Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Continue to Deliver Pale White Heat

Giving credit where credit is due, and for those of us who love a little meat on the bones, Julianne Hough, continues to deliver celebrity bikini heat down St. Bart's way while making the sexy with her American Idol hosting boyfriend.

Julianne Hough coming out of the water, her bosomy curvy body covered up by a not so big two-piece, it's starting to become a regular occurrence we regularly anticipate. And the competition down in the Caribbean among the celebrity pack is fierce this year. So to be a standout, well, you need some fun stuff hanging out. Julianne has it going on. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Paddleboard Their Way Into Your Heart

To be honest, we're surprised that this Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest thing is still going on, for various and sundry reasons, but, more importantly, their little romantic affair continues to bring us sights of Julianne in bikinis in various vacation destinations, including most recently in St. Bart's, where she's paddleboarding in a white bikini, showing off her au natural body.

We used to have a thing for Julianne Hough, then we didn't, now we do again. Just like Ryan Seacrest, though that is for girls in general. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Receive Critical Attention (But We Wouldn’t Throw Her Off Our Futon)

Everybody says that Julianne Hough is looking a little chunky and cottage-cheesy and maybe let loose a little bit on the work-out routine she has going into her Rock of Ages filming, and maybe they're right. But just the fact that people are saying this makes me realize that not everybody in this world is as desperately and consistently horny like we are here at Egotastic! where we look past some realistic flaws and focus on the true prize -- hot sexy celebs in bikinis, for instance.

What others sees as lumpy, we see as padding for aggressive naughty girl paddling games; what others see as uneven body shapes, we see as the perfect place to grip, like rock climbers giving thanks for each and every toe and foothold on their ascent up the sheer rock face.

Those who seek perfection are often left unhappy; a true Egotastic! man knows that critical judgement is something left for the refractory period. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Wicked Rocker Hot For Glamour Magazine

The Julianne Hough hotness pimping going on this week before her film release has truly been magical. Sort of like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before her big film debut in Transformers 3 last summer, they are pushing Julianne sweet and sextastic in front of every camera they can find this month to pimp the shizz out of Rock of Ages.

In the edition of Glamour magazine just out on the newstands (or swipable from the local mani-pedi salon, if you're as devious as I), the Mormon-dancer-singer-actress-Seacrest-beard puts on an entirely new and different show of lust inducement and I really must I admit, I really do like it. See what you think for your own badself. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Hotness Not Twice But Thrice Today? Yes Indeed.

You know I never miss the annual CFDA Awards. Whatever the hell they are, it's something to do with fashion and it brought out some serious hotness last night, none more sextastic than Julianne Hough who has dominated Hottieville today like Godzilla pwning Tokyo. Sheer, utter, trampling of her competition.

For her evening ogle-worthy public performance, Julianne chose a sideboob revealing dress that had everybody wondering (and me, hoping and praying) when the wardrobe malfunction would occur. Alas, we were not so lucky, but we still ranked Julianne as our hottie di tutti hottie at the posh event, and there was some fierce competition from the very-good-looking likes of Zoe Saldana, Sophia Bush, Hilary Rhoda, and Solange Knowles.

Julianne Hough Nipple Poking Tight Dress Will Please Your *ock For Ages

Yeah yeah, I'm sure there are much smarter Rock of Ages puns to be had, but who isn't thinking naughty when seeing Julianne Hough out this week pimping her new film and going good-girl all naughty-dressed, none more naughty than how she looked coming out of a promotional appearance in N.Y.C. in a dress so tight, it created a forcible nipple poke that stunned onlookers and caused her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to break out into uncomfortably closeted hives.

I feel like Julianne Hough is an as of yet, completely untapped resource for hotness. We've just barely begun to scrape the surface of this good-girl dancer. Somewhere, beneath the surface, lurks the sextastic just dying to get out. It's the destiny of hot women everywhere to be seen. Enjoy.