Carmen Electra

These Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures Need Some Makeup

Here are some Carmen Electra bikini pictures from her vacation in Greece, and well, at least her tits still look good. Of course, those things will probably look good until well into her 80s. Carmen's face, on the other hand, seems not to have weathered the ravages of time that well. Or maybe we've just never seen her without makup before. Either way, it's not looking good. In fact, it's the complete opposite of good.

Carmen Electra Nude in Maxim Mexico

It's not like you haven't seen Carmen Electra nude before, but it's still worth a look. If only to see if her breast implants are still holding up. And what do you know!? It looks like they are. I'm kinda wondering, though, why Carmen Electra is randomly posing naked in the Mexican edition of Maxim magazine. Maybe the economy hasn't been very kind to her. Either way, it's good to know that she can still rely on her establiched skill set to make a buck. And by "established skill set" I mean boobies.

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Carmen Electra is a Playboy Bunny

There's something about Carmen Electra dressed as a Playboy Bunny that is acully pretty damn sexy. Sure she's probably wearing more clothes in these pictures than she ever has before in her life, but that iconic outfit is just so sexy. Or maybe it's the fact that her boobs are pushed up so high it looks like they're about to strangle her. It's gotta be one of those.

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Carmen Electra’s Bikini is Filled with Plastic

I'm not denying Carmen Electra looks pretty damn good in that bikini of hers, but after all the money she's spent on getting her body in that shape, one would hope for nothing less.

Still, I can't help but find myself oddly conflicted when looking at these Carmen Electra bikini pictures. On the one hand, my rational mind knows that she's just made of plastic, and a heavy coating of shellac, and on the other hand, my cave man brain is saying "Boobies!"

And there you have it, the mind of the modern man, brought to light by nothing other than a pair of fake tits, and about a half a square foot of very thin cloth.

More Carmen Electra bikini pictures after the jump.

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Carmen Electra Fall Down Go Boom

You'd think that a woman who spends 90% of her time swinging herself around a stripper pole would have the appropriate level of balance required to successfully navigate a fashion show catwalk, but you would be wrong. I bet Carmen Electra thought that too, but she was also wrong.

Carmen was at the Max Factor Fashion Show, doing as "models" do, but as you can see, she had some difficulty with the whole complicated process. She also managed to take down fellow "model" Alison Sweeney, making for a nice little catwalk pile-up.

Trés fort, Carmen. Trés, trés fort.

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People’s Choice Awards Mega Picture Post

So, the 33rd People's Choice Awards were on last night, and, to be honest, I didn't really watch. I did the whole voting thing, but only about three of the nominees appealed to me, so I pretty much lost all interest right from the start.

Of course, it doesn't matter in any way, shape, or form who was nominated, who won, who was hosting or presenting. The only thing about award shows that really matters is the pretty ladies in sexy dresses. And in that regard, the evening didn't dissapoint.

Most notable attendees include Halle Berry, in a very shiny, very short, very open gold dress, Ali Larter looking flawlessly beautiful, and Emily Procter taking her low-cut neckline to the limit. Also looking great were Eva Longoria, Jennifer Aniston, and Katherine Heigl.

Naturally, there were lots of other stunning stars there as well, and you can see them all, and all 162 pictures after the jump.
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2006 Billboard Awards Moderately Mega Picture Post

So, I started watching the Billboard Awards, and then I remembered I hate Award Shows. And then I remembered that Heroes was on, so I went and watched that, and had a much better night.

And trust me, even though you might think that Janet Jackson looking like the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2, Gwen Stefani looking like Egon Spengler from the Ghostbusters cartoon, Denise Richards looking like The Bride of Frankenstein, and Courtney Love looking like, well, Courtney Love would make for an entertaining show, you'd be wrong.

No, Award Shows suck, and the Billboard Awards suck really hard. That being said, there are still a whole bunch of pictures of all the ladies in attendance after the jump, so check that shit out.
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