Somebody once asked me, ‘Hey, dumb-ass, what’s the only thing hotter than a super hot super model?’. Of course, I knew rhe answer, so I told my mom, ‘Duh. A super hot super model super nekkid.’
Izabel Goulart should not be flying below anybody’s sexy celebrity radar; she’s made a big imprint on the sextastic world through both her Victoria’s Secret showcases, and gracing the pages of so many magazines of late, not the least of which is Muse magazine, where the Brazilian hottie flashes her topless naughties for the benefit of all men with the foresight to pick up a woman’s magazine.
Such a killer hot body, it’s almost criminal. Enjoy.
Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart Lead List of Super Hotties at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Kick-Off Party
Well, yes of course there’s going to be a bevy of beauty at a kick-off party for the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition because the party is all about honoring the world-class bikini models currently filling the pages of the magazine. And, yes, of course, somehow, our invitation got lost in the mail. Which is pretty unfortunate, because we had already purchased our six-legged Southwest Airlines ticket to get across the country (I think one leg of the Southwest trip involved taking off from Topeka then landing at the other side of the airport.)
While all the ladies of my current dreams looked exceedingly hot last night, Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart probably stole the hottie crown for the evening, and that’s saying a ton at a party with the likes of Nina Agdal, Cintia Dicker, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Upton, and Bar Refaeli. Now, that’s a prime time pimping guest list.. Enjoy.
UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that’s from my tears of sorrow.
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And the bikini just keep on rolling on.
Sports Illustrated has come a long way since the cover model and a few interior shots of supermodel hotties in two-piece bathing suits. Now, it’s a monster pictorial jam of exotic beauties in exotic locations flashing exotic bodies. This is what we call progress. Not that the old school SI Swimsuit Editions didn’t produce a ton of classic hot bikini moments, much to the benefit of fapping sports fans from generations past.
Adding to the seemingly never ending list of bikini sextastic models in the 2012 edition are smoking-sexy Eurasian Chrissy Teigen, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart, and South African super busty swimsuit model, Genevieve Morton. Like a United Nations of super beach hotness. Enjoy.
Go Go Goulart. One of our favorite and definitely underrated supermodels and V.S. lingerie specialists, Izabel Goulart, takes to the pages of the current edition of Jack magazine, the ridiculously visually evocatively named magazine from Europe that loves to feature sexy celebs as much as love to leer at them. Izabel Goulart gets a bit artsy for us at times, but we always remind ourselves that under all the makeup and costumes and set design, there lies a sextastic Brazilian woman who we’d love to spend three to seven minutes making the sexy with, schedule dependent. Enjoy.
Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Mega-Roundup
Pardon me if we didn’t sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It’s a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie’s largest annual celebration.
Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we’re brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don’t get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.