Julianne Hough

Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, and Sofia Vergara Lead the Hot Cleavage Displays at Primetime Emmy Awards

I'll say this for non-boob showing television shows, their ladies love to show cleavage during award season for their medium. The million dollar mammaries could not be contained at this weekend's Primetime Emmy Awards, where scores of hotties came decked out in low cut top, or just looking mighty fine, boob tube fantastics such as Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings, Heidi Klum, Padma Lakshmi, January Jones, Sofia Vergara, Alexandra Breckenridge, Hayden Panettiere, Julianne Hough, Julie Bowen, Zooey Deschanel, and Claire Danes.

Yes, it was an evening filled with Hollywood patting itself on the back. But a day today for us to remember the best of Hollywood's front side. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Receive Critical Attention (But We Wouldn’t Throw Her Off Our Futon)

Everybody says that Julianne Hough is looking a little chunky and cottage-cheesy and maybe let loose a little bit on the work-out routine she has going into her Rock of Ages filming, and maybe they're right. But just the fact that people are saying this makes me realize that not everybody in this world is as desperately and consistently horny like we are here at Egotastic! where we look past some realistic flaws and focus on the true prize -- hot sexy celebs in bikinis, for instance.

What others sees as lumpy, we see as padding for aggressive naughty girl paddling games; what others see as uneven body shapes, we see as the perfect place to grip, like rock climbers giving thanks for each and every toe and foothold on their ascent up the sheer rock face.

Those who seek perfection are often left unhappy; a true Egotastic! man knows that critical judgement is something left for the refractory period. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Wicked Rocker Hot For Glamour Magazine

The Julianne Hough hotness pimping going on this week before her film release has truly been magical. Sort of like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley before her big film debut in Transformers 3 last summer, they are pushing Julianne sweet and sextastic in front of every camera they can find this month to pimp the shizz out of Rock of Ages.

In the edition of Glamour magazine just out on the newstands (or swipable from the local mani-pedi salon, if you're as devious as I), the Mormon-dancer-singer-actress-Seacrest-beard puts on an entirely new and different show of lust inducement and I really must I admit, I really do like it. See what you think for your own badself. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Hotness Not Twice But Thrice Today? Yes Indeed.

You know I never miss the annual CFDA Awards. Whatever the hell they are, it's something to do with fashion and it brought out some serious hotness last night, none more sextastic than Julianne Hough who has dominated Hottieville today like Godzilla pwning Tokyo. Sheer, utter, trampling of her competition.

For her evening ogle-worthy public performance, Julianne chose a sideboob revealing dress that had everybody wondering (and me, hoping and praying) when the wardrobe malfunction would occur. Alas, we were not so lucky, but we still ranked Julianne as our hottie di tutti hottie at the posh event, and there was some fierce competition from the very-good-looking likes of Zoe Saldana, Sophia Bush, Hilary Rhoda, and Solange Knowles.

Julianne Hough Nipple Poking Tight Dress Will Please Your *ock For Ages

Yeah yeah, I'm sure there are much smarter Rock of Ages puns to be had, but who isn't thinking naughty when seeing Julianne Hough out this week pimping her new film and going good-girl all naughty-dressed, none more naughty than how she looked coming out of a promotional appearance in N.Y.C. in a dress so tight, it created a forcible nipple poke that stunned onlookers and caused her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest to break out into uncomfortably closeted hives.

I feel like Julianne Hough is an as of yet, completely untapped resource for hotness. We've just barely begun to scrape the surface of this good-girl dancer. Somewhere, beneath the surface, lurks the sextastic just dying to get out. It's the destiny of hot women everywhere to be seen. Enjoy.

Malin Akerman, Julianne Hough, and Kate Beckinsale Lead List of Hotties at Spike TV Awards

Spike TV 'Guys Choice Awards' takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).

This year's list of Guy's Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes... enjoy.

Julianne Hough Sextastic Dancer Body Shots for Interview Magazine

We dig our sweet Julianne Hough, the dancing actress who will be a featured star in the upcoming Rock of Ages is hitting the promotional circuit this month big time, including some stellar magazine pictorials to come, but kicked off by this must-see body-see of the sweet blonde Mormon pretend girlfriend of Ryan Seacrest in this upcoming edition of Interview magazine

While the Egotastic! Council of Elders has yet to officially rule on the man-acceptability of Rock of Ages, I have a good idea where they're headed on that decision. However, I can guarantee you that checking out Julianne's tummy is more than okay, it's a must. Enjoy.