Now, you don’t need to tell anyone here about the power of women, well, hot women specifically. We’ve dedicated our lives for the past many years to the yearning supplication before the knees (to more ably peek up their skirts) of wicked hot celebrities. Granted, the folks at Variety may be conceiving of a broader definition of female power at their celebration, but, then, they’re overlooking the fundamental leverage women have over men in 99.9% of interactions. We men can’t say ‘no’ to sextastic ladies.
For example, oh, blessed hot Ashley Greene who was in attendance, Maria Menounos for whom we want to build a shrine of marble or plywood with a faux marble finish as it’s more economical, Halle Berry who we’ve been lusting for two decades now, Serinda Swan, brunette woman of super ogle-worthiness powers, and let us not overlook Azita Ghanizada, Afghan-born thespianic hottie who we first drooled over in some guest appearances on Entourage.
You want to talk about the power of women? Take a look at these ridiculously hot women and see if you can ever imagine not doing everything they say with a big dumb smile on your face. We must concede. Enjoy.
Halle Berry has kind of gone into weird underground mom with angry ex mode the past couple of years, lots of legal proceedings, injuries, flipping off the paparazzi cameras and the like. Kind of a sad turn for our long time veteran hottie who has really burned up the screen and our palms for nearly two decades now, at least since Boomerang.
But, now, a brief blast from the faptastic past with the still super sextastic 46-year old in a bikini top in Malibu over the weekend flashing her jugulars, and in a pair of shorts that every time she bent over to pick something up, we nearly dropped something ourselves.
Halle Berry has still got it, and we still want it. Enjoy.
Oh, nevermind, Halle Berry. (HuffPo)
There’s more to love with these girls. (FoxNews)
Megan Fox new movie. (GossipCenter)
Mayra Suarez very hot in very little clothes. (Popoholic)
Francesca Frigo in a pink, string bikini. (TMZ)
Jessie J in a completely see-through dress. (Celebuzz)
This hottie’s a lotta bit country. (TheChive)
Early Halloween look for Katy Perry. (HuffPo)
Halle Berry vs. Cameron Diaz: Bikini Battle. (FoxNews)
Good morning, Hilary Duff. (GossipCenter)
Say it aint so, Bree Olson! (TMZ)
Ali Larter nipples want out. (DrunkenStepfather)
Koopa Troopa open mic night. (CollegeHumor)
Hey there, Michelle Williams cleavage. (Popoholic)
There are all kinds of mad. There’s punch-your-roommate-who-uses-a-vacuum-cleaner kind of mad. And there’s the I-will-eat-expired-cheese-when-I-damn-well-please kind of mad. And there’s the what-do-you-mean-you-did-it-with-the-bald-dude-down-the-hall kind of mad. I mean, I’ve been all those types of mad before. But I’ve never been so angry before that my boob fell out of my top.
That glorious wardrobe mishap nearly happened to ageless sexy Halle Berry on the morning pickup run to retrieve her especially named child with her former husband or boyfriend or what have you. Halle got so pissed at the pissable (but highly necessarily) paparazzi, that her whole body shook, nearly freeing her amazing 45-year old boob (well, perhaps a bit newer) from its comfortable nest. Would that she were just a bit angrier; we were so close to having our pudding without eating any meat. Enjoy.
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History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).
The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:
For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you’re there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I’d recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.
Oh, Halle Berry, you have defied age with some mystical combination of voodoo, superior genes, Pilates, and 90210-services, and, well, veteran perfection. Another clear nominee for Top Hot Mama, Halley Berry celebrated her 45th birthday over the weekend with friend in Malibu, all of whom probably could not take their peepers off of the bodacious knockers of this bikini world first ballot Hall of Famer. That body at 45, wow, Halle, just wow. Happy Birthday.