Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Goes Sextastic Beach Hombre for H&M

I really am digging Doutzen Kroes more and more these days.

An underrated Victoria’s Secret angel no longer, the MILFtastic sweet bodied model is now branching out big time, the finest parties, the biggest red carpets, and the swank retailer catalogs. Like her current visual gig for H&M, showing just how stupid hot a woman can look in a black hat at the beach. It works for me. Kind of Clint Eastwood, if Clint were one of the world’s most good looking women who I dream about thrice nightly. And, he is not.

Doutzen Kroes, climbing the sextastic ladder many rungs at a time. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence Heat Up Cannes

The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you’d chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point, it’s a big Benicio Del Toro fan fest. But, while the important folk discuss matters of little importance to the rest of the world, Cannes does indeed bring out the super hotties. Actresses and supporting models alike, including Doutzen Kroes and Jennifer Lawrence who both brought their A-plus game to the premiere of Jimmy P..

While Eva Longoria and her lady nest flash clearly stole the show momentarily at this very same event, Doutzen and Jennifer formed two sextastic pieces of bread for which I have crudely simple meat solution. Oh, yes indeed. And, shut up, you’re thinking the same thing. Hey, we can’t all be high minded and important. Leave that to the Frenchy folks in Cannes. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Reveal an Angel With a Devilish Booty

Doutzen Kroes just keeps getting more and more MILFtastic. Yes, we love to see our Victoria’s Secret angels in their trademark lingerie catalog shoots, but, oh, so much better when caught candidly as on the beach in little bikinis flashing their million dollar bodies. And I’d pay a million dollars for a few moments of loving, touching, and squeezing with Doutzen. I’m currently just $999,999 and some change short of that goal, but I’ve just got a second shift at the El Super Loco so within 375 more years, I should be able to scrape this together.

Some dreams are short term, and some dreams, as is happening with the sight of Doutzen Kroes in her tiny bikini, oh, they are long dreams indeed. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Hotness Perks Up Your Morning

Doutzen Kroes truly is the most underrated of Angels, if it’s possible to be an underrated Angel. This ridiculously hot mom is the stalwart of the sextastic. A breath of breathtaking lust inducement who delivers a homerun pretty much every time out, be it in bikinis or lingerie or hopefully less.

In her latest shoot for Victoria’s Secret, Doutzen shows exactly how and why she earns her keep. Women want to be like her and men want to be trapped in a car crusher with her with the only means of escape being a spark produced by the friction between jostling body parts. Oh, to explode in that crusher with the MILFtastic Doutzen. Yeah, I know that doesn’t make any sense. But it’s Doutzen Kroes! So effin’ hot. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Are Asstastically Delicious

I really must stand up and applaud the fine bodily work of Doutzen Kroes of late. The Victoria’s Secret Angel has not let motherhood stop her one bit from maintaining just one ridiculously hot bikini body. And that’s the way nature intended it to be. So hot women could have many good looking children, they need to stay hot even after their first child or two. It’s an essential adaptation to keep the species from getting ugly. And Doutzen Kroes is more than doing her part to keep the healthy mating instinct alive and well.

Bending down, around, and just all around looking like one hot young maternal figure, Doutzen Kroes got major eyeballs in Miami, a town right now where the competition among the hard bodied ladies is stiff, and the men who are unofficially judging minute by minute are even stiffer. Props to you, Ms. Kroes, keep up the good work. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Continue Her MILFtastic Run in Miami

It’s so easy to overlook Doutzen Kroes and her fine line of MILFtastic visuals. I’m not sure why she often gets forgotten in the mix. Maybe it’s her less marketable name, maybe it’s her falling in making-babies love with a DJ (a sin among all sins), or maybe it’s just because she does take time away from the camera to care for her offspring. But when she’s on point, caught on camera, in just her little bikinis, candid or otherwise, there really is no tighter, hotter, mommy body on the planet, as far as I can tell. And I do look, quite a bit.

Doutzen Kroes, we promise to never forsake you. Which is more than we can say for the dude who pushes buttons and waves his hands in the air on stage for a living. We’ll be there for you. To support you. Hands on, as needed. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Show in Miami Goes Candidly Hot and Behind the Scenes

Two of our very favorite bikini model uber-hotties, Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel, hit the pools and beaches of Miami over the weekend in a combination working weekend and relaxing vacation time bikini festival of serious wonderment.

While both girls hit the beach to prepare for their photoshoot, Doutzen also took advantage of some stripping out of her shorts family time by the hotel pool…

…while Candice was strictly business, the business of extremely sextastic bikini photos, being primed and prepped along the South Florida beach.

Oh, you can have your Paris and Rome, I’ll take Miami in the Spring. The bodies are just epic. Enjoy.