Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner To Do Webcam Shows?

I don’t know. The idiot savants at WWTDD have word that Kendall Jenner has been offered millions of dollars to do webcam shows for Jasmin.com

Will Kendall Jenner get nekkid on camera? Well, one might presume she already has. But the question is, will she officially for a boatload of cash? And, more importantly, when she does, how many seconds before I login and tell my boss I’m sick for the day? Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Without Panties, Kylie Jenner Showing Off Her Top, It’s the MuchMusic Awards!

Look, I could spend my couple minutes with you bemoaning the state of the world, not to mention music, and Canada in general. Or we could just look at the Jenner girls who were tapped to host the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto over the weekend and showed off in about a half dozen various revealing wardrobe changes to please the consumer eye.

Kendall Jenner started it off by wearing a double slit dress on the red carpet that appeared to reveal a complete lack of undergarments. Obviously, I am snooping about for more shots to verify. Kylie Jenner managed to utilize her own teen assets that for some arcane reason I’m implored not to discuss in any great detail. As in, she can show them, but it’s another year or so before we can discuss them. Seems fair. Or not. Either way, the MuchMusic Awards were dominated by the Jenner girls and some craptastic music and lots of hooting and hollering for Canadian starts I’ve not heard before. Justin Bieber wasn’t there, so score one for Canada. They snagged the Jenner girls half-nekkid, so score two for Canada. That’s your hockey final score right there. 3-0. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Topless Kinda Sorta For Interview Magazine

It’s not the topless we’ve been hoping to see these seven long months now since Kendall Jenner has turned eighteen, but we are definitely getting closer. Let’s put it this way, Kendall is definitely now shooting topless. Although her hands and arms are up and blocking her good bits still, I dare you to hold up your hands and arms in the air and hold them. They get tired. This can’t possibly go on much longer for her. Not to mention sneaky peek outtakes which must exist somewhere.

Featured in the new edition of Interview magazine, Kendall does put on the typical topless covered model pose down, proving that she not only has the looks and body and birthright to be a model, but she’s got the finer points down as well. I suspect she’ll go pretty far in this world, though hopefully not too much farther without first lowering her hands. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Is Shirtless ad Braless, Oh My

Leave it to the Kardashians to figure out how to make the new tween futuristic novel by Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner the non-focus at a book signing event. You know, nobody really cares about the book, as perfectly written as I’m sure it is. But they do care about seeing Kendall Jenner in a blazer without anything on underneath, flashing a health amount of grown up girl sideboob and cleavage. You don’t often see young women sporting such outfits outside of the chic runways of Paris, but Kendall is a professional catwalker now, in addition to an obviously talented author.

Oh, the Kardashians do so give and take. They take away our dignity perhaps one little bit of the world at a time. But they do give back in luscious shades of exhibitionism and body reveals. Kendall Jenner is just really getting started on her own Kardashian path. I’d say her journey of a thousand skin reveals has begun with some very nice first steps. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90′s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Blake Lively, Kendall Jenner, and Adele Exarchopoulos Highlight the Hotness at the ‘Grace Of Monaco’ Cannes Premiere

I can’t say Cannes is exactly where’d you expect to see Kendall Jenner, but what the heck. Tall, pretty, 18-year old girls are pretty much welcome anywhere they want to go. Blake Lively was also in attendance at the Grace of Monaco premiere at Cannes and she can light up a red carpet with hotness like nobody’s business. Joining the twosome in the sextastic was cleavy Adele Exarchopoulos from only one of the best erotic lesbionic films of last year that broke big at Cannes.

Quite an assembly at the snooty French film festival that does delight our visual senses annually with many of the world’s hottest women getting decked out to walk its massive red carpets. It’s a square deal for us gentleman oglers, especially since we’re never forced to go see these films lauded at Cannes as must-sees. No sir, bring me Godzilla! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Leggy in White for Simple Jenner Lusting

Kendall Jenner is now at that age and modeling stage when she can do the grown up little white shorts and sheer tee on the steps pictorials. Blessedly so. It takes a real model to pull off such simplicity, and it’s hard to deny that Kendall has the tall, lean, feminine chops for this kind of posing you normally see from Victoria’s Secret angels and the like.

I can’t help but be wistful watching Kendall get all womanly and grow’d up. I can’t help but harken back to a simpler time when her mom was using her as a young girl on her new TV show, or she was just first dropping out of school to sell licensed merchandise and Tweet full time. They do leave the nest so soon. But looking like Kendall does, it should be a fairly smooth flight. Enjoy.