Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Wins Comic-Con Hottest Looker (She Wins Hottest Looker Everywhere)

The uber-sextastic Jessica Alba made her way down to Comic-Con with the entire rest of Hollywood to pimp her latest project for the day. That being Sin City 2: A Dame to Die For on one of the conventions many panels where the nerds sweat feverishly in the audience while the panel takes some patsy questions that lets them pimp the shizz out of their movie and then get home before they stink of Old Spice and cheese on a stick.

Naturally, Jessica manages to look crazy lust inducing without going full bore show off like many of the costumed ladies at the same event. When in Rome, act like an aristocrat and you will stand out. And Jessica and her bare midriff and hot looks definitely make an impression. Fortunately no fan boys were injured dropping from the ceiling above her. Or, I should so, nobody cared when they were injured. Jessica, so hot. Do tease. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba and Chrissy Teigen’s Funbags Highlighted the Hotness at the 2014 ESPY Awards

When ESPN announced that Drake would be hosting the 2014 ESPY awards, I kind of felt that pang in my stomach like, oh, know, I'm off-demo for the ESPYs. Not that I'm not a monster Drake fan, his face above my bed next to Justin and the boys from One Direction. Still, I felt old. Thankfully, the hotties on the red carpet came quickly along and made me feel young in the soul and nether regions again.

The lineup of sextastic celebrities at the ESPY's wavers from year to year, but there's always some significant highlights. Like this year, Jessica Alba, the uber-sextastic MILF who can do no wrong, and Chrissy Teigen, whose new pea-henning of her burgeoning ta-ta's has been a true delight these past few months. The duo weren't they only lovely ladies in attendance, but after they did arrive, I had to hit the cold shower for 97 minutes to get back into caring about sports mode. The ESPY's have flailed a bit, but there's nothing a solid dose of the sextastic can't make you forget about. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Bikini Picture Hot Bodied Weekend Madness from Down Mexico Way

Jessica Alba, how you do giveth and I taketh away from that so greedily. The uber-sextastic MILFtastic took a family vacation down Mexico way to explore the warm waters down South and soak in a little sun in her multiple bikinis on her still so epically hot body, including her little white and black number (above) and her snorkeling white and blue hotness:

Jessica may be the conservative PTA business mom these days, and the scarves often cover her entire female form, but there's no containing the sextastic for any extended period of time. It's a natural nuclear type reaction with pressure that needs to be released from time to time with hot outfits and little showy bikinis clinging to her sweet boobtastic and mommy cheeks. And thank goodness for that. These little bikini shows keep the Alba fires burning well into the libido for time everlasting. Enjoy.

Karolina Kurkova Bare Bottom, Kelly Brook Big Bosom, and Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Signal a Strong Week of Sextastic Ahead

Maybe it's just being in the heart of summer, maybe it's winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I'm feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you'll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there's no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you'll see much more of that a little later today.

I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you're glass is half-empty, you're just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You're extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Highlight a 4th of July Weekend of Veteran Hotness

Oh, talk about firecrackers in your pants. It's the relatively rare sighting these days of Jessica Alba in a bikini top prancing about Malibu beach for the holiday weekend. Okay, so maybe she's just prancing in my mind, being that she's now a very restrained and mommy business woman, but Jessica Alba shall be forever prancing in my mind. That body. Oh, that body. That's more than all the cherry bombs and M-80's blowing up the watermelons of my libido.

Just one of the all-time best flying her boobtastic flags for Independence Day greatness. I couldn't think of a better way to celebrate our nation's birthday than Jessica Alba bikini goodies on the sunny beach. Well, watching her put on her bikini might be nice, but I don't like to get greedy with birthday presents. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I'm not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it's easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she's gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I'm Jessica Alba, I'm so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Nipple Pokes Because She’s Damn Glad to Meet You

Now that Jessica Alba has fully immersed herself in motherhood and the business she launched related therein, you simply won't find her showing off much in public anymore. Not that she was exactly an exhibitionist before, but now she's got a couple million moms trusting her mommy opinion on products and services and she has to be a little more stately in her appearance. I know, I cried too when I first realized this new status quo for Jessica.

Nevertheless, you can run, but you can't hide the headlights just dying to be noticed for the paparazzi cameras on a big trip to New York. It's not the least bit cold in the Big Apple so I'm going to assume Jessica's nipples were just excited to be out on the town, in the big city, reaching toward the Empire State building and other altitude attractions with zeal and fervor. Jessica may never let them out to play in public, but out they will come nonetheless. Free the nipple -- or they shall free themselves! Enjoy.