Doutzen Kroes

And Onto the Show…Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, and Doutzen Kroes Highlight the Hotness on Victoria’s Secret Runway

By Bill Swift | November 8, 2012 @ 8:41 am

Doutzen Kroes at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and More Hotness at Victoria's Secret 2012 Fashion Show in NYC

Candice Swanepoel at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

Joan Smalls at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2012 in NYC

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Despite the puffing up of feathers (literally) for the CBS cameras, and the full allotment of celebrity douchy guests in attendance, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show still represents one of the single greatest sextastic collectives of lingerie-clad hotness around the globe each and every November. And, for that, we give thanks.

Despite the ridiculousness of some of the costumery, clearly not designed for guys, underlying it all we have the wicked hot bodies and killers looks of Angels such as Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes strutting their wares down catwalk boulevard making us all feel like compulsory consumers. It's one damn fine pimping show. Enjoy.

LET US NEVER FORGET THE SHEER POWER OF ADRIANA LIMA IN SHEER SILK

Adriana Lima Victoria's Secret Catalogue Photoshoot

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Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Hotness Is Off Even the Fantasy Charts

By Bill Swift | October 5, 2012 @ 8:39 am

Doutzen Kroes Looks Hot in Victoria's Secret Photoshoot October 2012

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Just plain old fashioned wicked hot!

What MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes does in a skimpy bit of bra and panties for her latest and absolutely greatest Victoria's Secret photoshoot yet is downright awe inspiring (mixed with a heavy dose of jaw dropping and short soiling).

To say that Doutzen might cause many men to hit the V.S. catalog this season with great exuberance, in search of some way, any way, to re-create this silky undergarment look on their own chosen mates -- well, let's just say, ladies, if you man is mumbling the word 'Doutzen' the next time you're getting sloppy in the bedroom, please, allow him this indulgence. Enjoy.

DOUTZEN KROES HAS A BODY THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO WRITE BAD POEMS

Doutzen Kroes White Shorts Bikini Top in Miami

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Continue to Visually Define a Vastly Underrated MILF

By Bill Swift | August 17, 2012 @ 8:47 am

Doutzen Kroes Wears a Tiny Bikini on the Beach in Miami

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Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes still holds the all-time Egotastic! record for bodily recovery after pushing a pup through her Venetian canals; about 3 weeks post-partum she was in bikini-ready shape complete with new swollen milkers. It really was one for the record books.

Yet, Doutzen has never truly received the MILFtastic honorifics due her. Okay, yes, even we knocked her down a peg for getting knocked up and eventually hitched to a DJ, a profession that still befuddles us as to professional qualifications, but there's no denying that this woman looks ridiculously alluring in the little bikinis she routinely prances about the sands in, such as this past week in Miami. She looks amazing forward, port, starboard, and aft. And, man, the things we'd like to do to that aft of hers. Enjoy.

BUT A FEW WEEKS AFTER BABY, DOUTZEN WAS BACK IN INSPIRING SHAPE

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Are Candidly Bedazzling

By Bill Swift | August 16, 2012 @ 8:17 am

Doutzen Kroes Flaunts Her Bikini Body at the Beach in Miami

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There's nothing better than seeing a super sextastic professional model like Doutzen Kroes in her off-duty hours still looking super-sextastic.

Let's be honest, sometimes the lights go down, the make-up comes off, and the after-photo-effects aren't present and, well, it's like finally meeting your favorite radio personality and it turns out to be a dude who looks like he just posed for his Megan's Law website mugshot, it can be less than expected. But when you're hot, you're hot, and Doutzen Kroes isn't just Victoria's Secret made-up hot, she's all kinds of Mother Nature blessed good looking, as she showed candidly on the beach in Miami in a little bikini that looks like she might be shopping off the reservation.

As much as we love Doutzen in her V.S. photo work and imagining her in those silky nothings, seeing a hot woman in her natural element yanking our necks to leer to and fro, even better. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Enters a V.S. Swimsuit Battle with Candice Swanepoel

By Bill Swift | August 10, 2012 @ 7:28 am

And I'd just like to be the guy who clean the sand off their bodies between shots. Of course, some bits can get stuck in your teeth.

Both the gloriously looks-gifted MILFtastic Doutzen Kroes...

Doutzen Kroes New Victoria's Secret Bikini and Swimsuit Photos

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and the inimitably hot Candice Swanepoel...

Candice Swanepoel New Victoria's Secret Bikini and Swimsuit Photos

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for whom bikinis are inspired to be pulled from their drawer,took to the beaches of cool foreign lands to shoot for thew new Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalog. And, you might say, throw down a little bikini body on bikini body competition. And the competition was downright faptastic. Enjoy.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures Continue to Bring the MILFtastic Poolside Views

By Bill Swift | June 22, 2012 @ 9:11 am

Doutzen Kroes Looks Super Hot in Her Tiny Blue Bikini

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More bodily hotness bikini style from South Florida today as Victoria's Secret model and hot mom extraordinaire Doutzen Kroes continued her run of hot two-piece looks by the pool in Miami, and we continued both to leer from afar, and cut the rest of her family, kids and DJ included, out of view, because we do focus like a laser beam on the sextastic.

Now, we often say it's unfair for moms to looks this hot. Then again, who's to say what is fair? I'm starting to lean toward MILFtastic skin shows not only being fair, but something that ought to be compelled perhaps by law. The Hot Mom Act of 2012, that would force wood-inducing sextastic mothers from covering no more than 20% of their bodies in clothing when appearing in public. I'm not saying it would standup to judicial review, but I am saying it would be one helluva fun time while waiting its appeal. Enjoy.

DOUTZEN KROES NEEDS TO GET BACK TO V.S. WORK AND FAST

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Doutzen Kroes Hot Mama Bikini Pics for Even More Miami Heat

By Bill Swift | June 20, 2012 @ 9:55 am

Doutzen Kroes in Blue and White Bikini Poolside in Miami

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Perhaps no other hottie in Hottieville recovered faster from her baby chunneling experience than Victoria's Secret kitten Doutzen Kroes, who despite making the very poor decision to get knocked up by a DJ, the most ominous sounding boyfriend title ever, has recovered, recouped, and re-hottied herself like nobody's business. Except, it's our business. So, we've been checking out Doutzen in her bikinis the past few days in Miami and drooling along the way.

There is nothing in this world hotter than a hot mama. Enjoy.