Izabel Goulart

Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart Lead List of Super Hotties at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Kick-Off Party

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

Alyssa Miller Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Anne Vyalitsyna Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

Chrissy Teigen Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kick-Off Party

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Alyssa Miller Topless

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Well, yes of course there's going to be a bevy of beauty at a kick-off party for the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition because the party is all about honoring the world-class bikini models currently filling the pages of the magazine. And, yes, of course, somehow, our invitation got lost in the mail. Which is pretty unfortunate, because we had already purchased our six-legged Southwest Airlines ticket to get across the country (I think one leg of the Southwest trip involved taking off from Topeka then landing at the other side of the airport.)

While all the ladies of my current dreams looked exceedingly hot last night, Alyssa Miller and Izabel Goulart probably stole the hottie crown for the evening, and that's saying a ton at a party with the likes of Nina Agdal, Cintia Dicker, Chrissy Teigen, Kate Upton, and Bar Refaeli. Now, that's a prime time pimping guest list.. Enjoy.

More 2012 SI Swimsuit Hotness: Chrissy Teigen, Izabel Goulart, and Genevieve Morton

By Bill Swift | February 15, 2012 @ 8:23 am

UPDATE: Sorry to all, but mostly to myself, but Sports Illustrated has decided they no longer wish to share these beautiful photographs of beautiful models so they had to be removed. Please forgive the wet floors, that's from my tears of sorrow.

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And the bikini just keep on rolling on.

Sports Illustrated has come a long way since the cover model and a few interior shots of supermodel hotties in two-piece bathing suits. Now, it's a monster pictorial jam of exotic beauties in exotic locations flashing exotic bodies. This is what we call progress. Not that the old school SI Swimsuit Editions didn't produce a ton of classic hot bikini moments, much to the benefit of fapping sports fans from generations past.

Adding to the seemingly never ending list of bikini sextastic models in the 2012 edition are smoking-sexy Eurasian Chrissy Teigen, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart, and South African super busty swimsuit model, Genevieve Morton. Like a United Nations of super beach hotness. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Gets Wicked Hot in Jack Magazine

By Bill Swift | December 21, 2011 @ 11:36 am

Goulart!

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Lyndsey Fonseca in Jack

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Go Go Goulart. One of our favorite and definitely underrated supermodels and V.S. lingerie specialists, Izabel Goulart, takes to the pages of the current edition of Jack magazine, the ridiculously visually evocatively named magazine from Europe that loves to feature sexy celebs as much as love to leer at them. Izabel Goulart gets a bit artsy for us at times, but we always remind ourselves that under all the makeup and costumes and set design, there lies a sextastic Brazilian woman who we'd love to spend three to seven minutes making the sexy with, schedule dependent. Enjoy.

GOULART DIGS DEEP FOR NORDSTROM'S LINGERIE PHOTOS

Izabel Goulart in the Nordstrom Lingerie Catalog

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Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Mega-Roundup

By Jon | November 10, 2011 @ 9:13 am

Alessandra Ambrosio in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Erin Heatherton in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Afterparty

Adriana Lima in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Miranda Kerr Backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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Pardon me if we didn't sleep much last night, or, at all, but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is sort of like our Easter mixed with Christmas mixed with the day the ATM machine accidentally slips us an extra twenty by mistake. It's a great day, evening, overnight. No, not because Kanye West and Jay-Z really broke it down during the Fashion Show performance, or because Nicki Minaj kept her stage dildo at home, but because of the massive mass of super hot lingerie supermodels called in from around the world to prance and dance and strut the runway at lingerie's largest annual celebration.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Erin Heatherson, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, and Lily Aldridge all in the same room half-dressed at the same time? Lay out the scrubbable rubber mats if you wish to save yourself some cleaning costs (hey, we're brutally honest here). I have no idea what the actual new styles are for the new season, but I do know that you ought take your time going through this bevy of magnificently hot women before, during, and after the big show to get your V.S. mojo working. I mean, don't get so carried away that you end up buying your girl some pair of tawdry crotchless panties (rookie move) or that you start calling her Candice at the inappropriate moment, but most definitely, do enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Twitpics Her Pre-Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Workout

By Jon | October 28, 2011 @ 10:24 am

Izabel Goulart Getting in Shape Twitpics

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So you want to be a supermodel in the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, eh? Well, hotness has a price, and right here is where you start getting ogled.

Super lean, long, and sextastic Izabel Goulart tweeted a few pics of her hot-bodied self running through her workouts before she bares 99% of her body on the runway for the lingerie giant in November. The way she stretches her legs, well, it's downright mighty generous of her. It's no easy routine, but I tell you this, the dog that gets to lick her face, he's one lucky little furry bastard. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Does the Nearly Impossible, Makes Clothing Sexy

By Jon | October 6, 2011 @ 11:36 am

Izabel Goulart Victoria's Secret Photoshoot

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I suppose today's theme is sort of hotness we don't see enough of, from sexy celebrities we'd like to see in less. International supermodel Izabel Goulart is a strong case in point. One of the world's sexiest women for whom I usually have to dig through stacks of foreign Elles and Vogues to get a chance to ogle, but, now, thanks to Victoria's Secret new big dollar ad campaigns for the holidays, they're scooping up big payday models for their catalogue shoots, including Izabel in this fully-clothed, but still super hot collection of sheer little things on one of the world's hottest bodies. It's a match made in heaven, especially when the Angels are all having babies. Enjoy.

Izabel Goulart Gives Maximum Goulart Hotness for All the Monda To See

By Jon | April 28, 2011 @ 9:29 am

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Aye, yai, yai, Izabel. I've got some Goulart madness going on these days and I'm not afraid to say it. Topless preferred, natch, but I'll take my Brazilian V.S. Angels in any way, shape, or form, including these sexy pictures of Izabel Goulart from a photoshoot for Monda magazine. What would we men do if women didn't insist on being pimped goods by the super hottest among their gender? I ponder this time in the evening, albeit the answer to this hypothetical frightens me to my care. Thankfully, it shall never be and while the fairer sex is shopping, we shall be ogling the likes of super sultry hotties like Izabel Goulart. Every man deserves a little Goulart in his life. Enjoy.