Doutzen Kroes Thong Bikini MILFtastic

What can you say about a Dutch wildly hot mom and former VS lingerie model who swims about the world's oceans in a tiny thong bikini? Wow, comes to mind. And some other words I can't repeat since this is a family site. 

Doutzen Kroes has always been a horribly underrated uber-sextastic blond babe. Not necessarily by her paying industry who have paid her very well over the years, but in all those magazine and online surveys and rankings and listings where you rarely see her name at the top, despite a decade of giving nothing but ridiculously hot bikini and lingerie visuals.

Doutzen hasn't stopped her passion inducing programming even though she's pulled way back on the Victoria's Secret gigs since becoming a mom a couple times over. That's her prerogative. Like ours is to sit and stare stupidly and imagine she asks us to help her hang up her thongs after an ocean splash to dry out. Wait, what do you have left on your body? Oh, perfect. Enjoy.

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