Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I’m not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it’s easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she’s gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I’m Jessica Alba, I’m so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Nipple Pokes Because She’s Damn Glad to Meet You

Now that Jessica Alba has fully immersed herself in motherhood and the business she launched related therein, you simply won’t find her showing off much in public anymore. Not that she was exactly an exhibitionist before, but now she’s got a couple million moms trusting her mommy opinion on products and services and she has to be a little more stately in her appearance. I know, I cried too when I first realized this new status quo for Jessica.

Nevertheless, you can run, but you can’t hide the headlights just dying to be noticed for the paparazzi cameras on a big trip to New York. It’s not the least bit cold in the Big Apple so I’m going to assume Jessica’s nipples were just excited to be out on the town, in the big city, reaching toward the Empire State building and other altitude attractions with zeal and fervor. Jessica may never let them out to play in public, but out they will come nonetheless. Free the nipple — or they shall free themselves! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Just Extremely Good Looking at Designing Women Red Carpet

Jessica Alba never doesn’t look super amazing. I say that completely objectively and free of any emotion save for pure lust. What was once a young hot thespianic and model has grown into a 30-something crazy sextastic MILF. If only Jessica could have turned naughtier rather than PTA mommy. Nevertheless, we can use our imaginations to fill in the disparity. Hot PTA moms!

Jessica opened oglers eyes on the red carpet at the Designing Women awards in New York. I’m not exactly sure what this award show is. Maybe it has something to do with that old sitcom. Any excuse to get Jessica decked out and strutting her stuff. Not as showy as in the past perhaps, but every bit as desirable. I’m looking at my desire meter right now, scores still off the charts. Jessica Alba, marry me next! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen and Many More Hotties Line Up for the Spike Guys Choice Awards

It’s actually the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards, though Viacom corporate might also get a few votes. They pay for the lights and the cocktail wieners. And they also gather up their publicity resources to make sure a huge gaggle of A-list hotties may their way to the annual awards ceremony in L.A. Uber-sextastics like Emily Ratajkowski, Chrissy Teigen, Olivia Munn, Nina Agdal, Jessica Alba, Laura Vandervoort, Elle Evans, and Lily Aldridge, just to name my top of the list hotties at the event over the weekend.

I must admit I don’t watch a lot of Spike TV, but I admire any media effort with the sole intention of making guys happy. We deserve a little happiness for all the good things we do daily that go unnoticed no matter how much we piss and moan about not being respected. Lining up a parade of crazy hot ladies is something we can sink our teeth into. Oh, that that were literal. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba Highlight the Hotness in US Weekly Hot Body Issues 2014

US Weekly may not be a periodical for the male of the species, or the thoughtful, but any magazine outlet that is putting together photos of sextastic celebrities for a collection of Hot Hollywood bodies is definitely worth perusing. Let’s see here, Brooklyn Decker, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Lea Michele, Sofia Vergara. Check check check, this sounds like the list I made for my imaginary pool party this summer.

While US weekly sort of compiled some existing photos of each of these crazy hot famous lady folk, I would certainly volunteer to update their hot body photos with some shots of my own taking with my fingers forming a square and me making a click sound as I tell the girls to make love to the camera, literally. I suppose this is why I lost my photographers license at the last hearing. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Are Uber-Alba Hot in Entertainment Weekly

Okay, let’s get some grantings out of the way. Like, granted, these bikini shots of Jessica Alba in Entertainment Weekly might just be touched up a bit on the software end. But let’s also grant that Jessica Alba is one of the single best looking women in the world and just kills it in a bikini. I have no doubt the unaltered photos would give me a stiffee that lasts through Christmas ’18. Okay, that was an overshare, but you get my point.

Jessica Alba is claiming in interviews now she never wanted or expected or even felt comfortable being a sex symbol coming up. Alas and alack, my dear, Jessica, it really wasn’t your choice. You simply can’t be this good looking and show off much of your crazy hot body without some reaction from the less fairer sex. Now, let’s see those untouched photos if we could, pretty please. Enjoy.

Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, or Kim Kardashian, Who’s the Hottest Business Woman?

I’m a modern type of guy, so I fully support the lovely ladies of Celebrityville getting all decked out in their business attire to run their various ventures or attend their important meetings. I suppose you could say these ladies don’t really need the paycheck to get by, but they do dress their finest to go and get it regardless, which makes me want to hold up a sign and walk in a march of some kind.

THis past weekend, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, and Kim Kardashian all hit the streets of L.A. on their way to very important meetings. All three ladies spent some amount of time getting into their occupational wardrobe, looking mighty stellar. But, who is the most sextastic of our business ladies? Who is the woman you want to have that 80′s soft-core Skinemax office romance with late night at the office? Who is looking the work-ready finest?

Who Was the Finest Looking Working Girl?

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