Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra Goes Cleavetastic for Expendables 3 Premiere

Carmen Electra could show up in a burqa fresh from a day in the hot sun planting potatoes and I'd find her beyond ravishing. But you give her a couple hours to doll up and put on some cleavage baring get up for a red carpet premiere and she takes it to a whole new level.

The 40-something Electra stole the show at the Expendables 3 premiere in Hollywood. The movie series might be getting a bit long in the tooth, but all I can think about with Carmen Electra and that veteran hot body of hers is nibbling off the belt and letting gravity take its course. Oh, the fun and giggles we would have after that private time wardrobe malfunction. Carmen Electra is pure living enticement. I am pure living lust. We really need to join forces in an arena of sweat. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Swimsuit Crazy Sextastic in Galore

I really do lust Carmen Electra. Since meeting her in person and her telling me sex is much better at 40 than 20 I've been completely smitten. It's like she scanned my brain for its deepest darkest fantasy and just announced she was totally into that. I almost cried. Now I'm ready to shed a tear again seeing Carmen crazy body hot in these swimsuit photos for Galore magazine. Carmen isn't just a veteran hottie, she's a woman who knows just how damn alluring she is and absolutely loves it.

Oh, sure, I'm not immune to the charms of a young lovely coming up in the sextastic world. But give me a woman who knows what she wants and exactly how to get it done any day. I mean, she has to be semi-delusional enough to want me to help her get there, but wisdom and confidence sure is hot on a woman. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Cleavy Performance At The Elevate Concert

Boobtacular legend Carmen Electra was in full titacular force at the Elevate Concert series in LA. She performed in an outfit that is so scandalous it almost makes me feel faint. It's like a zippered bustier rubber thing with fishnet stockings. Whatever it's called the costume showed off those amazing ta-tas. There was cleavage to end all cleavage. Like, you look at how much lovely skin is exposed and it sort of ruins you for all other cleavage experiences. I've been a fan of ogling Carmen's funbags since I was a young man and she was on Baywatch. You also get to look at her long lovely legs in a pair of skin-tight fishnets. I'm not really sure who invented fishnets and for what practical purpose, but they were a friggin' genius.

I didn't know Carmen Electra could sing. I wonder if she's any good? I'd gladly listen to her sing the alphabet song as long as she's dressed like this.

Jennette McCurdy, Olivia Holt, and Carmen Electra Hot on the Catwalk for Young Hollywood

Nylon magazine held a party for Young Hollywood, which like most parties for Young Hollywood, was a bevy of beauties both young and not so young along the red carpet in Los Angeles. And everybody looked good. Especially the likes of Jennette McCurdy, Olivia Holt, and the not super young, but always super hot Carmen Electra. Just the kind of party where my invitation seems to get lost in the mail somehow.

In case you're wondering, the state of young Hollywood is strong. For ever mature belusted hottie there is another ingenue or up and comer ready to enter the fray. I fear not for my supply line of the future. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra and Alessandra Ambrosio Headline the Hotties Out to Support the Race to Erase MS Gala

There's no better win-win situation than when the sextastic celebrities get all decked out, dressed up, and showing off some sweet hot body goodness for a solid cause like curing MS. I don't mind the phone calls and the mailing campaigns, but if you really want to make people feel good about giving, me in particular, give me Carmen Electra, Alessandra Ambrosio, Laura Vandervoort and other sweet lady treats smiling and preening for some check writing time. Like I could turn down a hot woman with a benevolent cause.

Were I a wealthier man, I mean, when they finally do get around to raising that minimum wage and I can run amok with cash, I'd like to surrounded myself with supremely fine looking ladies and make large donations to all of these righteous charitable causes. For now, I'm mostly limited to spare change into the collection basket. Give what you can, ogle what you will. If I wasn't scared of needles, I'd get that tattooed on my thorax. Enjoy.

Carmen Electra Lingerie Teasy Hot in FHM

My life has kind of changed since I met Carmen Electra here in my office. I've gone from lusting after the veteran hotties to super duper lusting, realizing that the mix of continued hotness mixed with decades of learning the art o of the tease and the virtual tickle is just one magical combination. Sure, I don't mind a giggling 20-year old. But a 40-year old with a naughty mind and a demure smile and Carmen Electra's looks and body? Out of control.

Carmen is featured in the latest edition of FHM magazine from across the pond. I think they nailed everything I do so lust about Carmen. Cheeky, teasy, lingerie experienced hottie. I'd like to climb right through those pages and... enjoy.

Carmen Electra Big Ups in Germany

Wow, when Carmen Electra wants to get noticed, she goes right to her A-game bag of tricks. Or bags of tricks as one who was terrible at puns might say.

Pimping something or other in Germany, Carmen decided to put both her veteran hotness and her somewhere newer racktastic on big girl display for the good people of Deutschland. Whatever it was she was selling, I'm quite sure she sold out and then some. I'm still tingling from meeting Carmen in my office over a month ago. I'd go to a doctor to seek help, but I'm too embarrassed to tell him where I'm feeling it most. Enjoy.