean Underwood flashing her sexy cans, Kendall Jenner bikini moments, Lucy Pinder barely covering herself, Elizabeth Gillies giving us naughty thoughts, Jessica Simpson cleavage, and just a ton more must-see private time photos from your ogle-worthy celebs. Check them out. And, enjoy.

WE THOUGHT LAST WEEK'S ROUNDUP WAS OUR BEST, TIL THIS WEEK'S!

Kate Upton Shows Her Cleavage on Twitter

Stella Hudgens Displays Her Sexy Bikini Body

Tammy Sytch Leaked Bikini Cell Phone Pic

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures May Offer One Good Reason to Keep Up With the Kardashian Mafia

By Bill Swift | June 27, 2012 @ 1:23 pm

Kendall Jenner Bikini Screencaps from 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'

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As much as I've said there's absolutely no humane or human reason to keep up with the money-sucking family out in Calabasas, EgoReader 'Nick' up and sends us screencaps from this week's Keeping Up wherein the younger, skinnier, taller, hotter Kardashian asset, Kendall Jenner, flaunts about the family vacation boat in her bikini showing exactly why puppet momager Kris Jenner has her eyes on Kendall like an old fight promoter has his eye on a young Mike Tyson. Dollars.

For Kris, it's all about the Benjamins. For us, all about the bikinis. Enjoy.

KENDALL LOVES TO SEND OUT PICTURES OF HERSELF; WE LOVE TO SEE

Kendall Jenner Covered in a Creamy White Substance

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Kendall Jenner Continues Her Young Hollywood Street Tour

By Bill Swift | June 19, 2012 @ 11:13 am

Kendall Jenner Spends the Day With Her Friends in Hollywood

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Suddenly, Kendall Jenner is everywhere. Since her puppet-faced puppetmaster mother controls all aspects of her girls lives, I'm going to assume this is part of a publicity campaign for upcoming reality shows and projects and deals about to be signed. 'Get your arse out there girl and drum up some attention!'

Regardless, always nice to see the taller, leaneer, better looking Kardashian strolling in public, her brand new Mercedes parked nearby, her entourage of security and publicists neatly tucked four feet to her left to avoid being caught in the paparazzi lens, lest they block shots of the long-legged teen model and reality show star. If you look closely, you can see the strings being pulled. Enjoy.

KENDALL JENNER IS MORE THAN PHOTOGENIC, SHE'S MONEY

Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures BTS of Flavor Magazine Shoot

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Kendall Jenner Ventures Out Shopping On Her Own Dime

By Bill Swift | June 15, 2012 @ 8:24 am

Kendall Jenner Out Shopping with Friends in West Hollywood

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And, by her own, we of course mean with some friends, a publicist, and bodyguard. When a Kardashian uses a toilet stall, there's at least four people involved in the process, five if you include the photographer for the magazine the sold the dookie-making rights to capture the moment on camera.

Nevertheless, we rarely get to see the nextgen Kardashians relatively alone, so much to our surprise when Kendall Jenner made her way down the West Hollywood shopping boulevards looking to spend some of her hard-earned cash (net of commissions to mom) on some new clothes, some knick-knacks for the Mercedes, and perhaps a skimpy new bikini for summer photoshoots.

We do firmly believe that Kendall Jenner is well on her way to replacing her older systems on the Kardashian family pay scale, what with her being naturally taller and leaner and she can only be a year or two away from high-profile hookups with famous athletes and rappers. Kris Jenner knows how to train her girls. Enjoy.

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Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, Lolo Jones Olympic Cheeks, and Sara Jean Underwood Hot Butt Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

By Bill Swift | June 7, 2012 @ 7:58 am

Kendall and Kylie Jenner in Shorts and Bikini

Sara Underwood in a Tight Yellow Dress at E3

Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage in Sports Bra on Instagram

Alyson Michalka in Tight Shorts on Instagram

Selena Gomez in a Pink Bikini on Instagram

Lolo Jones Sprint Hurdler Shows Her Bum in Twitter Pic

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Selena Gomez Bikini Pics

The hottie diva never disappoints in a two-piece. 18 Photos »

It's Thursday and that can only mean one thing, well, two things if you count the fact that it's also the day I spend an hour staring sheepishly into the window of the pedicure place down the street watching random women's toes be painted. But the more important thing is the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, where we gather together the finest in the past week of hot celebrity meets ego meets cell phone cameras and find the best of the best in the world of the self-published pictures.

This week's Roundup includes some seriously hot bums on the part of Arianny Celeste, Sara Jean Underwood at E3, Olympic virgin hottie Lolo Jones, some benevolent cleavage from Jamie Lynn Spears, bikini pictures from the likes of Selena Gomez, Alicia Keys, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, Fergie, and a ton more bits of self-picked hotness. Check it all out, I dare you. Enjoy.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Pictures For the Teen Aloha Spirit

By Bill Swift | May 31, 2012 @ 10:29 am

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We get letters about the Jenners, sometimes angry 'protect the children' type letters, those are the most fun to read. So it has me thinking about what is fair game for celebrity coverage on Egotastic! and I think I've narrowed it down to the Mercedes Rule (not to be confused with stage and screen actress, Mercedes Ruehl). The Mercedes Rule is kind of complicated, so follow me here: if you own your own Mercedes, you're fair game here on Egotastic! Okay, yeah, there's the other factors of being worth millions, working full-time, being television stars and highly paid models, traveling the world attending store and night club openings, and all the rest that would seem to imply 'grown-up', but, for the sake of simplicity, I'm going with the Mercedes Rule (and it's sister rule, The Range Rover Rule).

And you know who owns her own Mercedes? Kendall Jenner, who along with her Kardashian gened sister, Kylie Jenner, donned their bikinis and hit the beach in Hawaii for a much needed break from being the all-being masters of time, space, and pimpititude. When your destiny is to rule the world of licensed merchandise, you need to re-charge the batteries. And doing so in a bikini seems like the best way to fill up the solar cells. Enjoy.