Julianna Hough really is an overlooked sextastic celebrity. Maybe it’s because of that virginal thing or her modest low key approach or how we all had to try not to think about her really really hard while she dated Ryan Seacrest. The horror factor was too high. But she really is quite the looker with one stupendous female form that ought not be overlooked, just looked.
Featured in the new edition of Shape magazine, Julianne shows exactly why innocent blonde girls with naughty thoughts really are the hottest thing out there. Even if she didn’t have naughty thoughts of her own, I’d certainly be glad to lend her ten or ten thousand from my vault. It overfloweth with prurient fantasies, several of which involve me explaining to Julianne’s parents back in Utah why she can no longer hold the Scepter of Morpheus at her wedding. Can I run faster than a shotgun? Only time will tell. I’m not really in as good a shape as Julianne. Such a doll. Enjoy.
Victoria Wild strives to be a human blow up sex toy. (WWTDD)
Julianne Hough has some series cleav action going on. (Huffington Post)
In honor of Mexican Independence Day here are the hottest Mexican models. (COED)
Hey, look! Rihanna is in a bikini in Barbados! (Drunken Stepfather)
The Colombian bike team only LOOKS naked…but really. (Dlisted)
Sure, we’ve all seen her naked, but here is Jennifer Lawrence‘s cleavage. (Popoholic)
Dancing with the Stars champ and sexy person Julianne Hough put on quite a show in LA. She wore a flesh colored body stocking that had some weird white strips that made her kind of look like Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element. So, she’s fully clothed but gives the illusion of partial nudity. If you kind of squint it looks like her lovely ta-tas are all but hanging out, covered only by a thing strip of fabric. But the body suit is tight. How tight? Well, in one picture she bends over and has the mother of all camel toe. There is seriously a caravan’s worth of camel toe going on. There is something to be said for tight clothes. If you don’t feel comfortable flaunting your lovely skin, you can still be sexy in a flesh colored body stocking.
Julianne is one of the only reasons that I enjoyed watching DWTS. It’s not because I secretly want to become a ballroom dance master.
Somebody wiser than me once said that if you live long enough, you will eventually see everything. So very true. Even the unexpected. Like something better than yoga pants on our favorite sextastic celebrities. That’s right, low cut yoga pants. Even better!
Julianne Hough likes to model these low rise stretch pants to and from workouts. The snug low cut view still provides a little camel toe, while also adding more inches of lower midriff, hips, and obviously nicely waxed upper pubic area to the mix. This just goes to show, no matter how glorious an invention, eventually, somebody will come along and invent something even better. Unless Microsoft holds the patent, naturally. Enjoy.
It was quite a weekend for blessed yoga pants on some of our most sextastic favorite celebrities. All the ladies are wearing this wonderful wardrobe invention nowadays, flashing booty and camel toe and lots of fun toned leg sights in betwixt. Julianna Hough (above) looked downright edible in her stretch pants over the weekend, but was it enough to conquer the likes of V.S. model Alessandra Ambrosio in hers…
Or to tackle super MILFtastic veteran Brooke Burke?
Bless you, whoever created stretch pants and convinced hot women to start wearing them openly out and about. It’s really one of the greatest social advances of our lifetimes.
I know what you’re thinking, why does Julianne Hough need any more acting classes? I know, right. But, on this day I’m glad the actress and singer decided it was time to bone up on her thespianic skills as she headed down the boulevard without a bra on, her glorious nipples reaching proudly toward mother sun.
Julianne Hough really does shine brightly in the sextastic sky, a celebrity we often overlook but never ceases to create tingles up and down the spine. Ever since she ditched her Seacrest beard duties, she’s looked twice as hot. Definitely now twice as nippy. A yummy thank you to Julianne today. Enjoy.
I’m not sure that was a proper analogy, but surprisingly strong perhaps if you’d seen my S.A.T. scores, forever battling with my credit score for somewhere around Ty Cobb’s lifetime batting average. The point is, Julianne Hough in her blessed stretch pants, double blessed for their pubic in public low cut designer nature, well, they’re driving me quite crazy.
Ever since Julianne gave up her official role as non-making of the sexy beard for Ryan Seacrest, she has been hitting the gym and hitting the public visual arena with quite the hot body. I’m sure when I leer for another few hours at her fine female form, there will be a little toe to be had as well. Yes, she is the complete package. And somebody’s got to take the pants off of that package to hit the showers. Why not me? Enjoy.