Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures Having a Hot Girl Party at the Beach

Wow, not that I need much to inspire my train of heavenly girl thoughts, but vastly bodily underrated Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev and another hottie or two frolicking on the beach and braiding each other’s hair, takes me back to every window of every high school sleepover party I peeped on with my junior astronomer telescope. My, oh, my. Both Julianne and Nina exhibit the perfect blend of girlish enthusiasm and fine grown woman form, allowing such fantasies to be perfectly legal, while entirely naughty. And, oh, those bikini bottoms.

Julianne and Nina spent the entire weekend in their bikinis and little shorts along Miami Beach stirring up all kinds of passions among the gentleman oglers, not to mention the sea of paparazzi that was drawn to this pair of Hollywood hotties. If only they’d lose the stupid hats. But, I’m not going to nitpick this unusually sextastic pair of water nymphs. Not when there’s much more leering to be done. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures for a Newly Eligible Bachelorette Hottie

Well, the admission by Julianne Hough that she’s pretty much waiting for Mr. Right before she gives up any of the Hough muffin means she’s officially crossed off my list, however, for those of you into devout hotties with nice bikini bodies and a sweet pot o’ cash in the bank, you could do far worse than Julianne Hough.

Julianne put her bikini body on display in Miami, and it’s quite a thing. Slender, tight, hot. Maybe I can forgive that virginity pledge thing and… no, just can’t get past it. So, just ogling for now. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Continue to Deliver Pale White Heat

Giving credit where credit is due, and for those of us who love a little meat on the bones, Julianne Hough, continues to deliver celebrity bikini heat down St. Bart’s way while making the sexy with her American Idol hosting boyfriend.

Julianne Hough coming out of the water, her bosomy curvy body covered up by a not so big two-piece, it’s starting to become a regular occurrence we regularly anticipate. And the competition down in the Caribbean among the celebrity pack is fierce this year. So to be a standout, well, you need some fun stuff hanging out. Julianne has it going on. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Paddleboard Their Way Into Your Heart

To be honest, we’re surprised that this Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest thing is still going on, for various and sundry reasons, but, more importantly, their little romantic affair continues to bring us sights of Julianne in bikinis in various vacation destinations, including most recently in St. Bart’s, where she’s paddleboarding in a white bikini, showing off her au natural body.

We used to have a thing for Julianne Hough, then we didn’t, now we do again. Just like Ryan Seacrest, though that is for girls in general. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I’ll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend’s Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood’s front side. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Receive Critical Attention (But We Wouldn’t Throw Her Off Our Futon)

Everybody says that Julianne Hough is looking a little chunky and cottage-cheesy and maybe let loose a little bit on the work-out routine she has going into her Rock of Ages filming, and maybe they’re right. But just the fact that people are saying this makes me realize that not everybody in this world is as desperately and consistently horny like we are here at Egotastic! where we look past some realistic flaws and focus on the true prize — hot sexy celebs in bikinis, for instance.

What others sees as lumpy, we see as padding for aggressive naughty girl paddling games; what others see as uneven body shapes, we see as the perfect place to grip, like rock climbers giving thanks for each and every toe and foothold on their ascent up the sheer rock face.

Those who seek perfection are often left unhappy; a true Egotastic! man knows that critical judgement is something left for the refractory period. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Wicked Rocker Hot For Glamour Magazine

The Julianne Hough hotness pimping going on this week before her film release has truly been magical. Sort of like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before her big film debut in Transformers 3 last summer, they are pushing Julianne sweet and sextastic in front of every camera they can find this month to pimp the shizz out of Rock of Ages.

In the edition of Glamour magazine just out on the newstands (or swipable from the local mani-pedi salon, if you’re as devious as I), the Mormon-dancer-singer-actress-Seacrest-beard puts on an entirely new and different show of lust inducement and I really must I admit, I really do like it. See what you think for your own badself. Enjoy.