Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Topless Kinda Sorta For Interview Magazine

It's not the topless we've been hoping to see these seven long months now since Kendall Jenner has turned eighteen, but we are definitely getting closer. Let's put it this way, Kendall is definitely now shooting topless. Although her hands and arms are up and blocking her good bits still, I dare you to hold up your hands and arms in the air and hold them. They get tired. This can't possibly go on much longer for her. Not to mention sneaky peek outtakes which must exist somewhere.

Featured in the new edition of Interview magazine, Kendall does put on the typical topless covered model pose down, proving that she not only has the looks and body and birthright to be a model, but she's got the finer points down as well. I suspect she'll go pretty far in this world, though hopefully not too much farther without first lowering her hands. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Is Shirtless ad Braless, Oh My

Leave it to the Kardashians to figure out how to make the new tween futuristic novel by Kendall Jenner and her sister Kylie Jenner the non-focus at a book signing event. You know, nobody really cares about the book, as perfectly written as I'm sure it is. But they do care about seeing Kendall Jenner in a blazer without anything on underneath, flashing a health amount of grown up girl sideboob and cleavage. You don't often see young women sporting such outfits outside of the chic runways of Paris, but Kendall is a professional catwalker now, in addition to an obviously talented author.

Oh, the Kardashians do so give and take. They take away our dignity perhaps one little bit of the world at a time. But they do give back in luscious shades of exhibitionism and body reveals. Kendall Jenner is just really getting started on her own Kardashian path. I'd say her journey of a thousand skin reveals has begun with some very nice first steps. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez, Nicki Minaj, Kelly Rowland and More Hotties at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards

The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90's. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo's legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.

One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.

Blake Lively, Kendall Jenner, and Adele Exarchopoulos Highlight the Hotness at the ‘Grace Of Monaco’ Cannes Premiere

I can't say Cannes is exactly where'd you expect to see Kendall Jenner, but what the heck. Tall, pretty, 18-year old girls are pretty much welcome anywhere they want to go. Blake Lively was also in attendance at the Grace of Monaco premiere at Cannes and she can light up a red carpet with hotness like nobody's business. Joining the twosome in the sextastic was cleavy Adele Exarchopoulos from only one of the best erotic lesbionic films of last year that broke big at Cannes.

Quite an assembly at the snooty French film festival that does delight our visual senses annually with many of the world's hottest women getting decked out to walk its massive red carpets. It's a square deal for us gentleman oglers, especially since we're never forced to go see these films lauded at Cannes as must-sees. No sir, bring me Godzilla! Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Leggy in White for Simple Jenner Lusting

Kendall Jenner is now at that age and modeling stage when she can do the grown up little white shorts and sheer tee on the steps pictorials. Blessedly so. It takes a real model to pull off such simplicity, and it's hard to deny that Kendall has the tall, lean, feminine chops for this kind of posing you normally see from Victoria's Secret angels and the like.

I can't help but be wistful watching Kendall get all womanly and grow'd up. I can't help but harken back to a simpler time when her mom was using her as a young girl on her new TV show, or she was just first dropping out of school to sell licensed merchandise and Tweet full time. They do leave the nest so soon. But looking like Kendall does, it should be a fairly smooth flight. Enjoy.

Rihanna Sheer Boobtastic, Kim Kardashian Panties Flash, Zoe Kravitz Near Lady Nest Exhibition and Other Goodies from the Costume Institute Ball at the Met

I can always tell when one of the season's grand balls is taking place, because I'm home eating Klondike bars and watching Lifetime and wondering when my Prince Charming will arrive to pick me up. He never comes, ah, the story of my life. But, thankfully, I do have spies at all of these events, spies with powerful lenses to pick up the hotness from a bevy of decked out ladies trying to out show-off each other on the red carpet of the Metropolitan Museum. The Costume Institute Ball is one of the biggest celebrity galas of the Spring season, a must attend for the rich and famous, the famous, the rich, or just super hot women who get to walk amongst them.

The haute couture led to some surprisingly nice revelations, including Zoe Kravitz slit skirt nearly revealing her fine feathered lady friend in a commando undercarriage, Kim Kardashian flashing her Spanx looking boy hold-them-togethers, Beyonce looking cleavetastic, Rihanna sheer funbag show, Zoe Saldana looking wicked hot, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, and much much more. Was that event of the season, as they say. I'll say this -- if you love your dress up sextastics, you at least had to peep from the rope line. Quite a show indeed. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kelly Brook, and Bella Thorne Highlight the Hotness at Coachella Weekend Dos

I must admit, I totally forgot there was a second weekend of Coachella. Maybe it was the first thousand people who felt obliged to mention they'd been to Coachella and you totally have to go to Coachella and Coachella was awesome that threw me off to the fact it was only halfway done, but, indeed, this past weekend there was a second gathering of thousands of hip hippy chicks and their boyfriends in the California desert to celebrate what is turning out to be an electronic dance music heavy musical foray. Nevertheless, the sextastic babes of Tinsel Town got into what their stylists assured them would be perfect for Coachella wardrobes and hit the VIP gated off section of the polo fields for some exhibitionism and public spectacle showtime.

Some of the second weekend hotties includes Kelly Brook, who worked hard not to show off her panties, sadly, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner for a second weekend in a row showing off some skin, Bella Thorne, another teen without school concerns showed up with her big boyfriend, Diane Kruger, and others rounded out the good looking babes beneath their retro 60's fashions. Oh, the music may have stopped, thankfully, but the visual treats will linger in the mind for some time. Which is the point of outdoor concerts in the first place. The women. Enjoy.