Whoa, my eyes! I mean that in the most wonderful way, not the ouch there’s acid burning my retinas kind of way. Hardly acid, just pure sextastic courtesy of even more artistically delicious supermodel topless goodness in Interview magazine.
In this latest installment, we feast our peeps upon the bodily displays of Behati Prinsloo, Constance Jablonski, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Toni Garrn, and more supermodels, many of whom are flashing their ridiculously hot bare boobtastic for the benefit a cultural homage to something that is not as nearly quite important as the homage to female hotness. Wow. I do so love these pictures. Enjoy.
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I’m a little miffed that the sextastic Doutzen Kroes covered up her true birthday suit beauty, so I’m naturally going to be writing a letter to somebody using the word ‘unfair’ quite a bit. At the same time, the sextastic V.S. Angel is just so alluring, just the mere act of watching her try not to show any of her fun parts in Vogue magazine is something of a funny part. At least, it’s made for a fun evening activity for me here as I draw slowly on my fancy glass of three dollar Scotch.
Ultimately, I do believe that people involved in covering up women on photosets are committing some type of crime against man-ity and should be dragged away in shackles. At the same time, never ever overlook the chance for a decent ogle of a crazy hot woman. Enjoy.
You know this is the time of the month when my supply of ladies magazines comes to the doorstep of my pied-à-terre and I scream like a little girl child with delight. And no greater shriek perhaps than the sight of Doutzen Kroes in Vogue magazine in a fashiony, yet undeniably sextastic pictorial that I had to leer at not twice, but thrice, to gather in the full horny majesty.
Once again, Doutzen Kroes proves she is one of the world’s least well known super hot women, the reasons why remain a complete mystery. But I consider her something of a secret pleasure. Like Duck Dynasty. Only far less facial hair. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Spain, it’s doing quite well this time of year in terms of attracting top tier sextastic celebrity talent. Half of the world’s best looking ladies seem to be sunning on or off it’s rocky shores these past couple of weeks, including the MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes who wore the very perfect bikini to flatter her former Angel asstastic.
Doutzen Kroes truly is one of the underrated hotties on this spinning orb, a lingerie model turned mommy turned woman of my nightly dreams. Check out her bikini bottom for a while and she will invade your overnight hours theater as well, I assure you. Enjoy.
More than a nip slip really, a solid bit of melon exhibited by our heavily belusted hottie, Doutzen Kroes, when shooting out in New York City, and obviously wearing no bra.
Now, we hate bras more than any woman does, I assure you. So we were quite pleased at the sight of the teat of the most underrated of the Victoria’s Secret angels. Doutzen Kroes deserves all the attention she gets, whether flashing or not. Though, flashing really is the preferred method, natch. Enjoy.
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Wow, as if my lust curve for Doutzen Kroes could rise much higher. Inflate if you will. Now the formerly forgotten Victoria’s Secret Angel is growing ever more sextastic in her new pictorial for Vogue Brazil. It’s a breath-stealer and eye-popper and an all-around all-over smile inducer, if you happen to lust ridiculously hot girls in feline covered topless poses.
I’ve made it my mission to put Doutzen Kroes name on the tip of every gentleman oglers tongue. I know, not entirely what you wish were placed there in relation to Doutzen, but I’m just the guy who fires the starting gun, you need to run the race for yourself. And, as ever, enjoy.
I really am digging Doutzen Kroes more and more these days.
An underrated Victoria’s Secret angel no longer, the MILFtastic sweet bodied model is now branching out big time, the finest parties, the biggest red carpets, and the swank retailer catalogs. Like her current visual gig for H&M, showing just how stupid hot a woman can look in a black hat at the beach. It works for me. Kind of Clint Eastwood, if Clint were one of the world’s most good looking women who I dream about thrice nightly. And, he is not.
Doutzen Kroes, climbing the sextastic ladder many rungs at a time. Enjoy.