Jessica Alba

Is This Post Just a Cheap Shameless Ploy to Show You Jessica Alba’s Butt?

Why, of course it is. Because we have about as much shame as we do self-control when it comes to bringing you the derrieres of some of our all-time favorite celebrites, uber-sextastics like Jessica Alba who can do no wrong in our eyes, even when overly dressed for our viewing pleasure. Hey, you never know when Jessica might have to bend down to tend to her shoes and provide a clear view of her still MILFtastic bottomside.

Look, Santa gives to those who give to others. And there's no way we're not showing you a little Alba butt this Yuletide season. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic, Courtney Stodden Boobtastic, and Stacy Keibler Bikini Shot Headline This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As the holidays draw near and we come closer and closer to the ultimate season of giving (if not getting drunk on spiked egg nog and passing out on your aunt's couch so hard you don't even realize that her tabby cat spent most of the night gnawing on your gunny sack -- hey, that was just four Christmases ago) several of our favorite sextastic celebrities are feeling very contributory as well, providing a plethora of self-published photos of their favorite subjects, themselves, for all of us to relish.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Courtney Stodden flashing chestal region, Jessica Alba black and white cleavetastic, Stacy Kebiler bikini body hotness, Emily Osment tight yuletide dress, Bar Refeali in her pajamas, McKayla Maroney in leggings, and much much more. You owe it to the next generation of kid who will never have heard of  television set to peruse all the Twitpic particulars in this roundup. Enjoy.

So, How Was Your Thanksgiving? I Spent Mine Watching Jessica Alba Stuff a Bird

Granted, I wasn't actually in her home while the sextastic MILF plugged the lucky cavities of the deceased gobbler, but, seeing Jessica Alba get dirty and downright fowl with her Thanksgiving preparations made my horn o'plenty resound throughout the land, if you know what I'm saying.

Welcome back from the holiday. Remember, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and that goes especially so for family gatherings.

Oh, Hottie MILF Get Together: Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie Rub Mom Shoulders at Baby2Baby Gala

Oh, sure, we here at Egotastic! may have the maternal instincts of a spider to her spiderlings, but we do lust, and genuinely adore, of young hot celebrity moms, a good gaggle of whom got together over the weekend for the Baby2Baby Gala in Los Angeles, which I'm sure is a great event for some great cause, but our cause was most definitely checking out MILFs like Jessica Alba, Ali Larter, and Nicole Richie, and wondering just how much cocktails each would need before offering to change our soiled diapers.

I mean, not that we're into that kind of thing, but if Jessica Alba wanted to powder our bottoms, we'd say goo-goo and pucker our lips with pointed expressions of hunger, in the very least. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio, Sophie Turner, and Jessica Alba Lead List of Celebrity Halloween Hotties

The celebrities in Hottieville put on quite the show this weekend as the unofficial Halloween parties raged across all parts of Hollywood, a chance for the people who get paid to be fake for a living to finally do so in some decent costumes, and a continuation of the most especially benevolent trend of girls dressing showier and showier for All Hallowed Saints day. The sweet visual candy to answer our trick or treat query.

A bunch of sextastic celebs went the extra mile this weekend to be more hot than horrid, including a surprise showing from Jessica Alba as Mrs. Incredible (indeed), Alessandra Ambrosio as some kind of domme military guard that made us weak in our knees, Sophie Turner as something that showed off her hot body, Jessica White in lingerie and garters, Fergie as a naughty kitty, Courtney Stodden as just plain naughty, and just a bunch of others must-see costumed sites.

We love sexy cosplay like a fish loves water, so we were in heaven this weekend. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Down Top Peeks At Her Precious Delicious Peaks

Oh, Jessica Alba down top sweet ogling mama!

I'm not sure what gracious turn of Karma is responsible for this lovely sight of Jessica's apples in The Big Apple, but when the uber-sextastic celebrity leaned forward in a loose, low-cut top in the rain, we caught a bra-covered glimpse of how I imagine Heaven to be.

This is not the first time Jessica Alba's leaned down to give us a great view down her top. And if all the candles I light and prayers I mumble are of any use, this will not be the last. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba, Malin Akerman, and Talulah Riley Lead List of Hotties at Environmental Media Awards

I'm not exactly sure what the Environmental Media Awards are, but as a person who not too long ago recycled more than 100 adult films on video tape, I'd like to think I should be up for such an award. I didn't shed tears like a girl child for nothing.

Either way, the Environmental Awards brought out some seriously good looking women, the kind of women who truly make this planet livable. Sextastic celebrities such as Talulah Riley, Malin Akerman, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Akerman (Malin's little step-sis). Granted, the number of babies I'd like to have with these women would overpopulate the world, but that would be a hella fun. Enjoy.

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