Carmen Electra

Leopard Print Memories Brought on by Hollywood Fashion Event

 

Oh, faux pas Jaime King and Lesser Good Looking Hilton Sister, for attending the UK Style French Connection Event wearing matching frocks, albeit, the style of the evening seemed to be geared on leopard print, so the odds were always there, but bet your keester some publicist or wardrobe girl was unceremoniously canned last night after the gig. That’s how Hollywood rolls, baby, when you take a walk on the wild side.

Beside the matching twins, the event featured Carmen Electra, one of my veteran hotties who sadly refused to remove her jacket (read as: new boob job), and Wild On wild one Brooke Burke, who despite having like seventeen children pushed through her vajayjay, continues to look downright lean and animal. Enjoy.

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I must say, as me and the indentured slave kids I use for labor here were discussing hot celebrities in wild jungle outfits, none of them could even remember the amazingly sexy Gena Lee Nolin in her fabulous portrayal of Sheena, Queen of the Jungle on television about a decade ago:

And, yes, while I grow long in the tooth and short in the beard, twas only your humble blogger among all these illegal workers who could remember that that the Sheena TV show was based upon the early 1980′s movie, Sheena, featuring the one time replacement Charlie’s Angel, Tanya Roberts, in full boobtastic glory:

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Carmen Electra Is Looking Good Again, Again

Not many of our favorite celebrities have had so many up and down sexy bomb swings as Carmen Electra, who every few years seems to move from super hot, to, ‘hey, what’s happening with Carmen?’ like a see-saw of hotness. Well, Carmen Electra is looking good again, again. Just some run of the mill candid shots of the veteran hottie, but these Carmen Electa pictures are a sign that one of our very favorites is back in a big way. I’m very happy. Enjoy.

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If you’re a Carmen Electra fan, you’ll remember (or lust anew) her ‘Sybian’ appearance on Howard Stern. One of my very favorite Electra moments. I think it’s the naughty skirt. Or the talk of orgasms. Or both.

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Carmen Electra “Sex Tape”

This video is supposedly a preview of a Carmen Electra sex tape that was leaked to the internet, but let me tell you something is really fishy here, and I’m not just talking about Carmen Electra’s happy hole. First of all, I’ve never seen so many cuts in a sex tape in my life. Second, and this is kind of a biggie, Carmen Electra has never stayed clothed this long doing anything in her life! Let alone having sex. Which you don’t even see. She does however make out a little with this other hot chick, so there’s something going on, but I’ve got my money on this being some kind of viral video to promote something. Of course, by viral, I mean Herpes.

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These Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures Need Some Makeup

Here are some Carmen Electra bikini pictures from her vacation in Greece, and well, at least her tits still look good. Of course, those things will probably look good until well into her 80s. Carmen’s face, on the other hand, seems not to have weathered the ravages of time that well. Or maybe we’ve just never seen her without makup before. Either way, it’s not looking good. In fact, it’s the complete opposite of good.

Carmen Electra Nude in Maxim Mexico

It’s not like you haven’t seen Carmen Electra nude before, but it’s still worth a look. If only to see if her breast implants are still holding up. And what do you know!? It looks like they are. I’m kinda wondering, though, why Carmen Electra is randomly posing naked in the Mexican edition of Maxim magazine. Maybe the economy hasn’t been very kind to her. Either way, it’s good to know that she can still rely on her establiched skill set to make a buck. And by “established skill set” I mean boobies.

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Carmen Electra is a Playboy Bunny

There’s something about Carmen Electra dressed as a Playboy Bunny that is acully pretty damn sexy. Sure she’s probably wearing more clothes in these pictures than she ever has before in her life, but that iconic outfit is just so sexy. Or maybe it’s the fact that her boobs are pushed up so high it looks like they’re about to strangle her. It’s gotta be one of those.

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Carmen Electra’s Bikini is Filled with Plastic

I’m not denying Carmen Electra looks pretty damn good in that bikini of hers, but after all the money she’s spent on getting her body in that shape, one would hope for nothing less.

Still, I can’t help but find myself oddly conflicted when looking at these Carmen Electra bikini pictures. On the one hand, my rational mind knows that she’s just made of plastic, and a heavy coating of shellac, and on the other hand, my cave man brain is saying “Boobies!”

And there you have it, the mind of the modern man, brought to light by nothing other than a pair of fake tits, and about a half a square foot of very thin cloth.

More Carmen Electra bikini pictures after the jump.

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