Julianne Hough

Julianne Hough Wardrobe Malfunction Leaving DWTS After Party

I see London, I see France, I see Julianne Hough nipples. Yes I do. The blonde hottie who along with her brother are staples of the Dancing With the Stars TV franchise revealed her headlights by way of a wardrobe malfunction with her dress and the current vogue in Hollywood to go braless. Even the good girls are doing it, which is why we are blessed to see good girl Julianne’s sweet nubs peeking out from behind her sheer dress. If this were more a routine part of ballroom dancing, I might just watch.

Once more I am forced to eat my words regarding the craptastic uselessness of reality TV and dancing shows specifically. While the fare is completely not intended for purveyors of the traditional male lifestyle, the byproducts by way of sextastic hotties with delicious bodies continue to be unexpected blessings. In short, I can live with them if you can. Enjoy.

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Julianne Hough Smoking Blonde Hot and Tugging Up Her Top on GMA

Julianne Hough is one fine looking dame as they used to say. I think they still say it now in parts of Long Island. She really is one of those blonde hotties we forget about until she shows up for another round of promotions for some project somewhere. She’s pimping DWTS I think in her low cut top that kept low topping itself on Good Morning America. If only we had had a malfunction worthy of watching TV hosts fake giggle early in the morning. We did not, but Julianne still looked outstandingly hot.

Julianne probably likes singing and dancing too much to be my full time squeeze. Also that virginity thing seems like a real obstacle between a true friendship. When you throw in the fact she still has the faint smell of Seacrest perfume, it’s probably best that we admire each other from a distance. I’d shoot for a foot or less if given the choice. I’d love to examine her as a doctor does his patient, assuming he really really wants to have sex with his patient. I feel wrong today. More DayQuil please. Enjoy.

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Julianne Hough in Super Duper Fine Ass Shape

Julianna Hough really is an overlooked sextastic celebrity. Maybe it’s because of that virginal thing or her modest low key approach or how we all had to try not to think about her really really hard while she dated Ryan Seacrest. The horror factor was too high. But she really is quite the looker with one stupendous female form that ought not be overlooked, just looked.

Featured in the new edition of Shape magazine, Julianne shows exactly why innocent blonde girls with naughty thoughts really are the hottest thing out there. Even if she didn’t have naughty thoughts of her own, I’d certainly be glad to lend her ten or ten thousand from my vault. It overfloweth with prurient fantasies, several of which involve me explaining to Julianne’s parents back in Utah why she can no longer hold the Scepter of Morpheus at her wedding. Can I run faster than a shotgun? Only time will tell. I’m not really in as good a shape as Julianne. Such a doll. Enjoy.

Victoria Wild Is a Human Blow Up Sex Toy And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Victoria Wild strives to be a human blow up sex toy. (WWTDD)

Julianne Hough has some series cleav action going on. (Huffington Post)

In honor of Mexican Independence Day here are the hottest Mexican models. (COED)

Hey, look! Rihanna is in a bikini in Barbados! (Drunken Stepfather)

The Colombian bike team only LOOKS naked…but really. (Dlisted)

Sure, we’ve all seen her naked, but here is Jennifer Lawrence‘s cleavage. (Popoholic)

Julianne Hough Wears A Body Stocking On Stage In LA

Dancing with the Stars champ and sexy person Julianne Hough put on quite a show in LA. She wore a flesh colored body stocking that had some weird white strips that made her kind of look like Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element. So, she’s fully clothed but gives the illusion of partial nudity. If you kind of squint it looks like her lovely ta-tas are all but hanging out, covered only by a thing strip of fabric. But the body suit is tight. How tight? Well, in one picture she bends over and has the mother of all camel toe. There is seriously a caravan’s worth of camel toe going on. There is something to be said for tight clothes. If you don’t feel comfortable flaunting your lovely skin, you can still be sexy in a flesh colored body stocking.

Julianne is one of the only reasons that I enjoyed watching DWTS. It’s not because I secretly want to become a ballroom dance master.

Julianne Hough Dips Low in the Yoga Pants for a Little Toe and Lots of Lust

Somebody wiser than me once said that if you live long enough, you will eventually see everything. So very true. Even the unexpected. Like something better than yoga pants on our favorite sextastic celebrities. That’s right, low cut yoga pants. Even better!

Julianne Hough likes to model these low rise stretch pants to and from workouts. The snug low cut view still provides a little camel toe, while also adding more inches of lower midriff, hips, and obviously nicely waxed upper pubic area to the mix. This just goes to show, no matter how glorious an invention, eventually, somebody will come along and invent something even better. Unless Microsoft holds the patent, naturally. Enjoy.

Julianne Hough Sweet Booty Body in Yoga Pants, But Is She Tights Finer than Alessandra Ambrosio and Brooke Burke?

It was quite a weekend for blessed yoga pants on some of our most sextastic favorite celebrities. All the ladies are wearing this wonderful wardrobe invention nowadays, flashing booty and camel toe and lots of fun toned leg sights in betwixt. Julianna Hough (above) looked downright edible in her stretch pants over the weekend, but was it enough to conquer the likes of V.S. model Alessandra Ambrosio in hers…

Or to tackle super MILFtastic veteran Brooke Burke?

Bless you, whoever created stretch pants and convinced hot women to start wearing them openly out and about. It’s really one of the greatest social advances of our lifetimes.