Egotastic
Granted, we were not big fans of Underworld Awakening, kind of like a video game but you're not playing, just watching. Meh. But, what we are forever monster fans of is Kate Beckinsale uber-sextastic, again on display in Madrid last night at the Spanish premiere of her new film. That body in that dress, oofdah, we just want to make oh so many babies with this MILF-extraordinaire.
Is it actually possible to be any hotter than Kate Beckinsale? We can only hope there comes a day when we find out. Enjoy.
2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna
I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.
We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.
We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate Beckinsale, Malin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.
ANNE V. IS TOO HOT TO BE ANY ONE MAN'S GIRLFRIEND