In honor of all the things I lust, like hot MILFs and lingerie and swimsuit models changing on the beach, well, Doutzen Kroes went and nearly did it again with barely an inch or so of blanket covering her swollen lovely mams from the sight of our ogling eyes on the beach in Miami changing for a thong swimsuit thingamajig. It was enough to remind me why sleeping overnight on the public beach pays off. You’re in before they put up that silly cordoned off tape.
And, don’t you know, it’s been six years almost to the date since we first fell madly in passion with Doutzen Kroes, pre-mommy years, when she posed topless for V magazine. I know, time flies when you’re leering at ridiculously hot women’s melons. But, oh, how we did become entranced that day. I invited you to re-feel those feelings of warmth once again. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure what Doutzen Kroes was modeling exactly on the beach in Miami. Not precisely what I would choose for the Victoria’s Secret angel and MILFtastic hottie, but at least they were kind enough to leave her precious booty exposed to the sun and wind and gentleman ogler’s gaze.
Doutzen Kroes is working steadily once more which is a wonderful thing for those of us in the Doutzen Kroes Sextastic Appreciation Society who need our regular fill of Doutzen in various stages of showoff mode. Though I might have gone for a bikini or less and perhaps maybe just shot the entire thing in my abode while covering Doutzen’s booty in whipped cream cheese. But that’s just me, what do I know about staging. This is nice too. Just, you know, second best. Bless you, Doutzen. Enjoy.
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The Wall Street Journal isn’t exactly the place I go to first for my hot girl photo needs. Though the comics are hilarious. Though vastly underrated hottie Doutzen Kroes and her MILFtastic allure lead me to believe I need to add this to my list of a thousand daily portals to peep. Wow. I mean, wow, this Victoria’s Secret angel makes me want to shed a tear or joy mixed with sorrow mixed with a decent amount of the vodka I overindulged in at lunch. I’m old school.
Doutzen Kroes doesn’t need lots of fancy staging or production value or wardrobe for that matter. She’s just a classic beauty with the visual wonderments of a natural born goddess. I’m partially complimenting her so she’ll look kindly on the pleading letters I write her to leave her DJ husband and run away with a blogger. Let’s face it, DJ is like the only job title that falls below blogger in the natural order. No offense, people with iPods and cool bracelets. Enjoy.
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January really just might be the best month of the year for lingerie visuals. Odd, but true. Maybe it’s the lead-in to Valentine’s Day, or just the fact that everybody is sick of the cold winter weather and the visual treat of world class hotties in bras and panties or often less is precisely what their cockles need for warming. I’m hardly complaining, usually just begging for more.
Manic magazine dedicated their current issue to the luscious lovelies of the lingerie angel world, including Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel, baring their faptastic bodies in little bits of silk and lace to remind everybody what they already knew: seeing these sextastic models half-nekkid will dramatically increase your heart rate. Shhh, listen, can you hear it? That’s not a pitter patter, that a resounding beat after seeing Adriana Lima covering her chest with her slightest of limbed modesties. Heavenly girls are such a blessing. When they start wearing nothing but panties, that’s a downright miracle. Enjoy.
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We’ve seen a few of the mostly nekkid Angels before from master hot girl photographer Russell James in his Angels photo book, but EgoReader ‘Nelly’ would like to remind me rather vociferously how I missed the startling hot Doutzen Kroes and Marisa Miller. That is, both are startling hot and created somewhere in a factory in heaven where the guards won’t even let me peek in the window. Damn you guards at the heavenly sextastic lady factory.
There’s some amazingly cool shots in here in black and white of lady rears and fronts that really ought to knock your socks off, or at least make you grab for some. Truly the essence of angelic beauty capture in the form of two of the world’s most desirable women. This is like a buffet of only the best stuff, no vegetable dishes with exotic sounding names to fool you into trying vegetables. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Angels By Russell James
If you consider yourself a true connoisseur of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, then you know the finer moments often occur after the show is over, when the girls get decked out for the after party, all swank and gowned out over the lovely little silky bits they modeled earlier.
Candice Swanepoel and a bevy of other Euro-model beauties tasked with catwalking in bra and panties headed back to the hotel for what can only be described as the best party you never got invited to. Or if you did, I hope you took pictures in and around the ladies powder room. A job well done by the ladies earlier in the evening, time to let loose later in the evening. There’s really nothing better than a room full of the world’s most sextastic women looking to unwind after work. This is the true Happy Hour. Enjoy.
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