Kelly Brook Might Just Be Your Ultimate Woman of the Year

Ultimate Woman of the Year Awards? Yes, that's precisely where I'd expect to find Kelly Brookand her dramatically impacting derriere of so many late night and very early morning dreams. Have thumper will travel for Kelly who is a must invite to any hottie girl with curves event. I'm not exactly sure who Cosmo magazine picked as their winners, but I'm pretty sure I could do a good job myself with my eyes closed. Just hands. Ultimate woman right here I'd announce with a grin on my face beneath my blindfold.

Kelly Brook is the answer to the prayer, Dear Sir, please give me a bodaciously curvaceous woman with a thumper I could explore for years and never twice land on the same spot. I should know, it's one of my daily requests right after peace on earth, though not necessarily in that order. Kelly Brook, you are woman and I can hear you roar. Enjoy.

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