Since we ended last week with an explosion of confusing, if not tingling, feelings whilst peeking Jessica Alba as the lady flashing her panties above the subway grate, why not start this week off by ogling Jessica Alba as the perfect sports girl, so damn hot just trying to throw out the first pitch at the Dodgers Game on Sunday.
Now, there’s a good chance you’re not a Dodgers fan, but the entire world is pretty much a fan of anything Alba, especially these days with hot mommy showing off her lacy underthings. Jessica Alba can move the world with a smile. With a nekkid smile, she could probably destroy worlds. It’d be worth it. Enjoy.
Sure, nobody may ever match Marilyn Monroe and her iconographic power to allure and give smiles to men. But her subway grate flowing skirt didn’t show nearly as much as the blessedly impromptu gust of subterranean vortex that blasted Jessica Alba in her billowing skirt right into one epic panties flash to the general public. I mean, wow, damn, hot damn, and sweet potatoes. Just like that perhaps our clearest view ever of Jessica and her uber-sextastic in lacy panties.
If you were in lust with Jessica Alba before, now consider it super lust. If it already was super lust, just call it the perfect storm of passion. And you were already at perfect storm of passion, well, just lay down the plastic sheeting before viewing these pictures. Especially if you have carpet. So hot! Enjoy.
I think elations is a word. I’m certainly feeling spirited since eye-spying the backside of Jessica Alba, not to mention her rather alluring frontside, making her way frantically around New York City these past couple of days promoting Sin City 2. I know Jessica happens to hate this type of publicity duty, but she also knows her wicked hot body is a big part of what is going to sell the movie. So even though she’s not outfitting herself like a mom and a corporate CEO, she still has the lingering thoughts of throwing something out there for the ogling gentlemen such as ourselves. Hence, a nice form fitting skirt and a few reaches back into her limo for some hot mommy booty views.
Jessica has been telling all the media outlets how happy she is now, confident as a more mature woman with her identity as a sex symbol. She’s very clear to explain it’s just a role she plays. As if that makes a difference to the dreamers. We’re all about roles. If only she knew what a bad boy I’ve been. Enjoy.
It struck me this weekend that we live in such wonderful times. Not only do we have a tremendous crop of new and up and coming hotties, but just when you think you’ve perhaps lost one of the big names in sextastic, blammo, here comes Jessica Alba again with two fists full of MILFtastic to destroy any hope you had of winning ‘the contest’ this month.
Above you can see Jessica behind the scenes of her new Maxim photoshoot. So very hot. Okay, it is E! Channel, and they are now officially stealing my lingo, I think that speaks poorly of all of us, but there is Jessica Alba all sultry on the beach, you really must see.
And, of course, the very long awaited Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, is almost done awaiting for. In the very least, peak your interest with a peek at Jessica Alba chock full of showing off graphic novel style in the extended grown up person trailer. It really looks ever so good. And Jessica, well, she needs no introduction. Enjoy.
The uber-sextastic Jessica Alba made her way down to Comic-Con with the entire rest of Hollywood to pimp her latest project for the day. That being Sin City 2: A Dame to Die For on one of the conventions many panels where the nerds sweat feverishly in the audience while the panel takes some patsy questions that lets them pimp the shizz out of their movie and then get home before they stink of Old Spice and cheese on a stick.
Naturally, Jessica manages to look crazy lust inducing without going full bore show off like many of the costumed ladies at the same event. When in Rome, act like an aristocrat and you will stand out. And Jessica and her bare midriff and hot looks definitely make an impression. Fortunately no fan boys were injured dropping from the ceiling above her. Or, I should so, nobody cared when they were injured. Jessica, so hot. Do tease. Enjoy.
When ESPN announced that Drake would be hosting the 2014 ESPY awards, I kind of felt that pang in my stomach like, oh, know, I’m off-demo for the ESPYs. Not that I’m not a monster Drake fan, his face above my bed next to Justin and the boys from One Direction. Still, I felt old. Thankfully, the hotties on the red carpet came quickly along and made me feel young in the soul and nether regions again.
The lineup of sextastic celebrities at the ESPY’s wavers from year to year, but there’s always some significant highlights. Like this year, Jessica Alba, the uber-sextastic MILF who can do no wrong, and Chrissy Teigen, whose new pea-henning of her burgeoning ta-ta’s has been a true delight these past few months. The duo weren’t they only lovely ladies in attendance, but after they did arrive, I had to hit the cold shower for 97 minutes to get back into caring about sports mode. The ESPY’s have flailed a bit, but there’s nothing a solid dose of the sextastic can’t make you forget about. Enjoy.
Jessica Alba, how you do giveth and I taketh away from that so greedily. The uber-sextastic MILFtastic took a family vacation down Mexico way to explore the warm waters down South and soak in a little sun in her multiple bikinis on her still so epically hot body, including her little white and black number (above) and her snorkeling white and blue hotness:
Jessica may be the conservative PTA business mom these days, and the scarves often cover her entire female form, but there’s no containing the sextastic for any extended period of time. It’s a natural nuclear type reaction with pressure that needs to be released from time to time with hot outfits and little showy bikinis clinging to her sweet boobtastic and mommy cheeks. And thank goodness for that. These little bikini shows keep the Alba fires burning well into the libido for time everlasting. Enjoy.