Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Hotness Perks Up Your Morning

Doutzen Kroes truly is the most underrated of Angels, if it's possible to be an underrated Angel. This ridiculously hot mom is the stalwart of the sextastic. A breath of breathtaking lust inducement who delivers a homerun pretty much every time out, be it in bikinis or lingerie or hopefully less.

In her latest shoot for Victoria's Secret, Doutzen shows exactly how and why she earns her keep. Women want to be like her and men want to be trapped in a car crusher with her with the only means of escape being a spark produced by the friction between jostling body parts. Oh, to explode in that crusher with the MILFtastic Doutzen. Yeah, I know that doesn't make any sense. But it's Doutzen Kroes! So effin' hot. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Are Asstastically Delicious

I really must stand up and applaud the fine bodily work of Doutzen Kroes of late. The Victoria's Secret Angel has not let motherhood stop her one bit from maintaining just one ridiculously hot bikini body. And that's the way nature intended it to be. So hot women could have many good looking children, they need to stay hot even after their first child or two. It's an essential adaptation to keep the species from getting ugly. And Doutzen Kroes is more than doing her part to keep the healthy mating instinct alive and well.

Bending down, around, and just all around looking like one hot young maternal figure, Doutzen Kroes got major eyeballs in Miami, a town right now where the competition among the hard bodied ladies is stiff, and the men who are unofficially judging minute by minute are even stiffer. Props to you, Ms. Kroes, keep up the good work. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Continue Her MILFtastic Run in Miami

It's so easy to overlook Doutzen Kroes and her fine line of MILFtastic visuals. I'm not sure why she often gets forgotten in the mix. Maybe it's her less marketable name, maybe it's her falling in making-babies love with a DJ (a sin among all sins), or maybe it's just because she does take time away from the camera to care for her offspring. But when she's on point, caught on camera, in just her little bikinis, candid or otherwise, there really is no tighter, hotter, mommy body on the planet, as far as I can tell. And I do look, quite a bit.

Doutzen Kroes, we promise to never forsake you. Which is more than we can say for the dude who pushes buttons and waves his hands in the air on stage for a living. We'll be there for you. To support you. Hands on, as needed. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Show in Miami Goes Candidly Hot and Behind the Scenes

Two of our very favorite bikini model uber-hotties, Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel, hit the pools and beaches of Miami over the weekend in a combination working weekend and relaxing vacation time bikini festival of serious wonderment.

While both girls hit the beach to prepare for their photoshoot, Doutzen also took advantage of some stripping out of her shorts family time by the hotel pool...

...while Candice was strictly business, the business of extremely sextastic bikini photos, being primed and prepped along the South Florida beach.

Oh, you can have your Paris and Rome, I'll take Miami in the Spring. The bodies are just epic. Enjoy.

Hot Mom on a Bike Alert! Doutzen Kroes in Daisy Dukes Pedaling for Lust

Outside of bare nekkid and prone, there's perhaps no finer looking pose for a hot mom than in a tiny outfit riding a bicycle with a basket. I'm sure there's something to be said for my twisted Freudian interpretation of this quite innocent visual, and that thing is that I'm really truly in lust with Doutzen Kroes riding her two-wheeler in Miami Beach.

Bikini and little top, super short shorts, and a hot mom on a bike and I am ready to pedal myself to the nearest private spot for a little Wrist and Relaxation. It's simply unfair how alluring Doutzen looks on her transport, likely imagining some mundane errands on her to-do list, though I'd like to imagine she's thinking about making the sexy while popping a wheelie. So many potentials when wheels are added to the fantasy mix. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Fashionably Hot Stuff for German Vogue

Doutzen Kroes simply doesn't get enough attention. It's hard to stand out in the V.S. Angel circuit, considering the lingerie company has now gone full tilt with 15-20 of the world's hottest model in their regular lineup. But Doutzen deserves some top flight consideration for her stellar hot body, alluring looks, and the way in which she has turned mommyhood into just another stepping stone into the heavens of the sextastic.

Featured in German Vogue, Doutzen has that rare appeal for a celebrity model who can turn a women's fashion mag spread into something must-see for men. While some photographer was shouting out to her silly phrases like 'be the angry mother falcon' and some nervous nellies from the wardrobe department were making sure her designer outfits were perfectly askew and abstractly offset, we care only for Doutzen. For a goddess of the female form who has it going on from head to toe and some very fun parts in between. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel Ring in Lucky ’13 With Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Goodness

Hard as it may be to believe, given the chill in the air outside, and the fact that those beer bottles you left outside to chill for twenty minutes and forgot are now but cracked, saddened, ruined bottles of drinks that will never be drunk, but, we are in the height of bikini season. Not just the sextastic celebrities flooding the southern outline of our nation and even south of the border in their skimpy two pieces, but all the major manufacturers of delightful little bikinis now shipping to the retailers in time for Spring Break and the start of normal folk bikini time.

Along with the migration of tiny top and bottom apparel comes the onslaught, the delicious onslaught of bikini catalog shoots from our friends at Victoria's Secret, who throw in a little lingerie as well for a whole lot of love, as featured on the super hot Doutzen Kroes (above) and the uber-sextastic Candice Swanepoel in bikinis below.

Truly, this is the season of our greatest content. Enjoy.