Oh, Halle Berry, you have defied age with some mystical combination of voodoo, superior genes, Pilates, and 90210-services, and, well, veteran perfection. Another clear nominee for Top Hot Mama, Halley Berry celebrated her 45th birthday over the weekend with friend in Malibu, all of whom probably could not take their peepers off of the bodacious knockers of this bikini world first ballot Hall of Famer. That body at 45, wow, Halle, just wow. Happy Birthday.
It literally stinks that I was not invited once again this year to the FiFi Awards, the veritable Oscars of the fragrance industry, or, as it might be more truthfully called, the Celebrities Pimping Stink Awards. Well, I may not have been able to sample the odoriferous delights of rose petal mixed with the sweat of third world slave labor chem factory, but I was able to catch the visual pleasures from afar of some seriously unstanky Hollywood hotties, two of which that stuck out like girls that make your thumbs sore — Halle Berry and Padma Lakshmi, the sexy exotic breads elements to what could be an awesome Egotastic! meat fantasy sandwich. Both Halle and Padma looked ridiculously hot last night; if only I could have run my nasal passages up and down their frames for complete sensational sensations. Enjoy.
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It had to happen. It just did. The convergence of Egotastic! and Mr. Skin for an exclusive review of the hottest new moms out there in honor of the Mother’s Day holiday. Oh, sure, you love your mom, heck, I love your mom, but does she make the Top Five Hottest MILF celebs of the New (Nude) Generation?
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The valleys betwixt boobtastic were on highlight reel levels at the Silver Rose Gala over the weekend where funbaggery was afoot as Christiana Milian entered the juggtacular octagaon to challenge veteran cleavetastic champ, Halle Berry, to a formal wear flashing contest of milky proportions. Both MILFs brought their post nursing twins to bear in their lower cut frocks, providing some epic ogling opportunities for the males in attendance. As always, there were no losers, only winners, though sadly arms were never fully raised in triumph. Enjoy.
I’m not sure what Halle Berry is up to these days. I mean, she dates models, she shops, she goes to the beach, and, well, the only real matter of importance — she flashes her continuing hot body for the benefit of all man-kind. I can almost feel the virtual neck pains imagining how hard I’d crank my neck at the beach if Halle walked by in a cleavage baring bikini top. Oh, sure, she’s been seen in less, but for a cloudy Malibu day, this is a bit of bosom-based sunshine that could brighten up any man’s day. So, Halle, whatever it is you’re doing or not doing these days, just keep doing it in that tiny bikini top and we will support you, even as we undress you with our mind’s eye. Enjoy.
The 42nd annual NAACP Image awards brought out some celebrity hotties to the red carpet this weekend, and, while some people would say that racially or ethnically inspired award shows ought go the way of the dodo bird, I say, any reason to line up a series of sextastic actresses in cleavage-revealing dresses and parade them in front of cameras — well, call me old-fashioned, but this is a tradition requiring continuity. In addition to noteworthy hot bodies Halle Berry and Sofia Vegara, a couple other ogle worthy decked out celebs included Kerry Washington and Victoria Justice, who should be a mandatory invitee to any and all award shows these days. Enjoy.
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Okay, those who stuck with me through the night know that I was in some trouble with my girlfriend for ogling down the hottest celebrities on the red carpet at this evening’s 2011 Golden Globe Awards. I’m in the doghouse, but while I am, I’m going to envision a cathouse filled with my favorite sexy celebrities of the evening (in no particular order of preference, all these ladies may assault me in perverse ways at their discretion):
Anne Hathaway, Dianna Agron, Emma Stone, Megan Fox, Sofia Vergara, Eva Longoria, Maria Menounos, Naya Rivera, Nicole Kidman, Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, and Mandy Moore.
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