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Victoria’s Secret Model Izabel Goulart Stuns On Copacabana Beach

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aldo-vallon - March 30, 2018

I know I do not have the best memory, but I know that I have seen this tushy recently. If there was a hiney hall of fame then this one would definitely be in there. Millions of people would take a vacations to Ohio every summer just to get a glimpse of them all. It does make me a little depressed to think of all the behinds that existed before film was invented, because that means we will never know how many others deserve to be inducted.

It wasn’t like the Egyptians were chiseling women with great derrieres into stone. For some reason they chose to put royalty and dudes with flat butts onto them. From my perspective, that was a colossal waste of time. And in that light, the great pyramids of Giza were only great wastes of time. They could have created a Sphynx with boobs, or a pyramid in the shape of buttocks. But instead they chose to make an object that is incapable of giving anyone a boner. What did the Egyptians have against their descendants that they spent hundreds of years creating things whose only purpose was denying them boners? What a buncha dicks.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News / Pacific Coast News

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