Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Hot Toned Body for V.S. Sports Promotion

Doutzen Kroes remains the single most underrated angel in the V.S. arsenal and simply one of the hottest women on this entire planet.

The Dutch model was in Miami at the Victoria's Secret store showing off their whatever new sporting wear line for the ladies. I don't care what she's selling because I'm buying it, by the dozens. This woman looks good in and out of everything. And that hot mommy body, makes me want to cry a little. Not so much she thinks me a fool, just enough she offers to find me a tissue. Oh, Doutzen, we need to spend more time together sharing our deepest secrets, and such. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot Workout Will Kickstart a Million New Year’s Resolutions

I'm pretty sure Doutzen Kroes isn't really sweating in these Victoria's Secret workout promotional photos. They sprayed her down with water. That only makes her hotter really, and me more jealous of the person whose job it is to spritz down this ridiculously hot MILF in her Spandex workout gear. Perfect in every inch of her passion inducing body, posing and preening and bending for the cameras to capture every perfect angle.

Yep, it's almost New Year's and many of you will be inclined to look at these pictures and resolve to hit the gym more often in 2014. Personally, I'm making a resolution to ask Doutzen Kroes for the opportunity to help her undress out of her sweaty workout gear. If I'm going to the gym more in 2014, I want it to be for the best purpose possible. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Wicked Hot in Her Undies for Victoria’s Secret

Someday I'm going to V.S. corporate headquarters and share with them the irony that they are a company that sells billions of dollars in bras but their most sextastic catalog photos are hot models topless. Then they can throw me out and remind me I'm still $127 short on my payments due for summer collection purchases. Still, it'd be worth it. Maybe I'd run into Doutzen Kroes, one of the truly unsung smoking hot angels who delivers some of the most epic photoshoots coming out of the silk and lace company.

I've already forgiven Doutzen for marrying a DJ and moved back into pure feelings of lust for this fine female form. Doutzen is fast approaching Super MILF territories with her repeated ability to make millions of men want to jump through the pages of the Victoria's Secret magazine they're pretending isn't something they secretly ordered to their residence. Just one fine lady. Enjoy.

Kate Upton, Miley Cyrus, and Doutzen Kroes Lead List of Hotties at 30th Annual Night of the Stars

I think this particular gala is related to the fashion industry. There are so many upscale events taking place this time of year, I really can't keep track. My iCal calendar is just overloaded with events that I'm not personally invited to, but I know will be bringing out the hotties worth gawking in their general direction.

Like last night's Annual Night of the Stars event in The Big Apple. There were sextastic decked out sights a plenty. But the bodacious Kate Upton, the crazy media popular Miley Cyrus, and MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes stole the evening for me. I'd be happy to have danced with any one of them last night. And, by dance, yes, I mean, sweaty hot making of the sexy. I don't dance, but fine women do inspire. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Irina Shayk Showing Off Hotties for Froufrou Event in New York

Who can keep track of all these upscale events in New York this weekend in and around fashion week? I can only tell you that I wasn't invited to any again this year, damn fashion snobs. But, I do have my sources, and we have our ogling eyes peeping into all the best events, including this fancy fest that brought out super hotties Doutzen Kroes and Irina Shayk showing off some of their fine fun parts for the benefit of some good cause. Namely, our viewing pleasure.

Seeing Doutzen and Irina only serves to remind me that as much I'd love invites to these swank soirees, you really can't show up without a supermodel on your arm, exiting out of your fancy car. So, I've got one year to upgrade my stepping out status such that next Fashion Week, I'm not rolling up in a Corolla with my cousin Anita in her back brace. I feel like there's no obstacle I can't overcome if girls like Doutzen and Irina are on the other side. Unless it involves heights, I'm not so good with heights. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Topless ‘Goddesses’ for Interview Shoot

 

Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there's acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.

In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Covers Her Nekkidness, But Not Her Hotness for Vogue

I'm a little miffed that the sextastic Doutzen Kroes covered up her true birthday suit beauty, so I'm naturally going to be writing a letter to somebody using the word 'unfair' quite a bit. At the same time, the sextastic V.S. Angel is just so alluring, just the mere act of watching her try not to show any of her fun parts in Vogue magazine is something of a funny part. At least, it's made for a fun evening activity for me here as I draw slowly on my fancy glass of three dollar Scotch.

Ultimately, I do believe that people involved in covering up women on photosets are committing some type of crime against man-ity and should be dragged away in shackles. At the same time, never ever overlook the chance for a decent ogle of a crazy hot woman. Enjoy.