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Halle Berry Flat Toned Tummy Showoff in L.A.

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bill-swift - June 10, 2017

Fifties and Faptastic Halle Berry does the perfect combo of pretending like she doesn't want to be photographed, after three hours of making herself picture perfect and being one of the few fifty-something women who can turn necks in her bare midriff outfit out on the town. It's a science, not an art. Maybe both.

Halle has been denying rumors that she's pregnant again, but only because they're not true. I happen to know she's waiting for me to come produce her final child. Because of her numerical age, it may take many many attempts. I'm willing to go that extra mile. Whatever it takes, Halle. You keep going bare midriff with your tight hot veteran mom tummy and I'll keep producing on my end. I will need some Chicken Nuggets and forties sent to the room every four hours. Outside of that, let's make us a baby! Enjoy.

 

Photo Credit: Blackgrid



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