Halle Berry

Halle Berry Bikini Pictures Reveal the Cleavage of An Ageless Goddess

By Bill Swift | March 27, 2013 @ 9:00 am

Halle Berry Bikini Cleavage on Vacations in Hawaii

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Well, goddess might be a bit much, but you can bet I'd be stringing together some seriously inflated compliments were I to have the chance to flirt with Halle Berry in her cleavetastic bikini in Hawaii this week. Things like, 'you don't look a day over 30' and 'how do you keep your skin so soft' and 'may I mount you with passion behind the eucalyptus tree'. Yes, the smooth talk would be flowing thanks to the overflowing chestal abundance display but on by Halle and her bikini top on vacation in Hawaii.

And, truly, Halle does not age. She is one of the few women in Hollywood who continues to pull off the short hair without looking like she's making a social statement, and she continues to to look Bond girl hotness worthy. It's really a something to behold. And, oh, how I'd like to behold those funbags in my two greedy little paws. Enjoy.

HALLE BERRY LOOKING VERY SIMILAR TO TWO YEARS AGO ON THE BEACH

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Halle Berry Working What She’s Got at Premiere of ‘The Call’

By Bill Swift | March 6, 2013 @ 10:47 am

Halle Berry Wears a Low-Cut Top to 'The Call' LA Movie Premiere

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I don't think Halle Berry is ever going to get old. She just seems to be getting hotter.

Now, I'm not as silly as my female friend who the other day told me she admired Halle Berry for her naturally hot boobs, I mean, let's be real, there are no real boobs in Hollywood. And when they're pointy and proud on a late 40-something actress, they've been handled by an M.D. twice or thrice in the past. Still, Halle Berry is one fine specimen of fairer sexhood, including her appearance last night at the L.A. premiere of The Call, where Halle stole yet another red carpet just by being the girl most guys dreamed about being their squeeze.

Halle Berry sextastic has been around forever, and it's not going away any time soon. Enjoy.

HALLE BERRY HAS BEEN CLEAVE-OWNING RED CARPETS FOR A LONG TIME NOW

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Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone, Halle Berry, Just a Few of Our Comic Book Movie Favorite Hotties

By Bill Swift | January 17, 2013 @ 12:24 pm

Anne Hathaway and Other Sextastic Celebrities in Comic Book Movies

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Let's face it, nothing draws more circumspection among fanboys, if not downright nervous hostility, than the selection of the female leads for some of the more finer, if not expensive, tentpole comic book movies. We've had some disagreement with Hollywood in their casting of such V.I.P. roles in the past, but, we must concede, they've nailed it right in several cases.

Take a look at our list of some of our more sextastically agreeable comic book movie heroines and superheroes. They can turn an otherwise mediocre fantasy-action film into a true visual treasure. Enjoy.

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 1:19 am

The best of the Red Carpet at the 2013 Golden Globe Awards

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Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.

LAST YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS RED CARPET TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST

2012 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet Arrivals

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Why Do Dudes Fight Over Halle Berry? Just Look at a Bunch of Her Hottest Body Pictures And You’ll Know Why

By Bill Swift | November 27, 2012 @ 11:46 pm

Halle Berry Killer Knockout Body Gallery

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Just look at what happened to the face of the pretty model boy former boyfriend Gabriel Aubry when he duked it out with current Euro-male hunky actor Olivier Martinez over at the Halle Berry home over Thanksgiving. This only goes to show two things. First, even actors can kick male models' asses. My six-year old niece could lay waste to pretty much the GQ Top 100 male models in a single evening. Second, men like to fight over hot women, oh, since the dawn of time. And that sextastic woman happens to be Halle Berry, who into her mid-40's now continues to have one of the single most magnificent bodies in all of Tinsel Town. And it's been wicked hot for some time.

In honor of the hamburger that is now Gabriel Aubry's face, we take a look some of our favorite Halle Berry hot bodied looks from over the past several years. Pretty damn amazing. Enjoy.

This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute Features Halle Berry Topless, Olivia Munn Topless, and Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman Nekkid (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | October 26, 2012 @ 11:08 am

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Halle Berry Topless Featured in the Mr. Skin Minute

While early Oscar buzz is sweeping movie land this time of year, early celebrity skin buzz remains forever the forecast of our friends at Mr. Skin, who have quite a doozy of dainty ladies without their tops on in this week's sixty seconds of on-film cheesecake known as the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week's MSM features Halle Berry, not topless in Cloud Atlas opening in theaters, but quite bare-topped in Swordfish, Olivia Munn dropping her top and flashing her beautiful chest in Magic Mike, now out on DVD, and the infamous nekkid scenes of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams from Take This Waltz, it's funbags and fur-balls and a definite must-see.

And, of course, DO NOT forget to get your Mr. Skin Minute membership like all the cool kids in class, with access to eight gazillion photos and videos of all celebrity skin on film and television. You can waste many fun hours searching their libraries. Trust me, I do all the time. Enjoy.

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Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, and Halle Berry Lead List of Hotties at Variety’s ‘Power of Women’ Estrogen Soaked Gala

By Bill Swift | October 8, 2012 @ 3:49 pm

Ashley Greene Looks Red Hot at Variety's Power of Women Event

Halle Berry Shows Cleavage at Variety's Power of Women Event

Maria Menounos Flaunts Curves at Variety's Power of Women Event

Serinda Swan is a Beauty in Black at Variety's Power of Women Event

Azita Ghanizada Shines in White at Variety's Power of Women Event

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Now, you don't need to tell anyone here about the power of women, well, hot women specifically. We've dedicated our lives for the past many years to the yearning supplication before the knees (to more ably peek up their skirts) of wicked hot celebrities. Granted, the folks at Variety may be conceiving of a broader definition of female power at their celebration, but, then, they're overlooking the fundamental leverage women have over men in 99.9% of interactions. We men can't say 'no' to sextastic ladies.

For example, oh, blessed hot Ashley Greene who was in attendance, Maria Menounos for whom we want to build a shrine of marble or plywood with a faux marble finish as it's more economical, Halle Berry who we've been lusting for two decades now, Serinda Swan, brunette woman of super ogle-worthiness powers, and let us not overlook Azita Ghanizada, Afghan-born thespianic hottie who we first drooled over in some guest appearances on Entourage.

You want to talk about the power of women? Take a look at these ridiculously hot women and see if you can ever imagine not doing everything they say with a big dumb smile on your face. We must concede. Enjoy.