Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra, Forty and Faptastic (Happy Birthday, Carmen)

By Bill Swift | May 7th, 2012 @ 3:15 pm

Carmen Electra Celebrates Her 40th at the Crazyhorse III in Vegas

Yes, time marches on for all. At some point, everybody who reads this site is going to be taking an unclothed walk down the hall in the middle of the night and come to the disturbing realization that they just kneed themselves in their own dangling jewel sack.

Thankfully, the clock ticks slower for our sextastic celebrity friends, through a combination of genetic blessings, 90210 doctors visits, nutritionists, Pilates instructors, baby food diets, colonics, and a good bit of make up and wardrobe cinching, the ladies are maturing more faptastically than ever before.

Case in point, Carmen Electra who turned 40 a couple or three weeks back, but held off her birthday celebration until she could pimp it out commercial style at Vegas’ Crazy Horse III over the weekend. And she looked all kinds of mature hottie birthday good.

Has it really been 15 years since she first broke big in Baywatch and on the pages of Playboy? It has, it has. Enjoy.

CARMEN ELECTRA RIDES HOWARD'S SYBIAN

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Jenny McCarthy, J-Woww, and Carmen Electra Pimp the Shizz Out of Vegas Over the Super Bowl Weekend

By Bill Swift | Feb 6th, 2012 @ 11:35 am

Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and JWoww at Pre-Super Bowl Party

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The two veteran boobtasc princess veterans Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra, joined relative newcomer to the Sin City pimping for cash tour this weekend with J-Woww throwing her cleavage into the promotional bucket, forming a trio of sextastic that lured many a man into doing things particularly unkind to his wallet.

Three girls, six flesh puppies, and free cocktails. It’s a great recipe for creating some memories that ought to stay in Vegas. Enjoy.

JENNY MCARTHY KNOWS HOW TO GET ATTENTION ON A RED CARPET

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AND CARMEN ELECTRA STILL HAS HER MOMENTS, INCLUDING SYBIAN RIDES

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BUTT J-WOWW CLEAVAGE IS SIMPLY TOUGH TO BEAT ON SIZE ALONE

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Kristin Cavallari Opens Up and Other Things to Ogle

By Jon | Dec 8th, 2011 @ 12:42 pm

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- Jennifer Lopez kicks asstastic on the beach. (HuffPo)

- Erin Andrews is cashing in on peephole video. (FoxNews)

- Kristin Cavallari, Carmen Electra and other hot celebs. (GossipCenter)

- Lea Michele leggy on Leno. (Celebuzz)

- Jessica Biel looks damn fine in a dress. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Shailene Woodley is an up and coming hottie. (LaineyGossip)

- Geri Halliwell sexes up the other side of the pond. (TMZ)

Carmen Electra Brings Her Body to Bear for Strip Club Anniversay

By Jon | Oct 24th, 2011 @ 10:07 am

Carmen Electra at Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas

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I’ve always loved the term ‘Gentleman’s Club’, whether that be a classy joint down South that requires a coat and tie, or a truck stop lean-to that requires a couple rounds of Mickey’s Big Mouth to see the owner’s heavyset niece shimmying on a makeshift pole to Skid Row (man, that is one happy memory of mine).

Carmen Electra helped Crazy Horse III in Vegas celebrate their stripping anniversary this past weekend by highlighting her own infamous twin bills of fleshy fun in a body hugging and cleavage-baring dress. I’m not sure if being able to draw Carmen’s boobs from memory on a cocktail napkin gets you free cover charge at Crazy Horse, but I am sure going to try that out this coming weekend at a bachelor party for my highway community service time friend, Zeb, whose mail order bride has finally cleared customs. We will be gentlemen. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Caught Unaware But Not Without Her High Beams On

By Jon | Oct 10th, 2011 @ 1:28 pm

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We miss Carmen Electra (you never forget the first time mom bangs on the bathroom door to demand to know why you’re still in the shower) though with a newly resurrected set of funbags, she does seem to be making at least the odd hottie appearance at local haunts in Las Vegas and L.A. But, sometimes, don’t you know, if you want to see somebody badly enough, you need to go find them yourself, out and about, sans makeup or dress up, just Carmen Electra in sweats, but…soft, what pokes through yonder window breaks? It’s the headlights of the veteran actress and model at full wattage. If we can’t have full-fledged and showing-off Carmen, at least we can have her delightful nipple pokes. Enjoy.

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Battle of the Vegas Pimping Cleavage: Nicole Scherzinger vs. Carmen Electra

By Bill Swift | Sep 5th, 2011 @ 8:22 am

Battle Vegas Pimping Cleavage: Nicole Scherzinger vs. Carmen Electra

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Nobody labors like cleavetastic celebrities, including X-Factor hostess and former Pussycatter, Nicole Scherzinger, who along with a freshly-pumped-up bosomy Carmen Electra, both took to their respective Vegas pimp stations to promote some casino nightclub events over the Labor Day weekend, by way of flashing the Las Boobas in Sin City. I can’t begin to tell you what these two damsels without distress were pimping, but I can tell you that Nicole looked downright masochistic in her bondage dress o’ belts, while Carmen pulled out a summer wardrobe she hasn’t worn since she was in middle school, and somehow made it inappropriately perfect. There were no losers in this battle, save for the suckers who lost their hard-earned coin at the casino tables. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Busts and Pokes on Set of 2 Headed Shark Attack

By Jon | Aug 17th, 2011 @ 10:32 am

Carmen Electra Nipple Poke in the Florida Keys

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Carmen Electra is back and ‘bigger’ up top than ever before, nipple poking her way around the set of the B-movie, 2 Headed Shark Attack, starring herself and Brooke Hogan (so you know it’s going to be something special) and all around just looking mighty boobtastic once more. I think Carmen is actually trying to keep her chest size up to match her age, which, I must applaud, at least until she turns 6o. Enjoy.