Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Candidly Upskirt Behind the Scenes of Her Latest Photoshoot

This was out of the blue and quite extraordinarily heaven sent for us to see today. A sneak peek, and I mean, sneaky peek, behind the scenes of a brand new Jessica Alba photoshoot just underway.

Okay, so the upskirt doesn't show the entire Alba view we'd so desperately kill to see, but the overall package, still, to die for, and just seeing Jessica candidly working her model magic on the photo shoot set, it kindles so many naughty photographer fantasies I've had since before I could spell either of those words. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba vs. Olivia Munn in a Battle of Big Apple Summer Time Goodness

Is this a fair fight? I think so.

Putting aside the fact that we would probably kill upwards of fifty living creatures just for the chance to soap the back of Jessica Alba in the shower, we still do hold some hard lingering lust for fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn, both of whom looked rather extraordinarily innocent-hot as they made their way through New York City in their summer fare.

Obviously, we'd love to be the meat in the sandwich stuck between these two sweet hot ladies. But if you had to choose only one to lay down next to under the picnic blanket in the grass for a little huggy-time fun time, who would it be?

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Jessica Alba Cleavage Is Good Enough (Super Good Enough) for Me

Anything Alba!

I could easily hurt myself just watching Jessica Alba change a tire on her car (come to think of it, that would be amazing), because Jessica has achieved a level of hotness where you just need to see her and you can imagine the rest pretty much. And the mere sight of her cleavage, well that just kicks the Ego imagination into all sorts of overdrive mode, with thoughts of MILF motherly wonderments beneath just ready to feed our hungry passions.

Does this mean that Jessica Alba is literally not safe from our prying eyes walking down the streets of New York City in a low cut summer dress? It absolutely means this. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Wins Giffoni Award in Italy, We Think It’s For Looking Super Hot or Something

Honestly, this award Jessica Alba got all decked out and ogle-worthy to receive in Italy over the weekend, I'm pretty sure it's a bogus ruse just to get Jessica to show up smoking hot at your party, and I guess it worked because the uber-MILFtastic modeling mama showed up to receive her Giffoni Film Award and, presumably, everybody had a good laugh afterward,  I mean, after a solid wank (or whatever it's referred to in The Boot).

I'm currently mailing off the invitation to Jessica to come to my special award ceremony. They're called the Woody Awards. they take place in my bedroom, and I'm going to recommend she wear something classy, but definitely machine washable. Enjoy.

 

 

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Deliver the Motherlode of Hotness

Well, well, well, what have we here. Oh, just uber-sextastic MILF Jessica Alba bikini flashing in Italy, where all the sweet-looking celebrities seem to be vacationing seaside this week.

If you're thinking for even a second that the second baby was going to do anything to diminish the sweet body of Jessica Alba, let alone our desire to cover that body in honey and buzz like a fuzzy bee over and around her entire form, that my friend was a wasted second. The new mother, businesswoman, successful Internet entrepreneur, and rarely seen with her husband Jessica Alba is really an even hotter version than ever before. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba and Milla Jovovich Hottie Up Paris Fashion Week

Now, you well know we know shizz about fashion, other than the highly relevant relationship between high end fashion and super hot women. So, we must follow events such as Paris Fashion Week (Fall Winter Collection 2013, dontcha know) because where the five thousand dollar dresses go, so go the ridiculously sexy women who can afford them.

Such was the case at the Versace show over the weekend in Paris, where Jessica Alba stunned in a little black number flashing some of her mama cleavage (though, damn if we could find an upskirt, the girl knows how to use her purse for blockage) and Milla Jovovich who wore something that reminded us of her Fifth Element role, and just how hot she looked in that movie. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Bends Over for Gracious Down Top Views When Fixing Up Her Office

Here's what you have to admire about Jessica Alba and her message to women. Yes, you can have it all. Mom, family, career, the whole package. Now, granted, it helps to be super hot, wealthy, and did we mention super hot? But I'm sure those are just minor details for the rest of the fairer gender to work out.

For those unaware, Jessica Alba is now running a fast growing empire online of safe and enviro-friendly baby products that is raking in the super cash from moms everywhere that want to be like Jess. Bazillions. And, when the Benjamins are rolling in, you get some cash to re-decorate your office, as Jessica did with some Cost Plus World Markets rugs and, more importantly to all of us, you have to bend over to lay those suckers out. For all her resources, Jessica is a do-it-yourself kind of girl. We are ogle-herself kind of guys, so don't think we aren't going to peek down her top and whistle while she works.

Everybody has their part to play in nurturing the Egotastic! environment. Enjoy.

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