January really just might be the best month of the year for lingerie visuals. Odd, but true. Maybe it’s the lead-in to Valentine’s Day, or just the fact that everybody is sick of the cold winter weather and the visual treat of world class hotties in bras and panties or often less is precisely what their cockles need for warming. I’m hardly complaining, usually just begging for more.
Manic magazine dedicated their current issue to the luscious lovelies of the lingerie angel world, including Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel, baring their faptastic bodies in little bits of silk and lace to remind everybody what they already knew: seeing these sextastic models half-nekkid will dramatically increase your heart rate. Shhh, listen, can you hear it? That’s not a pitter patter, that a resounding beat after seeing Adriana Lima covering her chest with her slightest of limbed modesties. Heavenly girls are such a blessing. When they start wearing nothing but panties, that’s a downright miracle. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Manic Magazine
We’ve seen a few of the mostly nekkid Angels before from master hot girl photographer Russell James in his Angels photo book, but EgoReader ‘Nelly’ would like to remind me rather vociferously how I missed the startling hot Doutzen Kroes and Marisa Miller. That is, both are startling hot and created somewhere in a factory in heaven where the guards won’t even let me peek in the window. Damn you guards at the heavenly sextastic lady factory.
There’s some amazingly cool shots in here in black and white of lady rears and fronts that really ought to knock your socks off, or at least make you grab for some. Truly the essence of angelic beauty capture in the form of two of the world’s most desirable women. This is like a buffet of only the best stuff, no vegetable dishes with exotic sounding names to fool you into trying vegetables. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Angels By Russell James
If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.
Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.
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And, then it happened. After all the hype and promos and media moments, it was time to unleash the super world class lingerie hotties down the catwalk at the U.K. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I can’t show how it compares or not to the U.S. edition, I can only say more more more can never quite be enough when you’re talking about the likes of Candice Swanepoel and the vastly underrated Doutzen Kroes strutting the runway in bras and panties. Granted, the wings and feathers and dramatic flairs are a bit over the top and unnecessarily stagy, but that couldn’t possibly take away from the sheer epic power of a dozen of the world’s most sextastic women in their intimates flashing their absolutely perfect bodies to the world. It’d be like complaining about the color of the craft that landed on the moon. This is the accomplishment.
Next year I do hope Victoria’s Secret takes my suggestion and adds a third major fashion show venue within my very home. I have the runway already nearly assembled and an applause machine to make up for the fact that myself and my elderly neighbor Anton who helped pay for the runway linoleum will be in attendance. C’mon, V.S., this just makes sense. Enjoy.
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Every year the good and decent silk and lace making folks at Victoria’s Secret pimp their annual runway show for CBS just a little bit harder. More promos, more commercials, more hotness the likes of Doutzen Kroes showing off some of her fitting photos backstage prepping for the event in Harper’s Bazaar magazine.
Now, I’d be lying if I said the annual fashion show itself isn’t a bit PG-rated compared to even your typical catalog shoot. It is an all-audience type event, meaning, even less skin than normal. However, any time you get the world’s hottest women by the gaggle full into one location to pimp panties and bras, well, there is likely to be some delicious treats in store. As in the case of Doutzen Kroes, one crazy underrated angel MILFtastic. How I’d like to be her official dresser slash undresser for this event. I would do one of those tasks slowly, one rather quick. Enjoy.
Doutzen Kroes remains the single most underrated angel in the V.S. arsenal and simply one of the hottest women on this entire planet.
The Dutch model was in Miami at the Victoria’s Secret store showing off their whatever new sporting wear line for the ladies. I don’t care what she’s selling because I’m buying it, by the dozens. This woman looks good in and out of everything. And that hot mommy body, makes me want to cry a little. Not so much she thinks me a fool, just enough she offers to find me a tissue. Oh, Doutzen, we need to spend more time together sharing our deepest secrets, and such. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure Doutzen Kroes isn’t really sweating in these Victoria’s Secret workout promotional photos. They sprayed her down with water. That only makes her hotter really, and me more jealous of the person whose job it is to spritz down this ridiculously hot MILF in her Spandex workout gear. Perfect in every inch of her passion inducing body, posing and preening and bending for the cameras to capture every perfect angle.
Yep, it’s almost New Year’s and many of you will be inclined to look at these pictures and resolve to hit the gym more often in 2014. Personally, I’m making a resolution to ask Doutzen Kroes for the opportunity to help her undress out of her sweaty workout gear. If I’m going to the gym more in 2014, I want it to be for the best purpose possible. Enjoy.