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Izabel Goulart Takes A Sexy Shower In A Little Black Bikini

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aldo-vallon - March 28, 2018

Izabel Goulart had better take care to not wander onto any beach volleyball courts while she is out, because every guy out there would probably kill for the chance to mistake her tush for the ball. I can’t hardly blame them either. If I was not wearing my glasses then I just might genuinely mistake it for that as well.

Let’s be honest for a minute. Butts were never meant to be as round as Izabel’s is. If they were then all of our chairs would be concave so that we would not roll out of them. But instead our chairs are flat, just like our butts are supposed to be.

All evidence points to Izabel being a freak of nature. Naturally, that is going to come along with its own fair share of troubles, like the aforementioned volleyball spiking. I wonder if that is worth it though? Never needing to wear a belt again must surely have its benefits. The cost alone that I have spent on belts could pay for a very mediocre retirement. I know that does not sound like much, because it isn’t, but I don’t have much else going for my future.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News



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