Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes and Irina Shayk Showing Off Hotties for Froufrou Event in New York

Who can keep track of all these upscale events in New York this weekend in and around fashion week? I can only tell you that I wasn’t invited to any again this year, damn fashion snobs. But, I do have my sources, and we have our ogling eyes peeping into all the best events, including this fancy fest that brought out super hotties Doutzen Kroes and Irina Shayk showing off some of their fine fun parts for the benefit of some good cause. Namely, our viewing pleasure.

Seeing Doutzen and Irina only serves to remind me that as much I’d love invites to these swank soirees, you really can’t show up without a supermodel on your arm, exiting out of your fancy car. So, I’ve got one year to upgrade my stepping out status such that next Fashion Week, I’m not rolling up in a Corolla with my cousin Anita in her back brace. I feel like there’s no obstacle I can’t overcome if girls like Doutzen and Irina are on the other side. Unless it involves heights, I’m not so good with heights. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Topless ‘Goddesses’ for Interview Shoot

 
Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Topless in 'The Goddesses' Shoot for Interview Magazine September 2013
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Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there’s acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.

In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes Covers Her Nekkidness, But Not Her Hotness for Vogue

I’m a little miffed that the sextastic Doutzen Kroes covered up her true birthday suit beauty, so I’m naturally going to be writing a letter to somebody using the word ‘unfair’ quite a bit. At the same time, the sextastic V.S. Angel is just so alluring, just the mere act of watching her try not to show any of her fun parts in Vogue magazine is something of a funny part. At least, it’s made for a fun evening activity for me here as I draw slowly on my fancy glass of three dollar Scotch.

Ultimately, I do believe that people involved in covering up women on photosets are committing some type of crime against man-ity and should be dragged away in shackles. At the same time, never ever overlook the chance for a decent ogle of a crazy hot woman. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Turns Women’s Magazines Into Male Fantasy (That’s a Thing)

You know this is the time of the month when my supply of ladies magazines comes to the doorstep of my pied-à-terre and I scream like a little girl child with delight. And no greater shriek perhaps than the sight of Doutzen Kroes in Vogue magazine in a fashiony, yet undeniably sextastic pictorial that I had to leer at not twice, but thrice, to gather in the full horny majesty.

Once again, Doutzen Kroes proves she is one of the world’s least well known super hot women, the reasons why remain a complete mystery. But I consider her something of a secret pleasure. Like Duck Dynasty. Only far less facial hair. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Hot Bits of Spanish Vacation Booty Reveals

I’ll say this for Spain, it’s doing quite well this time of year in terms of attracting top tier sextastic celebrity talent. Half of the world’s best looking ladies seem to be sunning on or off it’s rocky shores these past couple of weeks, including the MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes who wore the very perfect bikini to flatter her former Angel asstastic.

Doutzen Kroes truly is one of the underrated hotties on this spinning orb, a lingerie model turned mommy turned woman of my nightly dreams. Check out her bikini bottom for a while and she will invade your overnight hours theater as well, I assure you. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of Photoshoot in The Big Apple

 
Doutzen Kroes Nip Slip on Set of a Photoshoot in NYC
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More than a nip slip really, a solid bit of melon exhibited by our heavily belusted hottie, Doutzen Kroes, when shooting out in New York City, and obviously wearing no bra.

Now, we hate bras more than any woman does, I assure you. So we were quite pleased at the sight of the teat of the most underrated of the Victoria’s Secret angels. Doutzen Kroes deserves all the attention she gets, whether flashing or not. Though, flashing really is the preferred method, natch. Enjoy.

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Doutzen Kroes Covered Topless and Uncovered Sextastic in Vogue Brazil

Wow, as if my lust curve for Doutzen Kroes could rise much higher. Inflate if you will. Now the formerly forgotten Victoria’s Secret Angel is growing ever more sextastic in her new pictorial for Vogue Brazil. It’s a breath-stealer and eye-popper and an all-around all-over smile inducer, if you happen to lust ridiculously hot girls in feline covered topless poses.

I’ve made it my mission to put Doutzen Kroes name on the tip of every gentleman oglers tongue. I know, not entirely what you wish were placed there in relation to Doutzen, but I’m just the guy who fires the starting gun, you need to run the race for yourself. And, as ever, enjoy.