God, I’ve missed Kate Beckinsale.
One of the world’s hottest moms disappears far too often these days. So much so that we’re swimming in a puddle of our own love muck just from the chance to see Kate out in public in her sweats walking the family to a local party.
Oh, man, to spend just five minutes with my hand on that tush of hers… but, I digress. Or, maybe not, since my main point is that we spend all day imagining making Kate Beckinsale feel extra relaxed by rubbing hot lava rocks up and down her bare body. Only, those aren’t lava rocks. Kate, you do this naughty talk to us, don’t you know? If she removed those sunglasses, we’d get heated, if she dropped those sweats, we’d collapse, and if she did both, we’d probably die on the spot. But with a big grin on our face. Enjoy.
I’m not sure when or how this happened, but super hot mommy Kate Beckinsale dropped off our radars the past several month as the sextastic thespianic who was so busy pimping and promoting her films in 2012 seemed to drop off the Hottieville map for an extended duration of late, and that simply is not good for our hearts.
Thankfully, Kiss Me Everywhere Kate felt obliged to make a good showing off it for the Burberry event in her home country for London Fashion Week, appearing in a form fitting white skirt that while quite innocent, left us quite breathless every time she took a stride that revealed her MILFtastic glutes.
Oh, Kate, please come back to us in stretch pants and tiny tops and the like very soon. We need you as a child needs its mother, really exactly like that, only a tad bit raunchier in execution. Enjoy
Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
Kate Beckinsale. She is the perfect combo of sexiness, cuteness, girl next door.
While EgoReader ‘Will’ clearly did not get the ten word limit in the contest, we really wouldn’t be the adults we promised ourselves we would be as scolded kids if we didn’t allow people to break the rules just a bit. Heck, if we were meter maids and somebody came back to their car five minutes late with an excuse, we’d tear up that ticket instead of lying and saying that it was ‘already in the system’.
We strive not to be hypocrites. Or to be neglectful of the beauty of the ‘girl next door’ Will believes the sweetly MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale possesses. We kind of agree, although, as it happens, the girl next door to us is missing her front teeth and dead-lifts 400 lbs, so Kate Beckinsale would be the girl next door to us in our dreams. And, likely, yours.
Take a look at ten of our more delectable pictures of Hot Mama Kate and fill your reproductive cornucopias with the spirit of the season.
After her luscious promo tour several months ago for Total Recall, which turned out to be something of a Total Flop, Kate Beckinsale has gone into familial closed-door hiding, which may have well-served her emotional state, but has done dick, as it were, for our pleasure state experienced every time we see the brunette super-MILF.
So, we present to you, and ourselves, a little dosage of Kate Beckinsale out in black leather pants, the kind of pants we’d like to melt off of her with our libidinal laser-beam, removing each stitch and seam until the dropped from her person and revealed her goody-goody-gumdrops to us. Oh, that would be a fine day.
With only one month to go until voting in the Egotastic! Hotness Awards, we’d like to see Kate make a stronger push for MILF of the Year, a strong nekkid type push. Enjoy.
Honestly, there’s a certain threshold of female sextastic in a film where I don’t care what people think about the movie, I’m going to see it. Total Recall might be an awesome film, it might be a disappointment (won’t know until tomorrow), but I know I’m going to watch it, because if nothing else, the pairing of supremely good looking Jessica Biel and MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale in the same cinematic venture, let alone kickboxing the shizz out of each other in the same scene, that trumps all.
At last night’s premiere in L.A, both of these supremely hot women, the bread in the very naughty and baby-ol covered fantasy Egotastic! sandwich I’ve been dreaming of for years, dropped some red carpet heat outside of Grauman’s Chinese Theater and caused at least 10,000 sci-fi fanboys to simultaneously fap themselves into erasing memories of who they really are. Which isn’t a bad thing for most fanboys. Enjoy.
On August 3rd, actress and MILFtastic extraordinaire Kate Beckinsale strips out of her Underworld latex to kick arse on Colin Farrell (as if that isn’t many people’s dreams) in the Total Recall remake, err, reboot, err, re-quel.
If there’s one thing the producers of fantasy sci-fi flicks know how to do, it’s casting some of the hottest and sexiest women to do things like be cloned, travel through time, and run aimlessly across the decks of spaceships in skimpy tops and miniskirts.
The only thing better than a sexy sci-fi sidekick chick, is an evil one trying to destroy you and most likely all of mankind. And as Kate Beckinsale enters the race to be sci-fi’s sexiest villainess of all time, take a look at our gallery of wicked hot bad-girls from fantasy films past.