Doutzen Kroes

And the After Party… Victoria’s Secret Models Returning to their London Hotel Post-Fashion Show

If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.

Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.

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Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, More Angels Bring Lingerie Hottie Heaven at UK Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

And, then it happened. After all the hype and promos and media moments, it was time to unleash the super world class lingerie hotties down the catwalk at the U.K. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I can’t show how it compares or not to the U.S. edition, I can only say more more more can never quite be enough when you’re talking about the likes of Candice Swanepoel and the vastly underrated Doutzen Kroes strutting the runway in bras and panties. Granted, the wings and feathers and dramatic flairs are a bit over the top and unnecessarily stagy, but that couldn’t possibly take away from the sheer epic power of a dozen of the world’s most sextastic women in their intimates flashing their absolutely perfect bodies to the world. It’d be like complaining about the color of the craft that landed on the moon. This is the accomplishment.

Next year I do hope Victoria’s Secret takes my suggestion and adds a third major fashion show venue within my very home. I have the runway already nearly assembled and an applause machine to make up for the fact that myself and my elderly neighbor Anton who helped pay for the runway linoleum will be in attendance. C’mon, V.S., this just makes sense. Enjoy.
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Doutzen Kroes Hot Lingerie Prepping for the Victoria’s Secret Show

Every year the good and decent silk and lace making folks at Victoria’s Secret pimp their annual runway show for CBS just a little bit harder. More promos, more commercials, more hotness the likes of Doutzen Kroes showing off some of her fitting photos backstage prepping for the event in Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

Now, I’d be lying if I said the annual fashion show itself isn’t a bit PG-rated compared to even your typical catalog shoot. It is an all-audience type event, meaning, even less skin than normal. However, any time you get the world’s hottest women by the gaggle full into one location to pimp panties and bras, well, there is likely to be some delicious treats in store. As in the case of Doutzen Kroes, one crazy underrated angel MILFtastic. How I’d like to be her official dresser slash undresser for this event. I would do one of those tasks slowly, one rather quick. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Hot Toned Body for V.S. Sports Promotion

Doutzen Kroes remains the single most underrated angel in the V.S. arsenal and simply one of the hottest women on this entire planet.

The Dutch model was in Miami at the Victoria’s Secret store showing off their whatever new sporting wear line for the ladies. I don’t care what she’s selling because I’m buying it, by the dozens. This woman looks good in and out of everything. And that hot mommy body, makes me want to cry a little. Not so much she thinks me a fool, just enough she offers to find me a tissue. Oh, Doutzen, we need to spend more time together sharing our deepest secrets, and such. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot Workout Will Kickstart a Million New Year’s Resolutions

I’m pretty sure Doutzen Kroes isn’t really sweating in these Victoria’s Secret workout promotional photos. They sprayed her down with water. That only makes her hotter really, and me more jealous of the person whose job it is to spritz down this ridiculously hot MILF in her Spandex workout gear. Perfect in every inch of her passion inducing body, posing and preening and bending for the cameras to capture every perfect angle.

Yep, it’s almost New Year’s and many of you will be inclined to look at these pictures and resolve to hit the gym more often in 2014. Personally, I’m making a resolution to ask Doutzen Kroes for the opportunity to help her undress out of her sweaty workout gear. If I’m going to the gym more in 2014, I want it to be for the best purpose possible. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot in Her Undies for Victoria’s Secret

Someday I’m going to V.S. corporate headquarters and share with them the irony that they are a company that sells billions of dollars in bras but their most sextastic catalog photos are hot models topless. Then they can throw me out and remind me I’m still $127 short on my payments due for summer collection purchases. Still, it’d be worth it. Maybe I’d run into Doutzen Kroes, one of the truly unsung smoking hot angels who delivers some of the most epic photoshoots coming out of the silk and lace company.

I’ve already forgiven Doutzen for marrying a DJ and moved back into pure feelings of lust for this fine female form. Doutzen is fast approaching Super MILF territories with her repeated ability to make millions of men want to jump through the pages of the Victoria’s Secret magazine they’re pretending isn’t something they secretly ordered to their residence. Just one fine lady. Enjoy.

Kate Upton, Miley Cyrus, and Doutzen Kroes Lead List of Hotties at 30th Annual Night of the Stars

I think this particular gala is related to the fashion industry. There are so many upscale events taking place this time of year, I really can’t keep track. My iCal calendar is just overloaded with events that I’m not personally invited to, but I know will be bringing out the hotties worth gawking in their general direction.

Like last night’s Annual Night of the Stars event in The Big Apple. There were sextastic decked out sights a plenty. But the bodacious Kate Upton, the crazy media popular Miley Cyrus, and MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes stole the evening for me. I’d be happy to have danced with any one of them last night. And, by dance, yes, I mean, sweaty hot making of the sexy. I don’t dance, but fine women do inspire. Enjoy.