bill-swift - January 2, 2017
It's almost unfair when moms look this hot on the beach. Even more unfair when I don't get to be the father of their children. Not that I want to be a dad, more so the whole procreative process with ridiculously hot lingerie models like Doutzen Kroes put me in the sire-like mood. Not that I ever leave that mood. One of the plagues of my job.
Doutzen and her family who are completely irrelevant to our visual story here took to Miami beach to show off in a tiny bikini because how else to flatter her amazing asstastic. Well, hanging out on all fours and leaning over chaise lounge chairs doesn't hurt. And where it does hurt, it hurts so good. Watching Doutzen kick around a soccer ball is the final straw in all that I can take. The beautiful sport is ogling. Enjoy.
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