Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Turns Women’s Magazines Into Male Fantasy (That’s a Thing)

You know this is the time of the month when my supply of ladies magazines comes to the doorstep of my pied-à-terre and I scream like a little girl child with delight. And no greater shriek perhaps than the sight of Doutzen Kroes in Vogue magazine in a fashiony, yet undeniably sextastic pictorial that I had to leer at not twice, but thrice, to gather in the full horny majesty.

Once again, Doutzen Kroes proves she is one of the world's least well known super hot women, the reasons why remain a complete mystery. But I consider her something of a secret pleasure. Like Duck Dynasty. Only far less facial hair. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Hot Bits of Spanish Vacation Booty Reveals

I'll say this for Spain, it's doing quite well this time of year in terms of attracting top tier sextastic celebrity talent. Half of the world's best looking ladies seem to be sunning on or off it's rocky shores these past couple of weeks, including the MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes who wore the very perfect bikini to flatter her former Angel asstastic.

Doutzen Kroes truly is one of the underrated hotties on this spinning orb, a lingerie model turned mommy turned woman of my nightly dreams. Check out her bikini bottom for a while and she will invade your overnight hours theater as well, I assure you. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of Photoshoot in The Big Apple

 

More than a nip slip really, a solid bit of melon exhibited by our heavily belusted hottie, Doutzen Kroes, when shooting out in New York City, and obviously wearing no bra.

Now, we hate bras more than any woman does, I assure you. So we were quite pleased at the sight of the teat of the most underrated of the Victoria's Secret angels. Doutzen Kroes deserves all the attention she gets, whether flashing or not. Though, flashing really is the preferred method, natch. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Covered Topless and Uncovered Sextastic in Vogue Brazil

Wow, as if my lust curve for Doutzen Kroes could rise much higher. Inflate if you will. Now the formerly forgotten Victoria's Secret Angel is growing ever more sextastic in her new pictorial for Vogue Brazil. It's a breath-stealer and eye-popper and an all-around all-over smile inducer, if you happen to lust ridiculously hot girls in feline covered topless poses.

I've made it my mission to put Doutzen Kroes name on the tip of every gentleman oglers tongue. I know, not entirely what you wish were placed there in relation to Doutzen, but I'm just the guy who fires the starting gun, you need to run the race for yourself. And, as ever, enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Goes Sextastic Beach Hombre for H&M

I really am digging Doutzen Kroes more and more these days.

An underrated Victoria's Secret angel no longer, the MILFtastic sweet bodied model is now branching out big time, the finest parties, the biggest red carpets, and the swank retailer catalogs. Like her current visual gig for H&M, showing just how stupid hot a woman can look in a black hat at the beach. It works for me. Kind of Clint Eastwood, if Clint were one of the world's most good looking women who I dream about thrice nightly. And, he is not.

Doutzen Kroes, climbing the sextastic ladder many rungs at a time. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes

The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you'd chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it's a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..

While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you're thinking the same thing. Hey, we can't all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Reveal an Angel With a Devilish Booty

Doutzen Kroes just keeps getting more and more MILFtastic. Yes, we love to see our Victoria's Secret angels in their trademark lingerie catalog shoots, but, oh, so much better when caught candidly as on the beach in little bikinis flashing their million dollar bodies. And I'd pay a million dollars for a few moments of loving, touching, and squeezing with Doutzen. I'm currently just $999,999 and some change short of that goal, but I've just got a second shift at the El Super Loco so within 375 more years, I should be able to scrape this together.

Some dreams are short term, and some dreams, as is happening with the sight of Doutzen Kroes in her tiny bikini, oh, they are long dreams indeed. Enjoy.